Bella,
I got the letter you meant for Edward. But, you left in front of my door. Poor, sully human; you mistook our doors once again!! Very hilarious, if I do say so myself Isabella.
Bella I regret (well not really) to inform you that your klutziness is really quite frustrating to everyone, including your dearest Edward. Your so gullible Bella you should have known better than to believe my brother. After all, all you are is another insignificant brother. You don't deserve Edward. I really don't know what he sees in you, you're so boring but oh well
Rosalie