What's that I hear? "She finally updated!"? "Geez, I wish I hadn't added this to my alert list!"? Guys, I need to hear this, which means you need to send a review. Please. I can't tell what I'm doing right or wrong otherwise. Oh, and some random (cough my best friend cough) pointed out that Lily keeps fainting and it was really ticking her (my friend) off. So for the record, so far (up till about chapter 21) she doesn't faint again. Yes, I hear the relieved sighs. Thank you all for continuing to read this story and please drop me a line with all your suggestions/complaints! Thank you and good night. I mean thank you, and let the story begin/continue!

Oh, sorry if this is short, but a) I needed the end here and b) I didn't get many reviews so you guys didn't make an effort, so I don't know why I should! Hehehe, thank you to those who did review, it's only coz of you guys this is up!!! Thank you so much!!!

Previously in Faints, paints and Potter?

James was making me happy, which was making me sad. Ok, I'm confused. Oh well. I hiccough slightly and sit down by a suit of armour. Suddenly I hear footsteps coming from the Slytherin's common room! Suddenly…

On tonight/ today's chapter… (Please note that this is just after Lily left the kitchens, ok, so we rewound, ok? Good.)

LOSS OF PRONGS.

Lily's POV.

Suddenly Amy appears.

"Hey Lils, how you doing?" she asks gently, crouching in front of me. And suddenly I break down again, just like I had with James earlier. I start like sobbing or something equally disturbing, and start saying how sorry I am and that I take back everything I said in the fight that we had. She looks at me funny for a moment.

"Do you take back everything?" she asks. Even in my sugar drunk state, I was still able to attempt to glare at her.

"Yes I mean everything, I said everything didn't I? Why else would I be saying everything?!" I say, very fast (hey, I'm sugar drunk ok?). She looks thoughtful and then reaches down a hand.

"So are we cool?" she asks. I accept the hand up and look at her, grinning slightly.

"As cool as Greg!" and we then start laughing and clutching our sides. Greg is a year older then us, so he's graduated, but when he was here he was Head Boy, Quidditch Captain and Prefect and man, the guy was hot as hell! He had Spanish blood in him, but he was English, and the Quidditch fitness… can you see how come everyone fell for him? He and I patrolled a couple of times a month and when I needed a replacement for Remus (not that I gave specific reasons), he filled in. Amy and I walk away, talking and laughing.

After an hour of this, my sugar drunkenness has worn off and Amy and I decide to go to DADA. We get into class right as the bell chimes. Yes, I have perfect timing, thank you very much! We get partnered together to work on some obscure jinx to slow objects down. Amy and I already knew it (it came in useful against James and the other Marauders.) Sirius and James got paired together (bad choice on the professors part), Em and Remus, again it's a bad mix, but in a different way to James and Sirius. See, Em likes Remus. Remus likes Em. Can you see the problem? They won't even try to hex each other! James and Sirius on the other hand, will do nothing but hex each other. Idiots. Actually… I look around the class, but I still don't see him… then I see Sirius hurrying towards me.

"Have you seen Prongs?" he asks urgently, deadly serious. Wait, Sirius serious?! (A/N you all knew it was coming!)

"I thought he was with you?" I say, feeling my eyes bulge. Oh crap, where the hell is he?! Hey, I was sugar drunk; they can't seriously expect me to look after a sixteen and a half year old boy!

"No, I thought he was with you, after you rejected him?" he says. WHAT?! Ok, so WHEN did I reject him?! Ok, so I probably shouldn't have shouted that in the middle of a Defence class.

"Look, the bell will go in a second, tell everyone to be in my common room, ok?" I say to a much taken aback Mr. Black. He salutes and walks over to Em and Remus to tell them the plan. Oh yeah, The Salute! Take that James! Your friends salute me! Oh damn that was the bell. Ok, let's go get everyone and get to the Heads common room.

We all sit down in the common room and I get this really weird feeling in my tummy. Yes, I call it a tummy still. I grab my stomach and act normal.

"I know! BRAINWAVE!" Sirius yells, leaping up.

"Sirius, you don't even have a brain!" we all yell back. Honestly, insults just bounce off that boy!

"Pads, just spit it out already, we don't know what's happening to James!" Remus says anxiously. Ok, Remus and anxious makes me anxious.

"The Map?!" Sirius says, as though stating the most obvious thing in the world. Git.

"Accio Marauder's Map!" Amy cries.

"You know, I have to hand it to you, that was one of your few good ideas, Padfoot." Remus says thoughtfully. I give him a high five for the compliment/insult that Sirius is still thinking about. Amy catches the Map as it flies into the room.

"I solemnly swear I am up to no good." She states, tapping it with her wand. She has spent way too much time with the weirdo's. Sirius looks at it and runs from the room, everyone following. My stomach still hurts.

We run, yes run all the way to the forth floor. From the seventh! Man, James is going to pay! Suddenly I see a body with black hair and glasses on the floor.

"SHIT!" I yell and run towards the unmoving body of James Potter.

Yes, I am a bully. Gah! Poor James!! Now, lambkins, I have a lot of people who have this on alert and I got FIVE reviews. I swear, I'm not going to update unless I get more! Remember, I have a list of names. I will hunt you down and ask why you couldn't even be bothered to review after all my effort.

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