Hey Alice what's up. This is so Rosalie Hale. There is no way that this is Emmett writing...uhh never mind. So Alice, Aly, my lovable, hyper-active, psychic sister of mine, who is Rosalie's uh..I mean my secret admirer? I just need a name, grade, and social security number. Oh and why wouldn't I tell Emmett, he is my husband and I will always share valuable information with me!!

Alice, when are you gonna take Bella shopping again? Bella is so funny when she falls over and trips. Edward made a really good choice. Well I'll tell Rose I mean I'll take your advice and skip class.

Tootles. Emm...Rosalie.