Jasper,
I know you meant for Emmett to get the letter but it got to me instead. I swear on my existence that Emmett can not get any stupider. Taking Rosalie's letters, what an imbecile. Have you gotten all the things that Alice asked you to get, just because you're her husband doesn't mean she'll take it easy on you.
I guess I should go; I need to check on Bella. I swear, this morning she almost cracked her head open trying to get out of the shower. Luckily I was there to catch her. Then she tripped over her own feet coming down the stairs. Having her human is getting extremely frustrating. Maybe I should just change her and get it over with? Uh-Oh Alice just had a vision of Bella falling out of her window.
Bye
Edward