Hi!!! Thanks for the reviews!!! Ok, so I had to threaten you, but I still appreciate it!!! Ok, so I was thinking… see, I dislike typing greatly, so my sitting here and typing is a near miracle. So I think for my self sacrifice I deserve a review? Square?

Unfortunately I had to chop this scene in half because it's too long and I had the choice of typing half now or procrastinating for a few weeks, so I thought I'd type this then type the other one and post it soon, but I want reviews! (Please? Pretty please?) :D

Disclaimer: I haven't done this for awhile… oops. I'm currently listening to Hairspray on CD. Therefore I'm not J.K. Yes, this is so definitive!

Lily Evans and Potatoes- The Missing Link?

"JAMES!" I yell and run forwards to kneel besides the fallen Marauder. I feel for a pulse in his neck and feel it gently under my fingers. What would that matron do? CPR! I still remember the courses we were made to do in my old school. I start to lean down when Remus' voice interrupts my progress.

"Lily, I hate interrupt-" then don't, twerp. "-but I think he's just stunned." I'd stopped my leaning when he started talking so I merely leaned a bit more and lifted up an eyelid. I knew that. Of course I did.

"I know, I just thought I'd check. That's all." I say, backing away and sitting on my heels.

"Oi Lily-bean, come here and Enervate him." Sirius says and I silently curse the nickname. Wait, why me?! I think.

"Whoa, why me?!" see, told you.

What if he gets the wrong idea? Asks a voice in my head. Damn, not these voice again!

What is the wrong idea though? Replies the other voice. Voice one is confused and then it swells with indignation. Yes, it swelled silently.

The wrong idea would be for James to think that I didn't care. Damn it! The voice is deflating. I waddle closer and point my wand at his chest.

"Enervate." I whisper. His eyes flutter open and he looks very surprised to see us all there, and he tries to sit up but I gently push him back down. Knowing him, he's probably smacked his big head when he landed. I'm now on my knees beside him on his right and with his left hand he grabs his head and with his other hand he inconspicuously grabs my hand. I struggle to keep my expression neutrally gentle as he looks at me with that funny look in his eyes. I have a funny feeling in my stomach that I know what the look says, but I can't for the life of my figure it out. I give a small smile and reach behind me for a hand up. Of course that's not what I'm thinking. What I'm really thinking is

I CANNOT LIKE JAMES-BLOODY-POTTER!!! I CANNOT LIKE HIM.

HE IS JAMES POTTER!!!

As Amy hauls me up, I'm forced to let go of his hand. What a shame (insert sarcasm here).

"Can I get a hand up too?" James asks, pouting. Sirius and Remus laugh and rush forward to offer help, glad to see their friend ok. James grabs their hands and pulls them down too and they fall in a heap, a big, tangled, laughing heap. Us girls glance at each other and sashay up to them, me in front of James, Amy before Sirius and Em looking down at Remus. We each reach down a hand to pull them up, and instead, they pull us down, the jerks.

But you still love them. Gah! Get lost, you stupid voice! James looks down at me in his lap, and he grins, so I grin. Suddenly he jumps up, somehow grabbing me up at the same time so I'm suddenly standing next to him.

But that cute lopsided grin… shut up, you sane (I mean insane) voice!

James swoops down on me and grabs me up, my legs over his right arm and my head over his left. The worst (or best?) thing was that he did it as easily as if I was merely a rag doll. I resent that! James starts running down the corridor and I scream, hearing two identical screams behind me. Actually, make that one scream, one squeal. All I can see of Amy is her bum, because Sirius has her over his shoulder, and Em is positively cooing from her place in Remus' arms. You disgust me Em! I'm very disappointed in you! Suddenly I hear a very high pitched 'OW!' and I turn to Amy, expecting to see Sirius' hand on her butt or something but instead, she pinched his butt. She had so better disinfect her fingers. When Sirius squealed, we'd all stopped to stare at her until I felt something wet on my forehead. I look up to see… JAMES' TONGUE!

"You licked me? You seriously licked me?!" I ask, shocked and disgusted, although it is a Marauder, I shouldn't have been that surprised. But HE LICKED ME!

I'm just shocked and disgusted. He pulls in his tongue, nodding. Merlin, give me patience to deal with him. Well fine, to can play at that game. I lean up and lick his nose. Take that, mister Marauder extraordinaire! He looks as shocked as I feel and I cross my arms, smug as the cat that caught the canary, 'accidentally' elbowing him in the chest. Suddenly he grins and I know, just by the sight of that grin that I'm toast. His left hand (the one on the end of the arm that's supporting my head) reaches out and grabs my knees. Suddenly I'm hanging off of James Potters arms. Might I add I'm wearing a skirt?! So I do what any other normal person would've done- I screamed.

Sirius coughs, covering a laugh I think and then I feel like I'm falling, then floating then I'm on solid ground. Later I found out that Amy had cast Levicorpus on my captor, and Em had used Wingardium Leviosa to guide me safely to the ground. Suddenly I feel a thump on the ground besides me and I see James lying in a heap there. Serves him damn well right! But he merely jumps up and grabs me up again. I think I'm justified when I screamed- he threw me over his shoulders like a sack of potatoes! I'M LILY EVANS, HEAD GIRL!!! Not Lily Evans, sack of potatoes!

Ok, my baby lambs. Please review or I'll send my purple pig after you!! Hehehe, sorry it's short, but after I get a couple of reviews, I'll type and post the next one, then the next one etc!! Until next time my sweet lambies, LaJaC out! x