Well, first off, a thank you to all my gorgeous reviewers, and here my little lambkins is your next challenge: REVIEW AND TELL ME A BETTER NICKNAME!!! Unless being meat is what you like to be… gives readers a weird look Anyway... oh and James' patronus has been decided! Continue reading 'Faints, Paints and Potter?' To find out what it is! (Or you could go check the reviews, but that would spoil my fun, so don't do that!) Anyway, because I just know you're all dying to know what happens, here's chapter 8!!!
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Disclaimer: I own chocolate biscuits, not Harry Potter… sad but true…
Snape and Victory?!
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Oh, Lily's stirring! You know, when Lily first came to Hogwarts on the train, she seemed pretty close with Snivellus… and then at the end of fifth year, he called her a mud- ahem- anyway, so that really wasn't unusual, I mean Snape is always mouthing off at muggleborns. Actually now I think about it, I don't think I've ever heard him call her a mud-ahem- except for that day at the Lake. Sometimes (when I spend too much time with Remus or Lily) I actually start to feel sorry for him! I know, me, James Potter feeling sorry for him! But, then I think of how he treats muggleborns, how he treats others and his hair (here I give a little flick of my own perfectly maintained locks) and suddenly I don't feel so sorry for him.
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Anyway, back to the Lovely Lily. Her eyelids fluttered (and so did my heart. Man, when did I ever get to be so cheesy?!) And she looks at me.
"Oh shit." Those are the first words out of her mouth. And people say I have a potty mouth. (A/N sorry, couldn't resist the pun!)
"What happened? Ohhh my head is killing me!" Lily says, sitting up slightly and falling back down. So I explain once again what happened. Well I start. Then I get interrupted with an "oh wait, shut up… Sorry James, that was rude." Then she reaches up and kisses me, and might I add it was very soft and sweet, and a lot of emotions were in that one peck… on my cheek. Oh well, a kiss is a kiss! Excuse me while I do my victory dance!
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"So how are you feeling?" I ask in what I consider a measured voice. She looks at me oddly, how unusual.
"Fine I guess," she says using her odd voice too. Time to make my exit I think. So I get off of the bed, very gracefully ::ahem::
"Well my sweet lady, I shall love you and leave you," I say, as sincerely as I can without scaring her off. As I say this, I grab her hand and bend down and kiss her knuckles. I smile and walk out, but when I turn around at the door, she's smiling and looking at her hand! She so likes me! I hope…
"You can go see her now" I say to Remus, Em and Sirius. Sirius looks at me and says
"Please inform the adorable Miss Evans I'll be in in a moment, right now I need to find out what she's done to my Prongs!"
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Lily's dazzled mind my sweet lamb chops (yeah, don't forget the new nickname lambies!)
I'm so never washing my hand! EW! What am I thinking? James Potter, as in the James Potter just kissed me! EW! His lips are so soft! EWWW! What's happening to me?! First I'm thinking the same thing as Ja-Potter, then I'm missing the quotations on 'holding hands' now I'm thinking of never washing my hand because he it! Oh Merlin, help me! Oh look, it's Remus and Em! Wait, where's Sirius?
"Oh Lily, what's wrong?!" trust Em to see my internal turmoil. Or the tear streaks down my face. She rushes over and jumps on the bed and gives me a hug that suffocates me. Gesturing at Remus to get her off me, I start chocking under her weight. Not that she weighs that much, actually quiet the contrary but all that dead weight? It's heavy! So Remus pulls her off a bit and I can breathe.
"Oh Lily what's wrong?!" she repeats. Ok that's better she's sitting on the edge of the bed, not suffocating me. Ok now I can tell her what's wrong. Oh damn, here come the water works, complete with sobbing. Where do I start? Now Remus is coming around on my other side with a small vial and he's making me drink it. Stupid calming draught! Ohhh I don't feel so good.
In fact, I feel like I'm going to hurl.
Again!
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Lambies! What has Remus done?! Poisoned James' love?! What will happen?! How will Slughorn fit through the door? Will he even be called?! Ok I'll stop. But review and I'll update: P ok, LaJac out!