Vieraslayer
Alvyne has fun at the dinner party, just like my husky-loving sister Lisa has at such gatherings… Only Alvyne gets drunk and says some pretty strange things.
The Diary of Alvyne
I think I need a new name. Plain ol' Alvyne is so lame. Alvyne Vieraslayer was really cool, and Alvyne the Soft Doggy doesn't work.
Lena and Chea are very nice Viera. Almost too nice. I wonder if they're related. They don't seem to be, but they could be sisters. They get along so well, and both do refer to Janzyn as their brother. Mjrn says they're lesbians. I'd understand their relationship if Mjrn or somebody else would bother to tell me what exactly a lesbian is!
Myko is mad that she doesn't get any grape juice. I got some, but it sure didn't taste like any grape juice I've ever tasted, even though it does go wonderfully with cheese. I think this kind of cheese is made from Viera milk. I asked Lena, and she took my grape juice and my cheese away. I'm feeling all loopy.
Chea says that Vinka will be a good leader for Eruyt Village, just like her mother and grandmother. If Vinka is Jote's daughter, which means her grandmother was the horrible Sylva who lead the assault on my people! I still can't get over that! Sylva is Vinka's real name, but I don't hate her. I think I'd hate the original Sylva, though. I love little Vinka. She's almost as cute as Myko and she isn't afraid of my true form!
Myko thinks she has to be the center of attention at all times. She also sees me as her big sister, but she wants to have a little sister too. Balthier is mine! Just because Fran had Myko with him doesn't make him her's! Someday I'll lure him to the Wood and make him mine, unless I happen to find a male Reena. If I find a male Reena, love or not, I'll make him my mate so my race will survive. I will never have children if I don't find a male Reena. Humes and Reena can't have children, unlike Viera and Humes. Grr…
Mjrn is pregnant. That's why she didn't have any grape juice, even though I've heard that grape juice is good for pregnant Viera. Why didn't she want any?
Janson and Slya are cute. They're Mjrn's twins, and Lord Janzyn is their father. They want the grape juice too, but they don't get any either! Lena says that it's not really grape juice, but I think it is! She said it was whine! It was not whine! Whine is the noise a scared Reena or doggy makes! It doesn't taste like regular grape juice, but it's purple like grape juice, and it tastes a little bit like grape juice on fire! I wish I hadn't eaten all of my gummy worms. I bet Janson and Slya would've liked some of those! I would've shared! I'm a nice doggy!
I'm getting a bit tired. That's strange. I had so much energy before I drank the juice. Maybe that's why it isn't for kids. It makes us so tired. Lena and the grown-up Viera are still going strong. Chea is on her fifth glass of juice! And she's acting all crazy! It must be making her loopy too!
Lunch was really good. I had some fresh coeurl steak. I haven't had coeurl steak for a long time! And Chea is a really good cook! Lots of nice herbs and seasonings on the steak. That tasted better than rotisserie Viera for sure! And it's what Reena are pretty much supposed to eat. You know, the coeurls and stuff.
I'm going to sleep right here, on Lena and Chea's bed. They share a bed. I hope they don't mind that I'm gonna curl up at the foot of their bed, like any good doggy!
--Alvyne