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And then there were three. Bankotsu and Renkotsu had called for reinforcements.

Jakotsu. Or as Rin liked to call him. Jay-jay.

"Does she have a nick-name for all of us?!" Bankotsu yelled after Jakotsu had entered.

"Seriously, what goes on in that mind of hers?" Renkotsu replied. The two leaned toward each other so they could whisper without the other two hearing.

"And more importantly, what goes on in Jakotsu's mind?" They stared at the man who was now applying the purple mush that had been made for Bankotsu. Rin was tying flowers into his hair and they were happily chatting about makeup and boys.

"I knew he was a fag but I didn't know he was a sick fag." Renkotsu said wonderingly. Bankotsu growled and stomped his foot.

"We are taking our brother back. It's horrid to see his mind overtaken by a woman." he ran over to them. Bankotsu grabbed his wrist making his brother smear the eye shadow down his face.

"What are you doing?!" Jakotsu asked. "I'm not done yet." Bankotsu laughed. He was slowly losing his mind.

"Oh yes you are!" Bankotsu couldn't get him away fast enough seeing as Rin grabbed Jakotsu's other wrist.

"He's not done yet!" she screamed. Rin had grown strong over the years and jerked Jakotsu out of his brother's grasp. Bankotsu fell forward onto his face. His surprise left him stunned there until he finally rolled over.

"I've been dead too long." Renkotsu rushed over to him and helped him up. Rin had an arm over Jakotsu's shoulders. He was hugged the makeup and flowers.

"Shame on you Bonbon! Do you want your brother to be just as ugly as you are? Give him a chance." Jakotsu sat down and Rin followed.

"Now, I understand that you have a fetish for Inuyasha Jay-jay...but you can do better! He's a half breed..."

Bankotsu whipped around to face Renkotsu.

"See what I have to deal with. That is the third time she has called me ugly! I don't care any more! Kill her Renkotsu. Take revenge for my severed pride." Bankotsu stomped out of the cave and thunked down to pout on the grass. Renkotsu followed.

"I'm not touching that." he said pointedly. Bankotsu looked up at him with teary eyes.

"Am I ugly? Tell me the truth. Do women find me attractive? Do you find me attractive." Renkotsu's eyes widened.

"Uh...I'm not answering that. Give me that shards. That'll put you out of your misery." Bankotsu shook his head and grabbed Renkotsu's hand.

"I couldn't do that. Leave you alone with that wretched girl! I'm not heartless."

"No, I'll be fine. More shards, more power. I could easily defeat her." Renkotsu's hopes flew as the dream that Bankotsu would actually give him the shards looked promising.

"Never!" And then that dream died. Horribly. "No amount of power could end the life of that demon." Renkotsu plopped down beside Bankotsu with his arms crossed.

"Damn. So close."

"So when is Lord Sesshoumaru coming?" an innocent voice asked. The brother's jumped out of their skin. The huddled beside each other, shivering from fear.

"How did she sneak up on us like that?!" Bankotsu asked, pointing a finger at her.

"I don't know." Renkotsu said. Bankotsu hide his face behind his brother and cried.

"I told you to kill it Renkotsu! I told you to kill iiiiiiit!!!" Renkotsu stepped away from his brother and looked at him scornfully. He slapped him when he continued to whine.

"Shut up. You are acting like and idiotic child. We can take care of this. We will quietly hand her over to Sesshoumaru." Bankotsu nodded.

" Then what do we do? Naraku will have our heads." Renkotsu thought for a minute and the smiled.

" We'll die before he gets to us. I'll take out your shards and then you take out mine." Bankotsu stopped quivering.

"That might wor...wait. No it wouldn't. That would just kill me. Brother, you have to think of these things." Renkotsu's eyes twitched.

"That's why you're the smart one." he said through a strained voice.

"Yes, and I have new plan!!" Bankotsu stood up and placed his hands on his hips while puffing his chest out. "We'll hand her over to Naraku. Let him deal with the twerp." Bankotsu felt so proud of himself. At least for a little while.

"You know, I'm still hear." Bankotsu jumped into Renkotsu's arms, once again quivering.

"She did it again. How does she do that?!" Rin rolled her eyes.

"I was here the whole time." Bankotsu jumped down from Renkotsu's arms with a smirk.

"Well, you won't be for long because we're sending you to Naraku." A rustle in the bushes silenced the conversation. The three turned and watched a small rat demon scramble from the bushes.

"I work for Naraku." came it's squeaky voice. "He heard of your plan to send the human woman to him and to foil your plan, has killed himself. Thank you." With that, it scrambled back into the bushes. Silence fell over the group. Bankotsu grew red in the face and Renkotsu and Rin put their hands over their ears.

"FIEND!!!!! How dare he?!" he slowly shrank into a blubbering mess that Renkotsu and Rin could only stare at.

fin

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