Author: Gabby0214
Title: Trick or Treat Part 5
Rating: M/ NC 17
Warning: Strong Language, Slight Sexual References
Summary: Getting Ready for the Orihimes' Halloween Party
Disclaimer: I don't own Bleach! If I did, you would get an eyeful of Renji and Ichigo's escapades. This is a fan fiction based on fictional characters that have grown older, and are of the legal age. Ichigo in this story is twenty.
Community Disclaimer: All characters depicted in sexual situations in this post/ fanfiction/ fanart (including material in the comments) are fictional and are intended to be and considered to be by the author of said material of the legal age of consent in the United States state of California, regardless of what age these may be in the material they are derived from.
Beta: Vindictivefreak
Side Note: This chapter has extreme vocabulary. I wrote it this way to fit the characters that are being portrayed. Yes, it is wordy almost to the point of overkill, but I did it that way on purpose. Please take in account that Urahara was the Head/ Taichou of the 12th Division Technology, Development, and Research Division. He was actually the founder. He is also a genius of inventions: Gikongan (Soul Candy), Gigai (False Bodies), and the Hogyoku to name a few. He is portrayed in the series as a free loving spirit, but that is to partially mask his true personality.
Also take note that the Captain General is more than 2000 years old. He was the founder of the Shinigami Academy. I believe he would use more sophisticated terminology. Example, he would not say boobs, but bosom.
Trick or Treat
Part 5
After the eventful day at the Halloween store things had died down for a little while as the day of the party approached. Rukia had asked Orhime about the others attending her party and of course she happily said yes before she realized that not everyone could fit in at her tiny apartment. When she finally realized her mistake she went to Rukia for help. Her and Rukia, mostly Rukia, devised a plan to ask Urahara into letting them use the underground training area.
Urahara thought it was a fantastic idea, and with overenthusiastic glee he swished open his fan to partly cover his smiling face. His eyes darted left and right as his analytical mind went into a frenzied state immediately theorizing different ways to adapt the setting to conform more to a Halloween atmosphere. He first made it night instead of the day, and placed a full moon to illuminate the darkness. The terrain was altered to a decrepitated forest that surrounded an immense circled clearing. The clearing was to be lit by scattered torches in the ground and upon the trees that were adjacent to the open field. To gain access to the area one would have to follow a dirt path from the base of the ladder that descended down from the store above.
Urahara also created illusions that were off to the sides of the rugged pathway. One was an aged graveyard which included spooky details of broken down headstones, a partially dug up coffin, and of course an open grave plot that held a headstone which read soon to be occupied by Aizen Sousuke as an added bonus. The other illusion that was conceived from his overly saturated mind of horror was a creepy debilitated house with a matching barn. Both rundown structures appeared to be abandon including an eerie cornfield with the standard spooky scarecrow thrown in to boot.
Renji had returned back to Soul Society to give his Taichou the good news that he and the others could attend Orihime's Halloween Party. He also had to ask his Taichou and Taichou of the Twelfth Division, Kurotshuchi Mayuri, for a favor in order to make his costume. Taichou Kuchiki was enthralled with Renji's costume idea, and offered his own personal tailor to create the ensemble. Taichou Mayuri was harder to convince to help him, but in the end he succumbed to Renji's persistence and developed the substance he needed just in order to get the annoying, imbecilic Fukutaichou out of his hair. Renji couldn't wait to see Ichigo's reaction to what he was going to come as.
The day of they party was finally here. Everyone had all their costumes prepared, and set to go. Those in Soul Society had the Captain General's permission to take leave for the day, but only if he personally got to see their attire before they went through the portal to the other world. Even him, the Leader of all of Soul Society, could not pass up the opportunity to see the usually stoic, almost anal retentive heir to the Kuchiki Clan and Taichou of the Fifth Division, finally let down his hair so to speak.
He, Yamamoto Genryuusai Taichou of the First Division and Captain General of Souls Society, unlike the others knew the reason for the sudden change in nature of the uptight Royal since both men had approached him in order to gain his permission on their relationship. In which he so happily gave since it was not only a good thing for them, but for all of Soul Society. They were totally two different personalities that for some unseen reason complimented each other which brought out the best in both of them. He honestly, through all of his long life or death, would have never guessed that those two would have ever gotten along with each other let alone become each other's romantic interest. He chuckled to himself, so the old saying is absolutely true that opposite do attract.
When the time came for all of those to take their leave through the portal dressed in their costumes, him the wise, calm, and collected leader was literally floored by what he beheld. Abarai Renji, the Lieutenant of the Fifth Division, was a sight to behold. If he wasn't his elder, commander, and a heterosexual, he might have even made a pass at the beauty that stood before him. He moved on to take in the sight of the Fukutaichou of the Ninth Division, Hisagi Shuuhei, the costume the young man chose suited his personality to a tee. The Leader of the Gotei Thirteeen then shifted his attention to another Vice Captain, Kira Izuru, of the Third Division. His costume was interesting indeed. The Lieutenant had elected for it to be to Halloween-ish than the others.
The Captain General was pleased to see that those two fukutaichous had been included in the night's activities. Both of the young men had had a difficult time dealing with the Taichou of their Divisions biter betrayal. It lightened some of the grief from his old man's heart to see them happy once again. But nothing, absolutely nothing in this world or the next, could have prepared him for the outfits the two Taichou of the Gotei Thirteen had in stored for him. Even though he tried as hard as he could with his many years of self discipline, he couldn't hold in his laughter, it was just too much for even him.
It was a very simple idea not to say by any means an uncreative one, but the thing that shocked him more than anything else was how the hell did Kenpachi get Byakuya to agree to it ?! All he could devise at the time was that Kenpachi must be one hell of a piece of ass to warrant such a thing, and when he looked over at the brash man his line of reasoning was completely confirmed by the split ass grin that the man had plastered on his face. It was as though Kenpachi had the ability to read his thoughts.
Yamamoto Genryuusai was laughing so hard at the duo that Kuchiki Byakuya actually blushed with embarrassment. He blushed, the reserved almost to the point frigid man, blushed! Causing him to laugh harder which made him fall off of the hierarchic seat of power that he was sitting upon. If he lived for another couple of millenniums, he knew he would never forget this particular sight.
Subsequently after many minutes had elapsed, he collected himself. He gave them the authority to take their leave, and bequeathed his preference for all them to have a wonderful time.
The Captain General did however have a bit of regret not being able to see the other Shinigami that were stationed in the living world also dressed up. If they had gone all out like those that were partaking their leave through the portal, he definitely had missed out. He particularly regretted not being able to witness what Matsumoto, the Fukutaichou of the Tenth Division, had chosen to wear.
He snickered to himself, Even though I, Yamamoto Genryuusai, founder of Shinigami Academy, Leader of the Gotei Thirteen, and holder of the title Captain General of Soul Society, might have the body of an old man, my sight has not diminished at all! One who have to be as blind as that traitor Tousen Kaname not to see those gargantuan, lush-ish bosom she possesses. Oh, how I wish I were as fortunate as, Hitsugaya Taichou, to have my face smothered in that more than ample bounty!
Who knew that the Captain General and Kaizo Konpaku more commonly known as Kon the Modified Soul that was stuck in the body of a stuffed lion plushy had similar personalities, both were perverts at heart?!