CHAPTER 3
Maddie Fenton was usually busy in the Fenton household down in the basement helping her husband Jack build inventions. However this was without a doubt taking a toll on there household. The house was messy and hadn't been cleaned in weeks; they just hadn't found time between chasing down ghosts and making or fixing ghost hunting equipment to even notice that the chores were not being done.
She was sitting on the coach drinking some tea trying to figure out how to clean all this up in as little time as possible. That's when Jazz came in through the front door.
'And did you know he even wrote a book about the theory of other worlds being right beside us but us not noticing them" Jazz bragged, 'Oh and the best part is that he and his brother have both worked in every major university and college in the world!!"
Danny her youngest son walked in straight behind her, yawning loudly.
"Yea you only mentioned it about 7 times since we left the car" Danny groaned.
Maddie looked at her son, he had large bags underneath his eyes and he was ghostly white. He looked like he was extremely tired and worn out.
"Oh Mom!!" Jazz cried and ran up to her mother squealing like some sort of fan girl that had just met a rock star.
"What is it honey?" Maddie asked kinda of split between her son looking as if he was going to fall over and her daughter's apparent excitement.
"You wouldn't believe whose teaching science at our school mom!!" Jazz cried.
"Well it must be someone very important" Maddie said.
'Edward Elric!!" Jazz said.
Danny who was falling asleep was awoken when both his mother and sister did high pitch fan girl cries.
'Oh my god why would Mr.Elric be teaching at your school?" Maddie asked, "He's one of the worlds leading researching in science and technology"
"I don't know but he's there mom!!" Jazz cried, "He's teaching freshmen science!!"
"Well we can't be rude now can we?" Maddie asked, "We have to invite him over for dinner!!"
Danny had suddenly snored and they noticed he had fallen asleep on the coach. Maddie touched his son on the shoulder and he leaped up as if being attacked by someone.
'Gah!!" He cried and noticed it was just his mom, 'Oh mom. God don't do that"
"Danny grab the cleaning supplies" Maddie said, "Jazz run downstairs and get the ecto-remover from downstairs. We're going to clean this house and then we'll invite Edward Elric here"
"It works" A voice cried and then an explosion followed from down in the basement.
Jack then came from downstairs holding what looked like a cell phone.
'Jack honey get a mop we're going to clean the house" Maddie said.
"Cleaning?" Jack asked confused, 'But Maddie I just created a new invention that'll let us hunt ghosts and track em at the same time!!"
"What is it?" Maddie asked.
"Behold the Fenton Cell phone!!" Jack cried holding up a silver and green cell phone that resembled an I-phone. "Not only can we talk to our friends on this baby, but it has a GPS system that'll locate a ghost within a mile radius and then you press this button when you find the ghost and BAM! The ghost gets zapped a net that conducts a current of a thousand volts of electricity!!"
Danny paled, that was yet another invention to put on his avoid list. Through it would be good for Sam and Tucker, not so good for him. He was lucky his parents hadn't installed anti-ghost door knobs yet.
"Jack we have a situation!!" Maddie said.
'What is it did those ghost vultures come back again?" Jack asked, 'Or is there girl scouts at the door again"
"No dad Edward Elric is teaching at our school!!" Jazz cried.
'Who?" Jack asked.
"He's only the most brilliant mind in the world" Jazz said and thought about Ed again.
"Jazz your drooling" Danny said and yawned, 'I don't see what the big deal is, he's just another scientist. Plus I don't want my teacher coming to my home, and Jazz chaining him in her closet like some obsessed fan girl"
"Hey" Jazz hissed.
"Besides I'm too tired to do anything right now" Danny said, "If anyone knocks on my door and interrupts my sleep they'll become a ghost"
Danny then walked off and started upstairs, if he didn't get some sleep soon he was gonna become a full ghost.
"Welcome home brother" Al said as Edward came through the door and literally fell backwards onto the couch. "Long day?"
"Tiresome more like it" Ed said as he picked up the remote and turned on the news, "This entire town is ghost crazy, not to mention our school got attacked by this Danny Phantom character"
"Oh I've heard of him" Alphonse said, "he's supposed to a ghost kid that protects the town well some of the town thinks that anyway"
"More like a nascence" Ed said, 'Plus that Valerie girl is a ghost hunter"
"That nice girl down the hall?" Al asked.
"And in today's news" The anchor women said, "Danny Phantom apparently caused more property damage at Casper High School while being chased down by the Red Huntress. The Mayor himself has promised to quickly repair all damages"
"Brother" Al said as they showed a picture of Mayor Masters.
"Yea I know" Edward said, "sigh; come on Al why don't we go out for dinner"
"Good idea I didn't get to go shopping for groceries yet" Al said.
They started for the door when suddenly the phone rang and Alphonse picked it up.
'Hello Elric residence" He said.
'Hello is Edward Elric there?" A female voice asked.
'He's busy at the moment, can I take a message?" Al asked.
Edward listened to Alphonse talk on the phone saying ahuh, and yes, then no. Finally he hung up and walked over to Edward.
'Who was that?" Ed asked.
'It was a woman named Maddie Fenton she wanted to invite us over to there home for dinner" He said.
'Fenton?" Edward asked and thought for a moment, 'Oh yea her kids attend Casper High the daughters a real piece of work smart but annoying and the son looks like he's gonna sleep for the next few years"
'Well we can't be rude I already told them we'd go" Alphonse said.
'WHAT!!" Edward cried.
"It would be rude not to, besides there's supposed to be the worlds leading ghost researchers" Al said and Edward sat back down rubbing his brow.
'Fine we'll go" Edward said, 'But ghosts don't exist, it's unscientific"
'I'll go get you a clean shirt brother" Al said, 'Oh by the way I applied for a job as a research scientist over at "
"Oh that's good maybe we can finally get a new car" Ed chuckled looking at the news showing Vlad's face again before shutting it off. 'Just. Memories..."
It wasn't hard to find the Fenton's house; it was a large building with a huge large scaled metal extension like thing on the top and a huge sign saying "Fenton Works" on the side of the house. The neighbor hood looked fairly normal through there was a group of firefighters fixing a broken fire hydrant by the corner.
"Well I guess this is it" Al said as Edward parked the car on the side of the road next to the sidewalk.
"Yea I don't see any other house announcing who lives there like a billboard" Edward said and put the car into park. 'We may as well get this over with"
Going up the steps, Ed knocked on the door which was quickly opened by an extremely large man in an orange jump suit and wearing a tie. He had black hair cut short and had a huge smile on his face when he looked at them.
"Hey you must be the Relic Brothers" The man smiled.
That's when a woman with short red hair kicked him out of the way. She was without a doubt attractive and looking younger then she actually was. She wore a blue jump suit with a hood that was down. She smiled brightly at them.
"That's Elric dear" The women said, 'Please don't mind my husband he's a bit absent minded. Please come inside"
They walked inside, the living room looked fairly normal a big screen TV and a coach in front of it. A staircase leading upstairs to the left and slightly to the right was the entrance leading to the kitchen. Overall it looked like a normal house and seemed normal enough then again so did the masters mansion.
(Flashback)
Edward moaned and yawned as he opened the door to exit the library on the second floor. He must have fallen asleep reading all those books. He cracked his neck to the side and yawned once more, he looked at the clock on the wall in the hallway. It was later then he thought almost midnight.
"Yawn well I better go find Al he's probably still down in the kitchen" Ed said and closed the door to the library.
He began down the hallway when suddenly he noticed someone just down the hallway. It was a Daniel only there was something strange about him, he wore black pajamas and he seemed to be glowing somewhat in the darkness. Edward was about to call out to him when suddenly he turned towards him slightly.
Edward stopped the boys face was blank of expression, his eyes blood red. Then he just vanished.
'What the hell?" Ed asked running to the place where Daniel once stood.
There was nothing there, just darkness as before.
"What is this, a trick or some sort of illusion?"
(End back flash)
"Please come and sit down Mr. Elric" Maddie said and lead them to the coach. 'Dinner will be ready shortly"
"Oh uh alright" Edward said and he and Alphonse sat down on the coach.
"Mr. Elric hello again!!" Jazz cried popping up outta nowhere seemingly.
"Uh...Miss Fenton uh how nice to see you again" Edward said, not at all happy to see the hyperactive fan girl wannabe.
"Could you autograph my books?" Jazz asked with stars all in her eyes.
'Uh sure" He said.
That's when Jazz hauled out what looked like about 100 books all stacked in piles.
"It's every book you've ever been mentioned in, written in, or written about" Jazz said awing.
"Wow that's a lot of books" a voice said.
Turning Edward saw his students Samantha Manson and Tucker Foley standing in the doorway of the Fenton house. They didn't even bother knocking on the door.
"Obsessed much?" Sam asked looking at all the books.
"Sam, Tucker what are you doing here?" Jack asked.
"Uh we uh need to see Danny" Tucker said.
'Is it about ghosts?" Jack asked hauling out the Fenton boo-merange, "No ghost escapes from Jack Fenton!!"
"Ghosts?" Al asked, "Ghosts don't exist"
"WHAT!!" Jack cried, 'Maddie why you let people who don't believe in ghosts into our house!! But don't worry I can explain all about ghosts while we wait for dinner!!"
'NO!" Jazz cried, 'You promised you wouldn't do this to me!! No obsessive ramblings on about ghosts!! WHY CANT WE ACT LIKE A NORMAL FAMILY!!!"
Everyone stopped and was quiet, staring at Jazz as if she had just grown a second head.
"Uh we'll just go up to Danny's room now" Sam said.
The Goth and the techno geek then made there way upstairs.
"Uh why don't we go check on dinner Jazz dear" Maddie said and hauled Jazz off into the kitchen, 'Uh Jack there's some fudge in the kitchen"
"Fudge!!" Jack cried and followed his daughter and wife into the kitchen.
"Lively aren't they?" Alphonse asked not really knowing what else to make of this odd family.
"More like a family of odd balls" Edward said.
That's when a scream came from upstairs.
'I JUST WANNA SLEEP WHAT IS IT ABOUT YOU THAT JUST WONT QUIT!!!" A voice screamed from upstairs and then there was a sound of gun fire.
'What in the world?" Al asked and then suddenly Danny Phantom fell through the ceiling and landed on his lap.
'Uh..Hi?" Danny asked embarrassed.
"Now I can continue rambling on about ghosts to you" Jack said coming into the living room and then saw Danny Phantom lying on Al's lap. 'GHOST BOY!!"
Jack then grabbed the Fenton peeler and started firing in every direction. Danny screamed and hid behind the coach as Al and Edward ducked behind the coach also.
'Forget it odd, there a bunch of freaky trigger happy psychopaths!" Ed screamed as an ecto blast missed his head by inches.
"Uh..." Al said looking at Danny Phantom who was flying in the air.
"Wait don't shoot!!" Danny cried when suddenly a net came outta nowhere and he screamed as he fell to the floor caught its grip.
"Ha I have you now ghost brat!" A ghost cried.
The ghost looked like a large mechanical robot with a large cannon coming from its arm. He had green eyes and flaming green hair. A grin came across its face.
"Another Ghost!!" Jack cried, 'Now I'm having a lucky day, the ghost boy and a weird robot one!!"
"Eat Ecto-blast Ghost!" Maddie cried appearing from the kitchen with a huge blaster cannon.
Edward and Al poked there heads over the coach.
"Hey Skulker don't you know fur is murder!!" Sam cried coming running downstairs and fired a wrist watch blaster at him.
"Ah!!" Al cried ducking outta the way.
That's when an odd da, da, da ringing sound is sound and Skulker looked at his wrist.
'Oh no not again!!" Skulker cried as his rockets fired up and he blasted outta the house screaming.
Danny concentrated and broke outta the net finally and found Maddie and Jacks blasters aimed straight at him.
"We got you now Inviso-Bill!" Jack cried.
'My name is Danny Phantom!!" Danny cried, 'Uh..look girl scout ghosts!"
"WHERE!" Jack cried turning around, accidentally knocking his wife to the floor.
Danny then took this chance to turn intangible and phase up into his room once more, where he yawned, turned human and then fell back asleep.
"Well that was fast" Tucker said blinking.
"Gah!" Jack gasped, 'He got away from us again!"
"Don't worry honey we'll get em next time and then we'll tear him apart molecule by molecule" Maddie said smiling.
"Maybe we should leave brother" Al said and noticed Edward was already sneaking towards the door.
However Jazz noticed them trying to leave, and soon Edward found himself trying to drag himself and Jazz who was attached to his leg towards the door. Towards the outside and sanity.
"Please don't leave!!" Jazz cried, 'I know my parents are insane but there nice!!"
"Let go of me!!" Ed cried.
"Really obsessed much" Sam said and watched as Jazz tried to hang onto Edwards's leg.
"Let go of me god what are your 6!!" Ed cried shaking his artificial leg trying to get the fan crazy Fenton girl off his leg.
"Brother" Al said sighing holding his head, a felt a headache coming on
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