Mars: Ehhh
Link: Why not leave this blank instead of wasting valuable space?
Mars: Shut up!

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Bounty Love
Chapter 2: Rivalry

Some more Smashers arrived, one was a blue Pokemon, another was a cartoon version of Young Link, a wolf, a robot, and a really short person. These Smashers were weird, in every single way. But Snake still seemed to charm Samus. In the morning when they got up, at meal times when they ate and during training. Falcon saw this and became jealous.

"Stupid Snake, stealing my woman," Falcon muttered as he stabbed at his food during dinner one day.

"Whoa, Falcon, that's a piece of meat, not a moblin," Fox said jokingly as he sat down at the table.

"A what?"

"A moblin, it's from Link's world."

"Oh, you mean that thing that blows off the middle of the Bridge of Eldin stage?"

"I think so, anyway what's eating at you?"

"Snake."

"That hunk of man?"

"What?!"

"I'm kidding, jeez you can't take a joke!"

"Eh…" he didn't like it when the other smashers joked around. "Snake's stealing my woman!"

"She's not your woman."

"Not yet!"

"So you want Samus but you're afraid Snake will take her first."

"Exactly! What should I do?"

"I dunno, I'm still fighting with my girlfriend."

"You have a girlfriend?"

"Yeah, her name's Krystal, she's a beautiful blue fox from Cerinia," Fox reached in his jacket for a picture, when he looked up, Falcon was gone. "Where'd you go?! I wasn't done!"

Falcon spend the rest of the day spying on Snake and Samus, "What does Snake have that I don't?" Then, it hit him, "I'll find out by fighting him! No doubt his fighting style will give me a hint of who he is!"

That night, all the new smashers were chilling out in the basement. Falcon went down there with Mewtwo, "Why did I want to go alone with this again?" the Psychic Pokemon asked telepathically.

"Because you wanted to kick Lucario's arse!" Falcon replied in a whisper.

"Ah, yes."

"Solid Snake!" Falcon said in a loud voice, "I challenge you to a Brawl!"

Snake chuckled, "I knew you'd come around to challenge me sometime Captain. You mind if we make it 2v2?"

"Sure, why not?"

"Oh, since this is a Brawl, your friend can't be your partner."

"Why not?" Mewtwo telepathically asked with an attitude.

"He's a Melee character and him fighting in a Brawl is against the rules!"

"You studied the rule of Brawl, already?" Falcon asked in disbelief.

"Yeah, when I wasn't spending time with Samus, I was studying, so I can defeat you guys!"

"Shut up and choose your partner!"

"Lucario, I choose you!"

"Don't act like I'm some sort of Pokeball Pokemon!" Lucario growled.

"Just trying to make a joke Luc."

"It's Lucario!"

"If we're done with this 'love fest'," Falcon said sarcastically, "I'll choose my partner!" He looked at the new smashers and saw the little man with a space suit on, "what's your name?"

"Captain Olimar," he responded, "I fight with Pikmin."

"He's my partner."

"Fine, you take the little man," Snake laughed, "So the stage I choose…"

"Hold on, I thought you knew the rules of Brawl."

"I do."

"So then you know that I pick the stage."

"I was hoping you wouldn't know."

"The stage is Port Town Aero Dive. That's one stock, no items, not time limit. We're blue, you're green."

"Fine with me."

"Ready, Set, Brawl!" The four combatants said at the same time. They were taken to the stage, Port Town Aero Dive.

"Three, two, one, Go!" the disembodied voice announced as the battle begun.

Falcon ran towards Snake, "I'll just give you a taste of…falcon…" Snake started to run away, but he couldn't escape, "…PAUNCH!!!"

He was blown away a few feet but got up. "That all you got?"

"I'm not even finished!" Falcon ran at Snake and used raptor boost, which he dodged.

"Take this!" Olimar was throwing pikmin at Lucario.

"Pathetic…" Lucario used Aura Sphere to blow Olimar away, but not before he threw a purple pikmin that sent him flying off the stage.

Olimar was okay, he plucked a few more pikmin from the ground and went over to help Falcon. "Captain Falcon!"

Falcon gave Olimar a thumbs-up as he was hit by a hand grenade. "Maybe you should pay attention to the battle!" Snake taunted.

Falcon saw a smash ball behind him, "Maybe you should learn to be aware of your surroundings!" He leapt in the air, "Falcon…"

"Oh no you don't!" Snake took out a rocket launcher and stopped the F-Zero pilot. "I'll take that Smash Ball."

"END OF DAY!!!" Olimar shouted as he begun his final smash.

"Holy Sh…" Falcon pushed Snake out of the way before he could finished his sentence.

"Wait up!" He grabbed onto Olimar's ship as it took off. The battle ended before the attack could be finished.

"And the winner is…" the voice announced in the winner's circle, "Blue Team!"

"I'll defeat you one day Falcon," Snake sneered.

"Yeah, I'd like to see that," Falcon retorted. He knew what kind of smasher Snake was. But, why would Samus want a guy that needs to use explosives to fight?