Chapter 6: Narut… I mean Kushina
A/N: Sorry to hear that I've lost some readers, I like it when I have readers, but I'm writhing for my own fun I'm just being nice and sharing so it doesn't hurt me when you tell me that you're going to stop reading. Dark-Magician-41 and Dragon Man 180, I might still make it a FemnaruHina story, but that I'll be later, Maybe. I just wanted to make Naruto's life harder while making it easier, I don't think he, or rather she, would be as loved if she didn't have such a hard time, so by making him a girl I A) make it easier for naruhina action, because Hiashi won't suspect his daughter is a lesbian, and B) make Naruto's life harder so she is still the underdog of the story, Plus the look on Sasuke's face was priceless /rant
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Location: Hokage's Office
Date: June 2, 12 A.K. late afternoon
"AAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!" was all that was heard from the Hokage's office after everyone opened their eyes pulled their fingers out of there ears, John turned his external microphones back on, they looked to see Kushina passed out on the floor. Sarutobi picked her up and placed her on the couch that was at his wall.
"Why was this kept from me, am I not trustworthy enough? Should I have done something different? You can't say that I wouldn't protect her. I died a little the day you told me she died." Hiashi ranted
"I'm sorry old friend, but I knew that many people would try to assassinate Kushina, so I had to hide her from everyone, now that it has been over a decade I think that it should be safe for her. If you would like she could move in with you, but that brings up the problem of where John and Cortana will stay. When Kushina moved in everybody that was living around her moved away, because they 'didn't want to live next to that demon.' The manager will probably kick John and Cortana out as soon as Kushina moves out. He only put up with Kushina because he owed me a favor, once she moves out that favor is paid back." Sarutobi said with a scowl
"Then I will just have to take them into my home, both of them seem to be good kids, and are Kushina's friends, so it'll make it easier on her and that way I can start training them even earlier and longer." Hiashi replied, then after some thought he added, "It will also be nice to have the Hokage owe me a favor."
"Hey don't we get a say in the matter." John spoke up.
"No, while in our universe you two are orphans and therefore the Hokage is an indirect guardian, so he can tell you where to live." Hiashi replied. He then said to Sarutobi, "Now, I was thinking that I'll adopt all three of them, so the counsel has little choice but allow them to move in with me. "
Sarutobi replied, "Make a Kage Bunshin and get it to file the paperwork. I think it would be a good thing to bring Kushina, John, and Cortana back to your house for dinner, I believe that it'll be soon, correct?"
"Yes Hokage-sama." Hiashi said then he made a Kage Bunshin and picked up Kushina in a bridal style carry, he turned to John and Cortana and said, "You two come with me."
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Location: Hyuuga compound, spare bedroom
Date: June 2, 12 A.K. evening
"Whoa, I just had the weirdest dream," said Kushina waking up. She sniffed the air and got really excited, shouting, "Ramen!" running out of the room, being to excited about ramen that she failed to notice that she was wearing different clothes, and her dream was in fact not a dream.
"Ah, Kushina you're awake." Hiashi said.
Kushina jumped at seeing Hiashi. Not surprising considering he almost killed her earlier that day. She looked around to see if Hiashi was talking to some one else, when she didn't see anyone else that he could be talking to she pointed a finger at herself.
Hiashi nodded and said, "Yes I mean you, I suppose I shouldn't be surprised. Look Naruto, your real name is Kushina and you are actually female, and before you scream and pass out again you should know that if you do you won't get any ramen.
When Hiashi said this, Kushina immediately recovered and sat down next to John. She picked up her chop sticks and dug in.
"You're taking this a lot better than I though you would. Ramen must really mean a lot to you." John commented
Kushina just nodded gulping down another large bowl. Hiashi placed his hand on her shoulder and said, "It's unbecoming of a lady to eat like that."
Kushina replied "What are you talking about, I'm no lady." She looked down, then with more than just a hint of defeat in her voice she said, "Oh, right, forgot about that." The next bowl she got she tried to eat a little neater but failed miserably.
Hiashi thought, "Maybe she'll respond to the same threat again." He then said, "Kushina, if you don't eat your neater I won't let you have ramen ever again."
"You can't do that, you're not my father." Kushina shouted
"Actually, he is, well at least he's your adoptive father. He adopted us all after he found out that you are the fourth Hokage's daughter." Cortana said to Kushina.
"I'm the fourth's daughter!?!" Kushina shouted again.
"Yes, and I'll give you your inheritance after dinner." Hiashi replied.
Kushina pulled a Kakashi and finished the rest of her ramen in the blink of an eye; she was even able to do this without being messy. Unfortunately she swallowed a lot of air as well, so she belched.
"Kushina don't do that again, it's disgusting. Now that you're done let's head back to the training ground, I was at last and I'll show you your inheritance." Hiashi said.
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Location: Hiashi's personal training ground.
Date: unchanged
"Wow, all this is mine, I can't believe it." Kushina yelled after going into the room she had unsealed earlier. It was a rather large room lined with shelves containing scrolls of every size. In the middle of the room were shelves covered, messily, in weapons for just about every fighting style.
"Yes, Kushina, this is all yours." Hiashi said.
John and Cortana had gone with Kushina, because they were curious as to what Kushina had inherited. Unfortunately Hinata was still unconscious. John and Cortana gasped when the doors opened, they were amazed about how large the room was when if you looked around to the other side of the wall it was on and you'd see a normal hallway.
They all walked inside and Hiashi went and picked out three scrolls, a money scroll, and Kushina's family scrolls, both Uzumaki and Namikaze. Hiashi handed them to Kushina and said, "Here is some money to buy you some new clothes, because I will not allow you to wear that orange atrocity in my house, and here are your mother and father's jutsu scrolls. You can borrow some of Hinata's for school tomorrow and afterwards you can get some new clothes. Everyone walked out of the room and Hiashi sealed it all back up, but only one that needs a release note to open.
Hiashi whistled and a branch member came up and said, "What do you want me to do Hiashi-sama?"
Hiashi replied, "I would like you to take these three to their rooms. The blond one's room is to the right of Hinata's, the blue one's room is to the left of Hinata's, and the one in the armor's room is to the left of that one." Hiashi then turned to his three new children and said, remember be up tomorrow at 0500 hours, we'll train in the training ground outside of Kushina's storage room Good night."
"Good night." They all said in unison and followed the branch member to their respective rooms. John and Cortana's clothes had been brought from their apartment, Kushina's clothes were taken too, but they were thrown out as soon as they got there.
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A/N: Well that's all for now. Pretty good time huh, less than 24 hours, I doubt I'll be able to match that for a while.