Kakuzu's prov

that kid is going to have nothing to do with me!

My mind was racing. That kid. That Thing is going to be alot of trouble for me, I just know it. I'm sick and tired of hidan's ranting. I don't need a second hidan, the kid probably is just like hidan... Or i could be wrong... He could be like me.

My head started to hurt. I walked in circles around me room. My sat down and started to count my money. It always cleared my head. I was counting, but then my thoughts traced back to hidan and fuyu. Fuyu did look like hidan, but he did have my stitching. Maybe he could fix up hidan when hidan gets hurt. What use would hidan have for me after that?

nothing that's what...

It's official the kid must go.

Fuyu's prov

Mommy loves me

Daddy hates me

Me and mommy walked into the living room with our cereal. Mommy made it and i help too!

There was a big fish guy in the living room! Fish guy looked at me and mommy funny. It made me want to punch him. I think i have a short temper... "Hey hidan what happened? screw some one and not gloat about it?" the fish guy said. Mommy looked really mad at him. "shut the fuck up kisame!" Mommy yelled. Kisame sent me a angry glance. "So who's the mom?" kisame asked. I pointed to hidan. "He is" i said.

Kisame looked shocked. Then burst out laughing. Itachi, who was still sitting on the couch drinking coffee glared at kisame to tell him to shut up. Kisame didn't stop there. "Oh! so your a woman after all huh Hidan?" Kisame chuckled out. I could feel the anger in side of me almost reaching it's limits. "So, that means your kakuzu's butch huh?" Kisame yelled.

The next thing i knew Kisame was knocked out on the floor bleeding, mommy, itachi, and leader were staring at me, and daddy was in the room.

Kakuzu's prov

maybe he's more like me then what i thought...

I had just walked into the living room. Kisame was bugging hidan about something. Fuyu lost it. His hands extended out and grabbed Samehada and beat the living shit out of kisame with it. My eyes widened. This is just like my short temper! Hidan just stared in amazement. Fuyu snapped out of it and looked around. He looked confused.

He looked over at Me and Hidan. Then did some thing i know me and hidan wouldn't do. He cried. He ran over to hidan and put his head on hidan's chest. Hidan's arms went around him cradling him. I couldn't help but raise my eye brows at this. Hidan was being so motherly, so gentle. My eyes widened a bit.

could this be love?

OH! SHIT KAKUZU! DON'T THINK LIKE THAT! IT'S HIDAN FOR GOD'S SAKE!

Poor little Fuyu. I approached hidan and my son. Hidan shot me a glare. I did something i didn't want to do. I wrapped my arms around both Hidan and Fuyu. Hidan's eyes widened. Well that was some thing i had already expected by now. Fuyu just kept crying. He was probably just scared. After all almost killing some three times you size,age, and strength for a kid would be odd, and scary.

"shh.. my son,

i'm here for you,

and i always will,

I'l protect you,

and i'll love you"

I said that. Fuyu stopped crying. He looked up at me and hidan and smiled. He was so happy, he couldn't even talk. Hidan looked at me. His mouth was hanging open. I blushed. I pulled down my mask and pecked him. Hidan gave me a odd look. "wh-what the!?" Hidan asked. Fuyu looked at hidan's face and started to laugh.

"hey!" Hidan yelled jokingly at Fuyu. Fuyu was now on the floor laughing and kicking at the air. Hidan started to laugh, he jumped on top of the wildly kicking son of ours and started to tickle him. I rolled my eyes.

Itachi was staring down at the knocked out kisame, and leader was staring at kisame.

I laughed out loud getting the attention of the two idiots tickling each other on the floor. They both looked up at me then smiled evilly. Hidan started to wave his arms around like a maniac, and fuyu disappeared. Some one was behind me, but before i could turn around the person grabbed my legs and pulled, making me fall on the floor.

I was on the floor, i rolled over and looked up at my attacker. It was a giggling Fuyu. He jumped down and started to tickle me, while Hidan did the same. I had to laugh. This was so fun! not that i ever thought Hidan, and Fuyu would be any interest to me, but now they were the whole world.

And i even forgot about money, when i was with them.

I looked over my shoulder to see Itachi, And leader staring at us. After all we were all on the floor and laughing our heads off. Leader's eye brows raised as i blushed. Itachi just stared, as if he couldn't believe me and hidan were actually getting along. "what are you staring at fuck face?" Hidan growled at Itachi. Fuyu looked at hidan.

I grabbed hidan's right leg and flipped him over and started to tickle him. Hidan laughed. Fuyu started to tickle hidan too. "Hey! no fair!" Hidan laughed out.

I could really get used to this...

Fuyu's prov

Mom loves me,

Daddy loves me,

I have this feeling something bad is going to happen to me,

to us.

After our tickle war Mommy, and daddy went to talk in daddy's room. Leaving me to be baby sited by Weasel man. I love calling him that it gets him angry. I'm sure he wouldn't hurt me.

Leader, and Konan went to talk to Mommy and daddy. I got bored and weasel man fell asleep. Big mistake on his part. A blond man walked in after weasel had fallen asleep. "who are you, un?" He asked. " i'm fuyu" I said. "oh,un, well are your parents here, un?" He asked. "yeah" I said. "who are they, un?" The blond asked. "My moms hidan, and my daddy's kakuzu" I said. The blond gave me a weird look. "So what's your name?" I asked. The blond looked at me. "I'm Deidara, un" He said. I nodded. " do you want to glue pink confetti in weasel man's hair?" i asked. Deidara smiled evilly. "Of course, un" Deidara said.

After me and dei-dei finished out little art work with weasel's hair, weasel woke up. He stretched and yawn then looked at me and dei-dei. "Oh, go what did you do?" weasel asked. Me and dei-dei both smiled evilly. Weasel dashed for the bath room. We could hear him yelling and cursing. Dei-dei and me laughed. But we were cut short with Mommy, Daddy, leader, and konan walking into the room all with worried faces.

"what's wrong?" I asked. "Deidara please go check on itachi, do not come back into this room for awhile" Leader ordered. Deidara immediately got out of the room. I looked over at them. "what's wrong?" i repeated.

"we fear that orochimaru has gotten information that you are here" Konan said. "Orochimaru, could use you against us, and we don't want that to happen, so please do not leave the akatsuki base" Konan said.

I looked at her. "Akatsuki? who's orochimaru? And how did he get the information?" I asked. Konan looked at me. "We are the akatsuki, Orochimaru is a ex-member who wants to kill us, and he had a bug placed on kisame" Konan said. "okay" I said.

Konan, and leader left. "fuyu time for bed, you'll be sleeping in your mommy's room tonight" Daddy said. "Kay" i said. I stretched and yawned, then followed mommy to his room. It had a very weird sign on the floor, but i was to tired to think of what it was. I got under the covers and fell asleep. The last thing i heard from mommy before i fell asleep was:

"If Orochimaru get Fuyu we could all die, i hope that leader doesn't try to hurt fuyu"