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Bounty Love
Chapter 3: How Do You Feel?

Samus was spending so much time with Snake, Falcon couldn't find an opportunity to talk to her. So one day, he decided to get help from the one smasher he hated the most. Pichu the wimpy Pokemon. Pichu wasn't liked by anyone except his big brother, Pikachu and Jigglypuff. However, Pichu was good at getting the attention of other smashers.

Falcon decided to meet Pichu during lunch. He walked over to the table, "Hey Pichu."

Pichu looked up and cheered, "You said hi! You said hi!"

"Yes, I said hi, I need a favor."

"You need a favor! You need a favor!"

"I need to talk to Samus."

"I can do that! I can do that!"

"So, will you?"

"Yes! Yes!" Pichu ran over to Samus' table, "Samus! Samus!"

"What you little rat?" Samus asked angrily.

"Captain Falcon wants to talk to you! He wants to talk to you!"

Samus walked over to Falcon, "What's up?"

"I've been noticing you've been hanging around Snake for the past few days," Falcon started.

"So?"

"So, I got to thinking, how do you feel about him?"

"What?"

"How do you feel about him?"

Samus put her hand to her chin, "It's complicated, I don't know for sure."

"Do you know how he fights?"

"How does he fight?"

"He fights with grenades and explosives!"

"So?"

"Name one smasher that fights like that!"

"Me in my power suit."

"I meant solely with grenades and explosives."

She looked down, deep in thought, "No one."

"So back to my question, how do you feel about him?"

"I'll have to get back to you on that," she walked back to her table as Pichu ran back.

"Did I do good? Did I do good?" He asked quickly.

"Yeah, whatever," Falcon walked away.

That night, Falcon had trouble sleeping. He kept having a dream about Snake kidnapping Samus and throwing her off Poke Floats. He really needed to know how Samus felt about Snake. Then, Snake stirred and opened the door to Lucario. Falcon pretended to sleep while he heard Snake talk to Lucario (the Aura Pokemon made it so his telepathy can only be heard by Snake).

"Yeah, yeah, I'll get it back. Just as soon as you pay me. Fine, if I don't get the money, you don't get what you want!" Snake told the Pokemon.

This made Falcon nervous, was Snake getting close to Samus just to get an item back from her? It was this, or Falcon was beginning to become paranoid.