Wishing: Well, looks like we've got some more questions! Sheesh, with how long I've been gone, I'm kinda surprised I got more than one -nervous laughter- Oh well.
Lucy: Well it is your own fault for not updating this damn thing.
Wishing:
-sighs dramatically- I know, I know. Anyway, onto the
questions!
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BlackNhite
writes,
(Train Station)
?: Are you one-hundred percent sure this car is
safe?
Nhite: Buddy, I'm not even sure where the hell I am
anymo-wait a second,
aren't you that civil rights guy?
?: My
name is Martin Luther King-
Nhite: Why are we at a train station?
Don't you get shot at a place like
this?
Martin: Excuse
me?!
(gunshot)
Random Bystander: My God! Dr. King,
no!
Unknown: ...just one minute...
Nhite: Huh? (world
ripples and distorts, leaving Nhite and an unharmed
Dr.King
standing in a spacious hotel suite)
Unknown: So... did you have a
dream?
Martin: Th-the hell is this!?
Question 1)
Nhite:
(Hotel lobby) That was just fucked up Ban, I can't believe
you
actually said that to Martin Luther King!
Midou Ban: Calm
down, it was just an illusion, no harm no foul. Besides, I
got
quite a deal of enjoyment out of it.
Nhite: You're sick.
Ban:
Like you wouldn't pass up a chance to take some of history's
greatest
figures down a peg! Ask anyone, I guarantee the
temptation too much to
resist!
Nhite: (looking towards Q&A)
Anybody? What famoushistorical event would you
find fun in
tempering with?
Ban: Oo-oo! I want to make it so those guys at
that tea party in Boston were
dressed as women instead of indians!
That's just priceless!
Nhite:I wasn't talking to you!
Question
2)
Ban: hey, who the hell do you keep glancing at over your
shoulder?
Nhite: The Q&A people, they've kinda been following
us for a while now...
Ban: YOU SERIOUS!?
(Ban shoves Nhite out
of the way, smiling brightly at the Q&A)
Ban: Greetings one
and all; so nice to make your acquintances! My name is
Midou Ban,
senior field agent of the world reknown recovery service:
GetBackers!
I'm sure you've heard of us-of course you have, we do carry a
100
success rate! Are any of you perhaps in search of something
long lost? A
cherished possession gone missing? If it's gone,
don't get mad-get it back!
Anyone interested in our professional
service?
Question 3)
Nhite: I can't believe you used my
space as an advertisement...
Ban: (Lighting a smoke) Business is
business.
Nhite: You know, that stuff'll kill you one day...
Ban:
Naw, I'm too bad-ass to go out like that.
Nhite: Cocky bastar-
that reminds me, where did Sasuke go?
Ban: Maybe you should go
back to look for him?
Nhite: (Reflecting) Ya know, maybe I should
just hang around here.
Ban: Flip a coin?
Nhite: You're not
gonna stop with this are you?
Ban: Why don't you just ask those
people (gestures to Q&A), they've been
all-so "helpful"
thus far...
Nhite: Are you suggesting I leave the decision of
going back into certain
doom for Sasuke and having to put up with
your insisent bullshit in the hands
of 'these people'?!
Ban:
Sure.
Nhite: ... Pfft, fine, I'd like to see where this goes.
(Turns to Q&A) Guess
my fate is in your hands now.
Ban:
Hmph, sucker.
Nhite: Say what?
Ban: Nothing at
all...
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Wishing: Hey, its nice to hear from you again Nhite! Your probably glad this fic hasn't died yet -nervous laughter-
Lucy: Hmm...now thats something I haven't really thought about before. I would probably want to go and kill that...Hilter whats his bucket though.
Wishing: I thought you hated all of mankind, so why just him?
Lucy: Haven't the foggiest.
Nana: -blinks at Ban with pure confusion-
Mayu: -nervous laughter- Well, i-if they wouldn't mind...I kinda lost Wanta.
Bandou: Again?!? Damn kid, isn't this the third time this week?
Mayu: N-no! I lost Wanta after we just got back
Wishing: Don't worry, we'll find your puppy -smiles-
Lucy: Hmm...really didn't catch question three, and if I see this Ban guy, hes dead -glares-
Wishing:
Now now Lucy, behave yourself.
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Shadowzero789
writes,
Wow
you actually updated this finally! Lol sorry but I was starting to
worry
that you had abandon this.
Ok back to
questions...
(To Lucky) If you somehow became ruler of Earth, what
would be your first
act? (Though I got some idea as of what you
might do... all involving gore)
(To all diclonius) If you
could increase the numbers of your vectors and
length but you had
to kill someone else, would you?
(To everyone) What animal are
you in The Chinese Calendar? I am a monkey!
Hahaha monkey
every other animals!
(To Lucky) Hm... actually I am going to
save this question till next time as
this might shock you... I
want to give you time to prepare for it :p
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Lucy: Now this is something I've been planning for a very long time.
Wishing: Oh boy, here we go -facepalm-
Lucy: This is kind of surprising on my half, but...no...I guess not really surprising. My first act would be to destroy that shitty lab that they imprisoned me in -nods-
Wishing: What about all the people inside? -blinks-
Lucy: Yes, what about all the people inside?
Wishing: Eeeep...
Lucy: My answer is an obvious yes.
Nana: No! I would never never never never never kill anyone for that purpose.
Lucy: Another obvious answer.
Mariko: Depends on how many I get to kill for that to happen -nods-
Wishing: Let me guess, another obvious answer?
Lucy: No actually, I just thought she'd give the same answer as me.
Wishing: I'm a snake! I'm not really sure about the others, seeing as I don't know what year they were all born. I will try and find that out though!
Lucy:
Shocking question hmm? Tch, if it was shocking, you would have asked
it by now. I might not be interested in hearing said question later.
Just to give you a heads up.
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erik-of-the-mask
writes,
I
think all flamers should be knocked out, and brought over to me so I
could
have a little fun shifty eyes, trying to hide the torture
devices behind my
back
To all- If you could be part of a
book, movie, series that IS NOT anime,
which one
To Yuka- I
feel sorry for you for having so many haters. One cannot choose
where
or who they will love... so people should get the sticks out of
their
asses... geese... XP
To Cori-san: Do you have any clue why people asked Sexual related Questions?
p.s. I know
your gender!
Erik (phantom of the opera): That is because you know
the poor author in real
life.
shh Erik! Don't make me sick
Lecter on you.
Another question for Cori-san: Do you ever find
it annoying when people post
run on sentences, mush words
together, or misspell commons words? Out of
morbid curiousity
shifty eyes
Erik: This is what happens when you have a grammer
Nazi attempting to read
something nervous laugh
comment
to the "DARWINIAN FLUNKY" Darwin was the person who thought
up the
theory of evoultion. I had to read a very boring book on
him sighs
Lucy: Besides the vectors, what would you use to
kill someone (knife, sword,
etc) Next. What famous torture device
would you use if you could get your
hands on it.
to all:
Belive it or not, more humans are cruel then they are kind,
who
agrees? At least in my opion shifty eyes
huggles
Wishing nn. Have fun. pats head
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Lucy: Hmm...lets see..probably Hannibal Rising. That seemed interesting enough.
Wishing: Hey, thats what I was gonna say.
Nana: Hmm...I'm not really sure -light shrug-
Lucy: -cough- Tellatubies -cough-
Nana: What was that?
Lucy: Nothing, nothing at all.
Mariko: I don't really think about that kinda stuff too often.
Yuka: Yes! Another person who flames my haters! -smiles-
Wishing: I would have no clue at all. Maybe...because they have nothing better to do?
Lucy: Perverts Wishing, its because they're perverts.
Wishing: Oh yeah! And yes, I find it slightly annoying, but its not like there is really anything I can do to stop it. Too bad so sad.
Lucy: Now thats a good question. I would probably use the gun that I shot Bandou with in the second episode.
Bandou: That was cheating!!!
Wishing: -nervous laughter- Now now, behave you two.
Lucy: Of course human kind is cruel.
Nana: I don't agree. -shakes head no-
Mariko: Well I do -nods-
Yuka: Well me and Kouta say a definate no.
Kouta: -is silent-
Yuka: Don't tell me you agree with that!
Kouta: Well...I might...seeing as in the Elfen Lied series I got attacked by these soldiers and then me and you almost got in trouble for 'supposed kidnapping'
Yuka: Oh...you have a point there.
Mayu:
-sad sigh-
I agree.
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Dertt
writes,
I
have a question for Lucy.
...will you marry
me?
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Lucy: -eye twitches with aggitation- Wishing, can I kill this one?
Wishing: -nervous laughter- No.
Lucy: Damn...
Wishing: Wrong question to be asking...whoever you are. Definately the wrong question to be asking.
