Emmett,
ha! That is so you!! Couldn't you be more obvious? What I don't get is that why are you reading Rosalie's letters, she is going to be furious when she finds out!! Oh and she will find out...Alice couldn't get your message because she is too busy planning Carlisle and Esme's anniversary party, which reminded me, did you get the stuff Alice asked you to get?? Because if you didn't it, well lets just said that along with the party we are going to celebrate a funeral...I just got a brilliant idea, how about a bet?

I bet you that you didn't get the stuff for the party but the one that is going to murder you is Rosalie for reading her letters!! You are soo dead, if I were you, I would run straight to Italy, cuz the Volturi will have more mercy on you then Rose!! Anyways if you don't make it, can I have your X-box?

Your brother, Jasper.