Inconvenient fainting sweethearts.
Bloody hell! Can the girl not go a week without killing herself? But if she killed herself every week, she'd be a medical miracle. And people wonder why I don't like using my brain?! So after seeing Lily trip, I grunt and run over to check on her. She's out cold. I run my hand over her head, checking for bumps or anything (hey, us Marauders know our first aid!). Her head feels fine (actually it feels damn fine in my lap, but we'll just skip that shall we?). The girl is stir crazy! I pick her up and start the long trek to the hospital wing.
I stepped out from behind a short cut and see Sirius and Amy. Amy's one of my best friends, besides the Marauders. We've lived near each other our whole lives and our parents are old friends. Lily and Amy used to be best friends until last year, so maybe this is a good chance for them to make up? I don't know why they had the fight but it was massive! We had Amy over in our dorm for a couple of weeks and then after awhile she started… actually I don't really know what she did then, the social chains never really interested me, the only thing I need to know is that I'm at the top and Snape's at the bottom. Sirius was giving Amy the Look. Ew, she's like my sister! Step away from the sister thank you Sirius! Everyone seems to think the Marauders (namely Sirius and I) sleep around. We don't. Lily told me in third year (ok so she was talking to her friends and I 'overheard') that she wanted to wait. She said something about how if a guy liked her enough to shag her then he'd love her enough to get married, or if he was old enough, or if he thought he wasn't going to be there long enough to marry her for life, he wasn't there long enough to love her. It sounded totally mushy but if Lily wants it that way then that way it is. Sirius, despite what his reputation states, is not like that either. He's not some sweet little nut case either, but he doesn't shag every girl he sees.
So Sirius was giving Amy the Look that apparently makes girl's hearts melt. Amy does not look like she's melting. I walk up to them and roll my eyes at Amy who grins; Sirius' back is to us so he can't see.
"Sirius I think we could have a prob-"
"Look Prongs, if this is about Flower again, go apologize profusely, say the counter curse and snog her senseless, simple" Sirius says, still concentrating on Amy. I would hit him on the back of his head but then I'd drop Lily, which would result in my death and might hurt Lily.
"Padfoot, I wish it was that simple, but unfortunately we could have a problem doing that." I state, and he finally tears his gaze from Amy and looks at me with a look not unlike my mother. Why it is that all my friends remind me of my mother?!
"Oh hell Prongs!" he exclaims when he sees Lils. Why must people assume it's my fault? Oh, coz it is.
"Prongs, what the hell did you do to her? This is like the fifth time you made her faint!" Sirius says incredulously.
"Wait, you made her faint?!" Amy asks. I can make any girl I like faint! Except Lily, coz she doesn't like me, she barely tolerates me and she's really clumsy, I mean she tripped up the stairs! No offense to Lily, but this dead weight? Yeah, it's really heavy!
"Follow, but I won't answer any questions." I say, starting to head down the corridor. Amy looks unsure for a moment but Sirius grabs her hand and starts dragging her after us. I roll my eyes, thinking 'idiot'.
"But Prongs, what did you do? I told you not to whip out little Prongsie in public!" Sirius says, chiding me. Like he can talk.
"Sirius, do you not remember the Soap Incident?" I ask innocently, or at least as innocent as a Marauder can be. Sirius got soap in his eyes last year and he went running down to the common room to get us to help him get it out, but he'd 'forgotten' to put on pants or even a towel. I am scarred for life! Sirius simply smiles 'dashingly' and struts down the corridor. What a flubberworm.
"I didn't do anything!" I say, looking away.
"So what happened then?" Sirius says and I swear I can hear his eyes roll. He waits for me to walk past and walks behind me with Amy. I hear a dull thud followed by an 'Ow' from Sirius,
"What was that for?" he whispers furiously. I roll my eyes and get hit too!
"Both of you need to stop rolling your eyes. And yes, I do know I'm not your mother –slap, slap- and stop rolling your eyes!" Amy says from behind me.
"Oi, Sirius, want to take Lils for a bit for me? I had Quidditch," here I glare at aforementioned flubbeworm. "And my arms are killing me from always carrying her around." I finish. Suddenly I feel a stab in my stomach and I look down, it's ok, its just Lily's wand. Sirius sighs and finally takes her from me. My tummy feels oddly cold without her weight on it. Yes, I still call it my tummy! But only in my head.
"And no groping her!" I add to Sirius in a warning voice.
"Ok, ew! She's like my sister-in-law, not… whatever, just ew!" he says, shuddering.
"Wait, isn't the saying 'She's like my sister', not sister-in-law?" I ask, seriously confused.
"No, because then she'd be your sister, not your wife. This way, it's not incestuous when you two go get hitched!" he says and I can hear the smirk in his voice. Stupid-bloody-tries-to-be-smart-but-fails-Alec! I stay silent as I'm still rubbing my arms because they still feel so bare.
"Wait, when are you planning on telling Lily about being Animagi?" Amy asks. Yes she knows. I frown at her.
"I'll talk to Remus about it; he'll know what to do. She already knows about Remus, that was what happened one of the times she fainted, we both thought the same thing and apparently that was too much for her to handle!" I say thoughtfully. Suddenly Sirius squeals, and it reminded me of Peter.
"I was just thinking about how hot this other chic is when Lily moved and she 'accidentally' hexed me! It scared me! You take her!!" he says, practically chucking her at me. I catch her and look at her face; yep she's still out cold.
"Bloody hell James…"Lily murmurs. Wow, who'd have thought that Lily Evans dreams of me? When we got to the hospital wing, I sat down and Summoned the plans for the Halloween fest and Christmas ball.
Hey Lambkins! (Waves) Sorry it's been so long since I updated, but I plan on posting another chapter today or tomorrow. I'd also like to add that in the story it's only like the beginning of October. I don't know yet if I'll document (how awesome does that sound?!) the Halloween ball or not so… the reason I said in the last one about beware is Amy… Muhahahaha… ahem, so read and review please sweet lambies!!! Thank you!!!!!! xxx LaJaC!