Wishing: I'm actually awake today! Which means we'll be able to answer all the questions...hopefully.
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Shadowzero789 writes,

Hello...

(To Lucky) Thank you for letting me call you this as this saves me the
trouble of retyping your name everytime I misspell it, which is a lot.

(To Wishing) You don't think Alucard is more scary than Lucky in the killing
department? He has an unbelievably vast range of supernatural powers and is an
expert gunfighter, his enhanced strength allowing him to wield pistols that
most would consider heavy weaponry. He fights with ferocity and often extreme
cruelty, rarely shooting to kill until his target has been totally disabled
and humiliated. He has a massive ego, and frequently gives enemies more than
one chance to kill him before retaliating, just to demonstrate his enormous
powers. He will often belittle people for any or no reason at all. In the heat
of battle, Alucard will taunt his opponents to attack him by screaming
"hurry!" and deliberately restrain himself, giving his opponents a sense of
strength, only to come back and completely overwhelm them, thus taking away
that sense of strength. It could accurately be said that rather than killing
his opponents, Alucard breaks them. An example can be seen in volume 2 when
Alucard fights Luke Valentine. When Luke gains an advantage over Alucard,
victory seems within his grasp. The tides turn when Alucard shoots off Luke's
legs, taunting him with the fact that he can't regenerate them. I am
personally more afraid of him than of Lucky... lol and Lucky would proabably
also be afraid of him as well since she responded that she is afraid of people
who can regenate their body parts...

(To Nyu) If you ever had the chance to fight Lucky for total control of the
body you share with Lucky forever, would you fight her? This question is also
asked to Lucky. (note: this is more like a mental battle... or however you
anime people fight each other for control of your brain.)
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Lucy: No problem. I don't mind.

Wishing: Sure, Alucard sounds a hell of a lot scarier than Lucy...but I know someone who tops both of them in the scary homicidal department.

Lucy: Oh? Who might that be?

Wishing: I'm not telling.

Lucy: Tch. Whatever.

Nyuu: Well...if it was to control the body...then Nyuu would fight her! She just isn't sure if she would be able to win.

Lucy: Hello? I would easily beat you. I'm stronger than you by a longshot, little Nyuu.

Nyuu: -pouts-

Wishing: Aww, don't worry about it Nyuu.
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demonicblade123 writes,

kouta im imprest with how you got out of ansering
that question smooth you were nervos about kissing
your girl friend even though in the anime you kiss
lucy a couple of times and all she got was emoshinal
i dont blame you lucy we are all subject to moments
of depreshen even the goddess like person you are

lucy have you ever wached FLCL i think you and Haruko
have a lot in comen pink hair homisidle tendencys and
a complete disregard of any ones safety but your own
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Kouta: -laughs nervously-

Lucy: Eh?

Wishing: Hey, don't look at me.

Lucy: What in the world is FLCL?

Wishing: I have no idea whatsoever...but I may have to go and find that out now.

Lucy: After we're done answering questions you can.

Wishing: -pouts- Fine then.
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Selvira writes,

Mariko: You're an FMA fan, so you'll know what this means. Ranger or skirt?

All: Say you had to work at a day-care center, what would be your favorite
job?

Nyuu: Have you ever heard of a girl named Chi? You two might be good friends.
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Mariko: -blinks- Ranger or skirt?

Wishing: I'm an FMA fan, and even I don't know what they're talking about. Well...seeing as my brain shut off a few questions ago.

Lucy: So much for being awake this time.

Wishing: -laughs nervously-

Lucy: Depends on the kind of jobs they have around that day-care center.

Wishing: Yep, what she said.

Nyuu: Nyuu has heard of Chii -smiles-
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Ezequielhl writes,

Well, I promise this questions aren't pervert, but maybe they'll piss off
Wishing anyway (you tell me).

1- Lucy: the Diclonius Virus is a retrovirus (it changes the DNA of the
subject, the carrier or whatever, and it can affect the evolution of the
species like other virus, BLAHBLAH etc). If the virus works differently,
converting a human carrier into a Diclonius (you know, the horns, the vectors,
the metabolism) would you convert "your Kouta" into one of your species?

2- Lucy/Nana/Mariko: how do you fell if I call you DARWINIAN FLUNKY?

3- Lucy (since you are the bada ss killing machine :P) how you'll react in
front of an enemy that you can't cut, or even shove with your vectors? will
you search a weak point? run? or "brute force"?

4-Wishing: what's your favourite Elfen Lied fic in here? it even exists?

5- Lucy/Nana: do you prefer violent videogames/movies? or nothing of them at
all?
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Lucy: Hmm...-looks over at Kouta-

Kouta: Don't tell me your actually considering doing something like that!

Lucy: Its something to think about though.

Nana: Uhh...Darwinian Flunky? What does that mean?

Mariko: I don't know.

Wishing: Hell, even I don't know...but it sounds funny!

Lucy: Since I am the killing machine...just brute force would be all.

Wishing: I haven't actually read any of the Elfen Lied fanfiction -laughs nervously-

Lucy: Only fanfics she reads are most of the Naruto ones.

Wishing: And Pirates of the Caribbean!

Lucy: I especially prefer that game Haunting Ground...except for that girl in the game is so...so...whats a nice word for stupid?

Wishing: Impaired?

Lucy: Thank you. Not to mention shes totally screwed over if that dumb dog of hers dies.
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Sensatsu Suisho Drifter writes,

sup?

anyways i have to bow down to Lucy she is a sadists dream! She would make the
perfect wife. I have you as acharacter in a fic of mine but you're alot more
sadistic than usual and get to kill whoever you want. Kukukuku!! I hate humans
but i's ironic that i'm one as well hehe. And Nana is annoying... but she's
too damn cute it gets to me! Wait did i say cute? Kill her she's messing with
my head!

1. I know you like the quick kill as do i but torture is fun. So do you have
any special torture for people?

2. I don;t know if you know but are there any male diclonii?

3. And if you do ever have off spring how do you think they would turn out?

And wish-chan arigatou for doing us elfen lied fans a great sevice Ja ne!
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Lucy: I would kill Nana...but Wishing won't let me.

Wishing: Because if you kill her, this whole fanfic will go down the craptubes!!!

Lucy: Okay okay, no need to have a baby over it.

Wishing: Fine.

Lucy: Hmm...I guess the only special torture I really have for people is what I used when I tried to kill Nana. Chopping off her arms and legs one at a time.

Nana: -sniffles-

Lucy: Well I thought it was funny.

Nana: Maybe for you, but not for me.

Lucy: I wouldn't know if there were, but as far as I know I killed one -shrugs- and if I had any kids, they would probably be killing machines just like me.

Wishing: -laughs nervously- Well theres always the possibility that they won't be.

Lucy: I said, they'll be killing machines just like me.

Wishing: Okay okay, don't bite my head off about it.
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Sensatsu Suisho Drifter writes,

oh and Lucy what would you do if you met a human with the same 'killer
instinct' as you?
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Lucy: Hmm...competition.

Wishing: Knowing Lucy, she would most likely want to fight to the death with this person that has the same killer instinct as she does.