Jimmy Electron Season 1, Part II
Episode #:
7 Part I: Pauline Electron7 Part II: Kiddie Kidnapping
8 Part I: Wild Weakling
8 Part II: Smackdown of the Screwballs
9 Part I: Pocket Pizzazz
9 Part II: Awesome Authority
9 Part III: Ludicrous Leadership
9 Part IV: Irwin's Intervention
10 Part I: The Cat in the Fat
10 Part II: Experimental Emancipation
11 Part I: Y Yodel?
11 Part II: Questionable Quasar
12 Part I: Moron with a Megaphone
12 Part II: Trial and Terror
12 Part III: Galactic Gain
12 Part IV: Irwin and Jake: Reunited
Episode 7, Part I:
Jimmy is at home. He is shocked to see that his parents are out.
After all, he's too stupid to know where the food is.
Pauline: Hey, Jimmy! I wanna go to the park!
Jimmy: Who are you, again?
Pauline: I'm your little sister, silly.
The only reason Jimmy didn't recognize her was due to his stupidity.
He was too stupid to remember that he had a sister.
Jimmy: Oh, yeah.
Pauline: Come on! Let's go to the park!
Jimmy agrees. They go to Willoughby Park, where there's several random people.
Two of those random people are Carl Weakling and Sheen Estupido.
They were doing random stuff when Jimmy goes over to them.
Jimmy: Hey, guys!
Sheen: Hey, Jimmy! Who's the midget next to you?
Pauline: I'm his sister, Pauline.
Carl: Oh, hi(hyuck!) Pauline!
Pauline: Hi!
Carl: Pleased(hyuck!) to meet(hyuck!) you.
Pauline: Pleased to meet you, too.
Jimmy: Hey, guys, nice to meet you.
Sheen: You already know both of them, Jimmy.
Jimmy: Who?
Pauline: You're silly, Jimmy.
Carl and Sheen roll their eyes.
They go over to the playground, so Pauline can play.
However, when they get there, she doesn't want to.
With Jimmy on the playground, she doesn't want to chance flying off from the shaking.
Carl: What(hyuck!) do you(hyuck!) want to do(hyuck!) instead?
Pauline: You're silly when you talk like that!
Carl: Talk like(hyuck!) what?
Sheen: Do you really think Jimmy's silly?
Pauline: Yes. Why wouldn't I?
Sheen: Do you think he's silly, or just plain stupid?
Pauline: Is this some trick question or something?
Suddenly, a fat dude springs out of a van and takes Pauline.
Carl: Whoa. That(hyuck!) was one of(hyuck!) the most random(hyuck!) things(hyuck!) I've ever(hyuck!) seen.
Sheen: I sincerely think that dude's almost as fat as Jimmy.
Jimmy comes over from the playground, with a ton of kids lying around the playground.
As for why they are lying there, just use your imagination.
Jimmy: Hey, everyone! Where's Priscilla?
Sheen: It's 'Pauline'.
Jimmy: That's what I said.
Carl: She's(hyuck!) been(hyuck!) kidnapped!
Jimmy: She's napping?
Sheen and Carl roll their eyes.
Sheen: Someone's taken her!
Jimmy: What? Nooo! I can't lose my sister! We have to go after this napper, wake him up, and get Penny back!
This might be a little harder than he thinks...
Episode 7, Part II:
Jimmy then runs after the van, which is stuck at a traffic light.
Sheen: Now!
They get onto the back of the truck, using Sheen's belt as a rope.
They are using Jimmy as the stand-able surface that's being scraped across the road.
Jimmy barely seems to notice, though.
Jimmy: Yay! I'm sliding along the highway! This is just like when people push me across the slippery gym floor!
Carl: You(hyuck!) actually enjoy(hyuck!) that?
Sheen: People are actually able to push you?
The driver eventually pulls into a secret hideout.
He takes Pauline inside, not even noticing Sheen, Carl, or Jimmy.
This is because they got flung under the van when he pulled to a halt.
Jimmy: Who's that weirdo? He's pretty fat.
Sheen: Almost as fat as you.
Carl: Be(hyuck!) quiet! I(hyuck!) can hear(hyuck!) him!
He's talking with Pauline.
Obese Osgood: Hey, hey, hey! I'm gonna hold you for ransom all day!
Jimmy: Those words sound so familiar...
Sheen: He's acting like Fat Albert, moron.
Jimmy: Hang on, it's on the tip of my tongue...
Suddenly, he puts on an angry look.
Jimmy: He calls that acting fat?
Carl: I(hyuck!) don't think(hyuck!) he's acting(hyuck!), Jimmy.
Jimmy: I'm gonna show him how to really be fat! Jimmy gets up and bangs on the door.
Sheen: Jimmy, don't!
Too late. Obese Osgood has already opened the door.
Obese Osgood: Hey, hey, hey! Can you go away?
Jimmy: I just wanna give you some pointers on being fat and proud of it!
Obese Osgood: Hey, hey, hey! I said go away!
Suddenly, Pauline notices them.
Pauline: Hey, Jimmy!
Obese Osgood turns to Pauline.
Obese Osgood: Hey, hey, hey! Back away!
Jimmy: I'll show you how to really be fat!
Obese Osgood: Oh, really? Bring it on!
They then go outside and start using their fat to shove each other.
Meanwhile, Carl grabs Pauline and Sheen calls the police.
They then go outside. Jimmy and Obese Osgood are still bumping each other.
Thus far, Jimmy's winning.
Sure enough, Jimmy bumps him such that he trips and falls.
Jimmy: That's what you get for messing with Jimmy Electron, master of fat!
They then get the police to arrest Obese Osgood, and they are even nice enough to give the four of them a ride home.
When they get home, Jimmy lets Pauline bounce on his fat.
The police just shake their heads.
THE END
Episode 8, Part I:
Jimmy, Carl, and Sheen are walking to school on a fine October day.
It's getting quite close to Halloween. It's obvious by the decorations.
Then again, Jimmy has no idea what the decorations are for...
Jimmy: Yay! Decorations! I wonder whose birthday it is?
They just continue on until they get to the school. When they get there, Libby and Cindy are having a fight.
Cindy: That boy thinks I'm the funnier one!
Libby: No, he thinks I'm the funnier one!
Corey the Comical Kid:(to himself) Actually, neither of you is funny, in my opinion.
Jimmy walks up to them.
Jimmy: Hey, guys, I've got a question: What do you think all of the decorations are for?
Corey, who likes stupid stuff, goes over and slaps Jimmy on the back.
Corey the Comical Kid: Now this is the kind of funny I had in mind!
Sheen: What's going on?
Corey the Comical Kid: I've been looking for a funny kid for the talent show! I need a partner for my act!
Carl: You(hyuck!) think that(hyuck!) Jimmy is(hyuck!) funny?
Corey the Comical Kid: Who wouldn't think he's funny?
Nick comes over from a fight with a random Th-grader. The fight was over who's more awesome. Nick won.
Nick: Dude, I dude-ishly think he's dude-ishly funny...dude-ishly funny in the not-so-dude-ish head, dude.
Corey the Comical Kid: Who cares? I like people who can use their shortcomings to their advantage!
Jimmy: Yay! I'm gonna be in a Tyrant Show!
Cindy: It's 'Talent Show', you moron.
Corey the Comical Kid: See? There he goes again!
At lunch on the day before Halloween...
Carl is so jealous of Jimmy getting in the talent show that he can't think straight.
All he can do is sulk.
Carl: Man,(hyuck!) I wish(hyuck!) I could(hyuck!) do something(hyuck!) cool.
He's so lost in thought that he grabs Jimmy's lunch, thinking it's his own.
Unfortunately, it's not Jimmy's lunch. He takes a bite.
Jimmy: Hey! That's one of my experiments!
Carl, remembering that most of Jimmy's experiments are disgusting, can't believe he swallowed it.
Sheen: Wait a minute! You're not dying! This must be one of the more mild ones!
Carl: I wonder what it'll do.
Sheen: What's it supposed to do, Jimmy?
Jimmy stops eating his fat and banana sandwich and looks back at them.
Jimmy: What's what supposed to do?
Carl: Your(hyuck!) experiment!
Jimmy: What experiment?
Corey the Comical Kid: There he goes again!
That night...
Carl: The(hyuck!) talent show is(hyuck!) tonight. Might(hyuck!) as well(hyuck!) go.
However, as he's walking, he gets a strange feeling...
Carl: Whoa! What's(hyuck!) happening to(hyuck!) me?
The next thing you know, a horrid shadow can be seen on the ground...
Episode 8, Part II:
At the Talent Show...
Principal Fatman: Now, ladies and gentlemen...Welcome to tonight's Talent Show, the 13th annual Frightfully Fun Festival!
The Audience Claps Eagerly (Hereafter denoted by the acronym TACE).
They get through most of the acts, and TACE after each one.
The last act of the night is Jimmy and Corey, the Jolly Comedians(The act's name).
Corey the Comical Kid: Welcome, ladies and germs!
Jimmy: What are germs?
The audience laughs idiotically.
Corey the Comical Kid: Now, get prepped for a show you'll never forget!
Suddenly, the audience hears growling, as do Jimmy and Corey.
Then, they notice who comes in through the auditorium door.
It's a monster who's small, but can sure pack a ton of power.
It's wearing a pair of Nerd™ Glasses.
Corey the Comical Kid: Carl?
Jimmy: How can that possibly be Carl? It's too ugly!
Carl the Creepy Concoction hears him, and grabs him and Sheen.
It then proceeds to throw them through the wall.
Jimmy: Wait a second, I can swear this has happened before...
Sheen: It happened last month, you moron!
Jimmy: Hang on, it's on the tip of my tongue...
They hit the wall. Carl the Creepy Concoction then goes over to Corey, who's just screaming.
For once in his idiotic life, Jimmy's stupidity is a blessing. He's too stupid to be scared.
Jimmy: Hey, you ugly monster thing!
Carl the Creepy Concoction turns around.
Jimmy: I'll take you on myself!
Corey the Comical Kid: Are you insane?!
Carl the Creepy Concoction, however, doesn't care whether he's insane or not.
It goes over to Jimmy, but Jimmy jumps on his hand as he reaches for him.
Due to Jimmy's weight, the hand is crushed instantly.
Sheen then decides to join the fight.
Sheen: Hey, ugly!
Stops whimpering from the pain.
Sheen: Try to get me!
Sheen then winks at Jimmy, remembering what happened to the dog that dragged him to the soccer game a little while back.
Jimmy then grabs Carl the Creepy Concoction's foot. The monster then chases Sheen around.
Sure enough, dragging Jimmy did major injury to Carl the Creepy Concoction.
Corey the Comical Kid: Whoa! You guys are good! I think I'll join!
Suddenly, Carl the Creepy Concoction roars loudly.
Corey the Comical Kid: On second thought, maybe not.
Eventually, they wear him down to such an extent that he falls to the ground.
From there, Carl the Creepy Concoction transforms back into Carl Weakling.
Carl: Jimmy(hyuck!), I'm sorry(hyuck!) I did that(hyuck!) to your(hyuck!) act.
Jimmy: I was acting?
The judges come over to Corey the Comical Kid, and give him the winner's trophy.
Corey the Comical Kid: What's this for? I didn't get to do my act, yet.
Jubilant Judge: Who cares? You saved us!
He then keeps it, even though he did absolutely nothing to help out.
Jimmy's too stupid to care, though.
THE END
Episode 9, Part I:
Jimmy is going through the school. He's looking for a bathroom.
He's oblivious to the fact that the bathroom is right down the hall from the classroom.
Jimmy goes into the classroom and sees Cindy's science project, an awesome-looking volcano.
Jimmy: What's this cone-thing?
He decides to use it as a urinal. No one sees him. He then goes into his own seat.
He just waits for class to start. Even though the rest of the class is now in recess.
When they do come in, they present their science projects.
Jimmy suddenly remembers about it, and realizes that he didn't do it.
Ms. Fowl: Now class(rawrawrawrawraawwk!) it's time(rawrawrawrawraawk!) to see Cindy's(rawrawraawwk!) presentation(rawrawrawrawraawwk!)!
Cindy: Here's my volcano! It's time to set it off!
She does so, and it launches Jimmy's pee into the air.
Cindy: What the-
The class, including Ms. Fowl and Cindy, is bombarded with it.
They all make random noises and fall to the ground.
Jimmy, being immune to his own urine, is the only one left standing.
Obviously, he's too stupid to call the paramedics.
Jimmy: Wow. I don't have to present. Lucky me! I wonder what we're having for lunch.
While he's eating, Jacob the Janitor finds everyone lying all over the classroom.
Jacob the Janitor: All these unlucky souls...eh, whatever. I might as well get the paramedics.
Once the Janitor gets everyone to the hospital...
Jimmy: I can't believe they didn't have enough brownies! How can they only have 20?! I'm so an-guh...frus-frustrate...doorbell.
Jimmy sits down in a random desk, wondering where everybody is.
Jimmy: I wonder if there's any more brownies inside this desk?
However, it happens to be Cindy's. She left her pocket knife inside.
Jimmy: Huh? Cindy's Handy-Dandy Pocket Knife.
Suddenly, Jimmy gets a 'good idea'.
Jimmy: I'll use this to cut the 20 brownies into even more brownies! Then there'll be enough!
He runs to the cafeteria, the blade completely open.
Jimmy: Hey, there! I'm off to get more brownies!
Waves to them. He looks like he's trying to stab them.
Kid runs away. So does everyone else in his path.
When he gets to the brownies, he finds out who's serving them(he already forgot who it was): Principal Fatman.
Principal Fatman: Hey, there Jimmy!
Jimmy: Get out of my way, sir! I've got a pocket knife and a huge appetite!
Principal Fatman: Fine! Be principal, for all I care! Just don't hurt me!
Jimmy: Principal? Is that the shoe word for brownie? OK.
Does Principal Fatman remember what happened the last time Jimmy had a lot of authority?
Oh, wonderful. What an awesome school it'll be when his friends recover.
Episode 9, Part II:
Jimmy has just become principal, and now has even more authority than the Royal Anus.
Principal Fatman: You can make whatever new rules you want!
Jimmy: Hang on, that sentence sounds familiar...
Principal Fatman: I said it to you a month-and-a-half ago.
Jimmy: Hang on, it's on the tip of my tongue...
Jimmy uses his new authority to once again 'change the school for the better'.
He starts out by making the teachers give no homework.
And he decides, while he's at it, to make the classwork stuff that would challenges him.
For example, kids were now being taught how to write their names.
Jimmy: Yay! I love it when the school is getting ex-excess-iv...e-effi-she-en...plate.
When everyone else in his class returns...
Libby: Hey! Why's the bathroom got a solid gold plaque on it?
Sheen: Why's the cafeteria got so much fat in its food?
Carl: Why(hyuck!) is the(hyuck!) teacher showing us(hyuck!) stupid(hyuck!) things?
Nick: Dudes, I dude-ishly already dude-ishly know how to dude-ishly write my dude-ishly dude-ish name, dudes.
Cindy: Has anyone seen my pocket knife?
Suddenly, Jimmy comes down the hall in one of Principal Fatman's suits. It's barely big enough for him.
Sheen: Oh, don't tell me...
Jimmy looks over at them.
Jimmy: Everyone in that classroom! Get into the hallway to greet your new principal, Jimmy N. Electron!
Cindy: Oh, no!
Jimmy: I have more new rules! The cafeteria will make more brownies!
Sheen: Right on, Jimmy!
Jimmy: With nuts!
Victor the Very Vulnerable: Oh, man! I'm allergic to nuts!
Jimmy: Rule number two! Everyone will be exempt from homework, and everyone gets an A !
Libby: At least that means you'll get an A ...for once!
Everyone laughs.
Jimmy: Detention, Libby!
Everyone shuts up.
Jimmy: Rule number three! Every cool kid gets a two-week...
Adviser: Suspension.
Jimmy: Yeah! What he said!
Everyone cheers, as all of the school's cool kids are jerks.
Nick, who obviously counts as one of the most elite of the cool kids, steps forward.
Nick: Dude, I dude-ishly don't dude-ishly get how this a not-so-dude-ish punishment, dude; I dude-ishly get dude-ishly suspended all the dude-ish time, dude.
Random Popular Jerk: Yeah! I'll have Nick, and all the other cool kids to play with!
Jimmy: Then you'll have to do it away from school.
Random Popular Jerk: Man, I'm out of here!
All the cool kids leave.
Jimmy then leaves for the principal's office.
Cindy: Where's my pocket knife?
Sheen: Beats me. Let's go to recess now. The bell's rung, after all.
Libby: I'm just mad that Jimmy's the Principal now. I can't believe that moron gave me a detention!
Carl: Well(hyuck!), he's made(hyuck!) no bad(hyuck!) decisions(hyuck!) yet.
Let's just hope it stays that way...
TO BE CONTINUED...
Episode 9, Part III:
Jimmy has made some good decisions thus far as the new Principal of the school.
However, all that is about to change...
Jimmy: Now that I've gotten rid of the popular kids, everyone shall bow down to me!
No one bows. Jimmy gets angry.
Jimmy: Why is no one bowing to me?
Carl: You(hyuck!) want us(hyuck!) to bow to(hyuck!) you for(hyuck!) getting rid(hyuck!) of the popular(hyuck!) kids?
Jimmy: Well, why not?
Cindy: Because you're stupid.
Jimmy: What'd you just call me?
Libby, who already has detention, decides not to agree in any way.
Sheen: I think she just called you stupid.
Jimmy: Detention, Miss Tornado!
Cindy shuts up. Suddenly, he realizes what just happened.
Jimmy: I can swear she's called me that before...
Cindy: I called you that a month-and-a-half ago, you moron!
Jimmy: Hang on, it's on the tip of my tongue...
Jimmy then remembers what he was doing, and continues.
Jimmy: You think I'm stupid do you? Would you call this stupid?
Whips out a fourth sheet of paper.
Carl: Oh(hyuck!), no! He's(hyuck!) got another(hyuck!) rule!
Jimmy: You bet I have another rule!
Unfolds the paper.
Jimmy: Rule number...whatever comes after three! Whoever questions these rules gets detention!
Sheen: Does that mean we can't even talk about how bad these rules are?!
Jimmy: Are you saying that they're bad?
Sheen: Uh...no.
Jimmy: Good. Yes, that's exactly what it means!
Carl: But(hyuck!) what about(hyuck!) changing(hyuck!) our school(hyuck!) for the(hyuck!) better?
Jimmy: Detention, Mr. Weakling! When you make me mad, this is what you get!
Suddenly, the Janitor comes in.
Jacob the Janitor: Hey, kid! How about a little deal?
Jimmy: What do you have in mind?
Jacob the Janitor: I'll fight you. If I win, you resign as Principal. If you win, you can put anyone in detention at will.
Jimmy: Deal!
They shake on it, and so everyone is happy, as the Janinator is obviously gonna win, and everyone knows it.
However, Jimmy knows it, too.
Jimmy: There's no way I'm gonna win! The only way I can win is if he doesn't show up.
He calls his adviser to think up a plan for him.
Unfortunately for the rest of the students, he does.
He takes his plan to Jimmy.
Jimmy: Perfect! I never could've thought of something that good!
Adviser: I know.
Jimmy: What was that?
Adviser: Nothing!
The carry out the plan, and Jacob the Janitor winds up inside a cage.
Jimmy then goes to the fight, and since he doesn't show up, Jimmy gets to put anyone in detention at will.
And chaos reigned...
Episode 9, Part IV:
Meanwhile...
A man is going around in a forest.
He comes up on an abandoned building.
Crikey! I wonder what's in here!
He goes in. Unfortunately, there's guards all over the place.
He manages to take out the guards at the front, and then hides.
Crikey! What are guards doing here? I thought this place was supposed to be abandoned!
He continues into a room with lasers. They'll shoot at anyone who moves outside of a cage.
Crikey! A cage! It looks like someone's being held hostage in there!
He then gets to the place where all of the lasers are shooting from.
Using a gun, he takes out every single one.
He then proceeds to the cage, where a muscular dude is trapped.
He's wearing a Janitor's uniform.
Jake the Janinator: Who the #€££ are you?
Irwin Jones: Crikey! You don't know me? I'm Irwin Jones!
Jake the Janinator: Well, I'm The Janinator!
Irwin Jones: Nice to meet you. We'd better get out of here before the guards...oh, crikey!
Apparently, he spoke too soon.
Irwin Jones: -show up. Crikey! We're going to have to fight 'em off, eh, mate?
Sure enough, Jake the Janinator and Irwin Jones show the guards a thing or two about giving a good beating.
From there, they run outside and rush back to Randomville.
Meanwhile, at the school...
Jimmy: Rule number five...no wait, that can't be two numbers after three. Anyway, I can do whatever I want to the school!
Adviser writes it down, sighing.
Jimmy: And the first thing I wanna do is turn it into a super-duper-time-traveling castle (like the one I saw on TV) by tomorrow!
The Adviser knows there's no way in heck that it'll be possible.
Nevertheless, he gets the order filled out.
However, right when he's about to send it...
Jake the Janinator: NICE TRY MORON! You thought you could get away with locking me away? Wrong! Now you'll face the wrath of the Janinator!
Irwin Jones: Crikey! How could you forget me? You'll be facing Irwin Jones too, mate!
Jimmy: You're...uhhhhhhhhhh...fired?
Jake the Janinator: Who cares? Fired or not, we had a deal.
Jimmy: We played cards?
Irwin Jones: Crikey! How stupid are you?!
Jimmy: Not at all. I'm the only one who knows how stupid I really am.
Cindy: Enough! I'm waiting for the fight to begin! Just fight already!
Jimmy takes out the pocket knife.
Jimmy: CHARGE!
Jake the Janinator grabs him and flings him over his head and into the ground.
Jimmy barely notices, as he was thinking about that cloud in the sky that looked like a penguin wearing socks.
In reality, it looked more like a candy cane.
Jake the Janinator: I believe this belongs to you.
Hands Cindy the pocket knife.
Cindy: Thank you. Now beat him into #€££ already!
Jake the Janinator proceeds to do so, even though Jimmy is too stupid to notice any of the pain.
At the end...
Jimmy:(Imagine he's on the ground with stars around his head) Uhhh-Uhhh-Uhhh.
Carl:(Ditto) Uhhh-Uhhh-Uhhh.
Cindy: How come Carl got beat up?
Irwin Jones: Crikey! You didn't know? I did it for no apparent reason!
Fatman became Principal again, and Jacob regained his position as the school Janitor.
Unfortunately, all of the cool kids got un-suspended.
However, much like last time, one thing from Jimmy's term as Principal remained.
They managed to stop every order involved in transforming the school into a super-duper-time-traveling castle.
Except one. Sheen used it daily to pull random pranks on less-than-famous historical figures.
Sheen: I'm peeing! On Hitler's head! Come on, baby! Go, go, go!
THE END
Episode 10, Part I:
Jimmy is at home, sitting in a chair. He's wondering why his parents weren't home.
In reality, they were in the next room, talking about something.
He was just too stupid to try to hear them, much less what they were talking about.
Pauline: What are you doing, Jimmy?
Jimmy: Who're you, again?
After a while, they come into the room.
Jimmy: Yay! You're finally back!
Jimmy's Mom(PWNED!): Jimmy, Pauline, we've decided to get a cat.
Pauline: Why not a dog?
Jimmy's dad goes next to Pauline's ear.
Jimmy's Dad: Cats have nine lives, and around Jimmy, they're going to need all nine of them.
They go to the pound and get a cat. It's named Dedie Yet(The last name of the family that got rid of him).
They decide to keep his original name, and after a while, they bring him home.
Jimmy: Where's Dedie Yet?
Jimmy's Dad: Who're you calling an idiot?
Jimmy: No one. I'm just wondering where Dedie Yet is.
Jimmy's Mom(PWNED!): Seriously, young man, I don't appreciate you calling someone an idiot.
Pauline, who was eavesdropping, comes in.
Pauline: He's talking about the cat, silly.
Jimmy's Dad: Oh. He's in your room.
Jimmy: What's he doing there?
Jimmy's Mom(PWNED!): He's napping in your closet.
Jimmy: What? I have experiments in there!
Runs up the stairs.
Jimmy: I'm coming, my wonderful universe model!
In reality, it was merely three sticks glued together in such a way that it looks like a wedge of cheese.
He got to his room, and ran to the closet.
Jimmy: Dedie Yet? What're you doing?
He notices that his experiment was missing.
He also notices crumbs from random objects near Dedie Yet's lips.
Jimmy: Nooo! He ate one of my experiments!
Everyone rushes in.
Jimmy's Dad: What did he eat?
Jimmy whispers into his dad's ear.
Jimmy's Dad: Ah! He ate that?!
Realizes what Jimmy just said.
Jimmy's Dad: We'd better get him downstairs, and fast.
They get Dedie Yet into the litter box, and he instantly starts going.
For the next five minutes.
Jimmy's Mom(PWNED!): That smells horrible! It'll probably be in this house for the next 24 hours!
24 hours later...
Jimmy's Mom(PWNED!): It's still extremely strong, and it's spread throughout the house!
Turns to Jimmy.
Jimmy's Mom(PWNED!): Jimmy Newclearwaste Electron, you are no longer allowed to perform experiments in this house!
Jimmy: Why not?
Jimmy's Mom(PWNED!): Because I don't want to have to deal with this every other day!
Looks like Jimmy's experimenting career may be over...
Episode 10, Part II:
Jimmy has just been banned from doing experiments in the house.
Although everyone else would think otherwise, he thinks that it's a bad thing...
Jimmy: My experiments were pretty much my life! How on earth do I get back the freedom to do them?!
As Jimmy lay sulking on his bed, he hears someone screaming.
Pauline: Dedie Yet is gone!
Jimmy suddenly gets an idea.
Jimmy: I'll find her!
Jimmy's Dad: Fine, you can try!
Jimmy goes out to try and find Dedie Yet.
He figures that if he can rescue him, he might get his experimental freedom back.
Jimmy: I wonder where he'd be?
He goes to Carl, hoping he had seen him.
Jimmy: Carl? Have you seen Dedie Yet?
Carl: Who(hyuck!) are you(hyuck!) calling(hyuck!) an idiot(hyuck!), Jimmy?
Jimmy: Very funny, Carl. Now tell me if you've seen Dedie Yet.
Carl: Unless(hyuck!) you mean(hyuck!) you, I(hyuck!) haven't seen(hyuck!) one.
Jimmy, confused as heck, is pondering something.
Jimmy: I can swear someone's reacted that way to Dedie Yet's name before...
Pauline, who's decided to help him look, goes up to him.
Pauline: Mom and Dad acted like that, silly.
Jimmy: Hang on, it's on the tip of my tongue...
Pauline: You're silly, Jimmy.
They go on to ask Sheen.
Jimmy: Hey, Sheen. Have you seen Dedie Yet?
Sheen: What? You know someone who's an idiot, like you?
Jimmy: I'm not an idiot! I've been looking all over for my dog!
Pauline: Dedie Yet's a cat, silly! Not a dog!
Sheen: A cat? I haven't seen one, but Nick says he's seen a cat.
Pauline: Then let's go to Nick!
They find Nick in a back alley selling jewelry to customers.
Or at least, it looked like jewelry. It was really just beads painted gold.
Stolen beads and stolen gold paint, that is.
Jimmy: Ooh! Pretty beads!
Nick: Dude, if you dude-ishly want some dude-ishly dude-ish jewelry, you dude-ishly can dude-ishly have it, dude!
Jimmy: Yay!
Nick: Dude, that dude-ishly will dude-ishly be 3 dude-ish bucks a dude-ish bead, dude.
Jimmy: Deal!
Jimmy shells out 15 bucks for 5 beads.
Equivalent to his allowance, saved up over 3 weeks.
Pauline: Hey, Nick, have you seen our cat, Dedie Yet?
Nick: Dude, I dude-ishly wanted to dude-ishly sell it, but the dude's so not-so-dude-ishly smelly, that I not-so-dude-ishly couldn't, dude.
Jimmy: Where is he?
Nick: Dude, I dude-ishly put him in the dude-ish dumpster in a dude-ishly dude-ish fashion, dude.
Pauline: Thanks!
They go to the dumpster, and get Dedie Yet. From there, they get him home and wash him.
Jimmy gets his thanks by getting back his experimenting rights.
So long as he keeps them out of Dedie Yet's reach, though.
After all, the house still stunk, 30 hours later.
THE END
Episode 11, Part I:
Jimmy goes to the school, completely ready.
Ready for show-and-tell, that is.
Jimmy: I can't wait to show my latest creation!
All it was was a bunch of random liquids combined into one.
He couldn't't even remember what most of them were.
At show and tell...
Ms. Fowl: Now class(rawrawrawrawraawwk!), who wants(rawrawraawwk!) to go first(rawrawraawwk!) for show(rawrawraawwk!) and tell(rawrawrawrawraawk!)?
Jimmy raises his hand, very excitedly. No one else bothers.
Sad that she has no choice under these conditions (under her teacher contract), she calls on him.
He then goes up to the front of the room, the jar in hand.
Jimmy: I call this one the noise-making jar. I'll need someone to demonstrate.
Cindy: It looks like a jar filled with pee.
Jimmy: Nope, it's only mostly pee. Who wants to volunteer?
When no one raises their hands, Jimmy realizes that he must pick someone himself.
Jimmy: Ms. Fowl!
He pours some on her head. She makes a random noise and falls to the ground.
Jimmy: See? She made a noise!
When the ambulance arrives...
Libby: Not again!
Jimmy: What do you mean again? I think this has happened before, I just can't figure out when...
Cindy: It happened two months ago, you moron!
Jimmy: Hang on, it's on the tip of my tongue...
Sheen: I wonder who our sub will be this time?
Carl: Hopefully(hyuck!) it won't be(hyuck!) some moron(hyuck!) like last(hyuck!) time.
Unfortunately for them, it is.
Yvonne the Yodeler: Hello, kids(Yo-delay-he-hooooo!)! It's time(Yo-delay-he-hooooo!) for yodeling(Yo-delay-he-hooooo!) class to begin(Yo-delay-he-hooooo!)!
Out of nowhere, an avalanche comes in through the window, and hits Carl, and every kid adjacent to him.
Cindy: Since when do we yodel in science class?
Yvonne the Yodeler: Because I'm the substitute!
Jimmy: But I don't know how to yo...yel-yel-like-a-crazy...camera.
Yvonne the Yodeler: Just try.
Jimmy: Poodle-fatty-dorky-fishy-man!
Yvonne the Yodeler: You're such an ANUS!
Jimmy: Why, thank you very much! I try to be the most anus person I can be!
Yvonne the Yodeler: Don't you know an insult when you hear one?
Jimmy: What does 'know' mean?
Yvonne the Yodeler: If no one can yodel by tomorrow, you're all suspended!
Cindy, knowing that Jimmy can't yodel for the prize of 'most anus person of the year'(if that prize even existed), decides to tell him something else.
Cindy: Why don't you bring one of your most anus experiments to school tomorrow, just to show her how anus you really are?
Jimmy: OK! I'll bring my most anus experiment so far!
Wonder what Cindy has in mind. Then again, you can probably figure it out for yourself.
Episode 11, Part II:
Jimmy goes home that night and looks in the kitchen. He sees his mom.
Jimmy's Mom (PWNED!): Hello, Jimmy!
Jimmy: Ah! A stranger!
Runs out of the house and comes back in 2 seconds later.
Jimmy: Mom! There's a stranger in the house!
Jimmy's Mom looks at him.
Jimmy: Ah! A stranger!
And ad infinitum.
Two hours later...
Jimmy: Oh, well. I'll just ignore the stranger.
Goes to his room.
Jimmy: What's my most anus experiment yet?
Suddenly sees it.
Jimmy: That's perfect! I'll show them how anus I really am!
At school the next day...
Cindy: Did you bring your most anus experiment?
Jimmy: Yep. I'm going to show this school just how anus I can be!
The substitute teacher comes in.
Yvonne the Yodeler: Now class(Yo-delay-he-hooooo!) do you all(Yo-delay-he-hooooo!) know how to(Yo-delay-he-hooooo!) yodel(Yo-delay-he-hooooo!)?
Jimmy: Beep-beep-beep-beep-boop-boop-i-am-your-father.
Yvonne the Yodeler: Nice R2D2 impression. Now yodel, already.
In reality, she thought it sucked.
Jimmy doesn't care, though.
Jimmy: It's-me-it's-me-it's-Ernest-T-if-you-ask-me-no-questions-i'll-tell-you-no-lies.
Yvonne the Yodeler: Quit the fictional character impressions and yodel!
Jimmy: Impression? I'm gonna make one right now!
Cindy: Are you going to show us an experiment, your anusness?
Libby goes to ask her if she's insane, but Cindy shushes her.
Jimmy: You betcha I am! Here's my most anus experiment thus far!
He holds it up, and everyone gags and laughs at the same time.
Jimmy: It's a model of Uranus! I made it out of a combination of toilet paper and those little things in my cat's litter box. I took every single grain in my hands to make sure I glue it together perfectly.
Yvonne the Yodeler: What the #ω¢&(Yo-delay-he-hooooo!) is THAT?!
Jimmy: I just said what it was. You should li-lis-eh...pay at-ten-chu...mouse.
Cindy: Aren't you gonna demo what it'll do in contact with a person?
Jimmy: Oh, yeah! Who's my volunteer?
No one raises their hand.
Jimmy: OK, then. I'll test it on the teacher.
Yvonne the Yodeler: There's NO WAY I'm going to touch that thing!
Cindy: You have no choice, it's in your contract.
She tries to run away, when Jimmy trips(on absolutely nothing), thus flinging it into her face.
Next thing you knew, she exploded into thin air.
Jimmy: Did I mention that I took the liberty of using the toilet paper in question?
Everyone laughs at Jimmy, while Carl and the kids around him continue to freeze.
When Ms. Fowl eventually gets back, they're still frozen.
THE END
Episode 12, Part I:
Jimmy was told, for a school assignment, to go through his attic to look for something cool from the past.
Jimmy asked his mom where the entrance to the attic was while she was looking for something.
Jimmy's Mom(PWNED!): Do you not see me? I'm halfway through it!
Jimmy: Really? OK. What are you looking' for, anyway?
Jimmy's Mom(PWNED!): I'm looking for a box that my great-grandmother used to keep her money in. She got it by selling chocolate.
Jimmy: Chocolate? Maybe there's still one in the box!
Rushes into the attic, crushing his mom against the wall on the way in.
Jimmy looks for the box, which is 100 years old.
Thus, if there was chocolate in it, it'd be 100-year-old chocolate.
Jimmy: Here, chocolate, chocolate, chocolate...
He eventually finds a ton of cool stuff.
He picks up one of his dad's fake 'fros'.
Jimmy: Hmmm... wonder what this is? Maybe it's a warming device of some sort. I wonder...
Puts it on his butt.
Jimmy: No. Too fuzzy.
He then finds his sister's old baby clothes.
Jimmy: Hmmm? Wonder what midget wore these?
He then finds his own.
Jimmy: Hmmm? Wonder who kept a pet gorilla up here? Only a gorilla could fit in these clothes.
He looks around a little more, and found his grandfather's will, which will give them a few thousand dollars.
Jimmy: Hmmm...toilet paper. Wonder what the writing on it says. Maybe mom can read it.
Brings it to her.
Jimmy's Mom(PWNED!): Thank you! This'll support us for quite a while!
Jimmy: Really? It's a long-lasting piece of toilet paper?
Jimmy's Mom(PWNED!): Uhhh...here!
Gives him a chocolate bar and runs.
Jimmy: Yay! I got the chocolate!
Suddenly, he notices a weird box on the floor. He notices a safe behind it.
Jimmy: I wonder what the combo is?
Types in 1-2-3.
It opens instantly.
Jimmy: Whoa! That's pretty easy to remember. That's the same as my locker combo.
Looks inside. All that's in there is a megaphone with the following words on the side:
MEGA MEGA MEGAPHONE.
Jimmy: Wonder what it does? I'll bring it to school! That way, it's a surprise for all of us!
He then gets it into his backpack, and gets everything else ready.
While asking his mom where his books go.
Two dozen times.
Jimmy: Now to wait until morning! Then I can show everyone what this does!
The next morning...
Jimmy wakes up and wonders where that strange buzzing noise was coming from.
It was coming from his alarm clock.
He then wonders how to make it stop.
Jimmy: Come to think of it, I've gotta go.
Pees on the alarm clock for no apparent reason.
The alarm clock's circuits melt from the inside.
Jimmy: Ah! Now, to have breakfast.
He has his breakfast, and then steals his cat's.
He then proceeds to clean his teeth.
With a hairbrush.
He then combs his hair with a toothbrush.
Jimmy: This is taking quite a while. Wonder why?
Pauline: You're supposed to use a comb, silly.
Jimmy: Hang on, it's on the tip of my tongue...
He then goes to school, his sister having combed his hair for him.
Episode 12, Part II:
When he gets to school...
He's going through the hallways, looking for his locker.
After 15 minutes, he finds it, even though it was right across the hallway from the bathroom.
It would take anyone else 30 seconds to find it.
Jimmy: Wait, what's the combo, again?
He then spends another 10 minutes finding Ms. Fowl, so she can re-give him the combo.
For the dozenth time this school-year.
Jimmy: 1-2-3, huh?
Ms. Fowl: Why(rawrawrawrawraawwk!) don't you(rawrawraawwk!) just write(rawrawrawrawraawwk!) the combo(rawrawraawwk!) down(rawrawrawrawraawwk!)?
Jimmy: What should I write with?
Ms. Fowl: Why not(rawrawrawrawraawk!) write it with(rawrawraawwk!) a pencil(rawrawrawrawraawwk!)?
Jimmy: Write what with a pencil?
Ms. Fowl decides to give up, just praying that Jimmy will remember the combo at least for the next 5 minutes.
Thankfully (and very unexpectedly), he did.
Jimmy: 1-2-3. That should do the trick.
Sure enough, it unlocked.
He then placed the MEGA MEGA MEGAPHONE inside, having decided to save it for recess.
When the recess bell rings...
Carl: I(hyuck!) wish I had(hyuck!) friends(hyuck!) just like(hyuck!) me...
Sheen: Why, aren't we good enough?
Jimmy: Hey, there! Look at what I brought!
Whips out the MEGA MEGA MEGAPHONE.
Cindy: What's that megaphone for? Announcing your stupidity to the world?
Jimmy: Nope, we're gonna use it together!
Holds up the MEGA MEGA MEGAPHONE to his mouth.
Jimmy: I AM THE MOST ANUS PERSON ALIVE!!!
Almost everyone in the hallway goes temporarily deaf.
Libby takes it.
Libby: WHAT THE #ω¢&-ING #€££ WAS THAT FOR?!
Sheen takes it.
Sheen: ULTRACUTE DOLLS RULE ALL!
Everyone throws up.
Cindy takes it.
Cindy: MOST ANUS PERSON ALIVE? MORE LIKE BIGGEST IDIOT ALIVE!!!
Everyone laughs.
Carl wants some fun, so he takes it next.
He thinks about what he wants to say. He suddenly realizes what it is.
Carl: I(HYUCK!) WANT TO(HYUCK!) FIND FRIENDS(HYUCK!) WHO ARE(HYUCK!) JUST LIKE(HYUCK!) ME!
Everyone runs away.
Carl puts down the MEGA MEGA MEGAPHONE.
Carl: Looks(hyuck!) like I'll(hyuck!) never find(hyuck!) a friend like(hyuck!) me.
They proceed to go inside, everyone else's ears numb for the rest of the day.
Several days later...
Carl is sitting with Sheen and Jimmy.
Carl: I(hyuck!) wonder if(hyuck!) I'll ever find(hyuck!) someone like(hyuck!) me?
Jimmy: Do(hick!) hiccups(hick!) count as(hick!) hyucks?
Suddenly, down from the sky came a ton of saucer-shaped aircraft.
Jimmy: Whoa! I wonder if anyone'll ever be hungry enough to eat a pie that big!
Just then, a few cube-shaped life forms come out of the saucers.
Hubert his Hyuckian Highness: We(hyuck!) heard(hyuck!) someone(hyuck!) speaking(hyuck!) in(hyuck!) a(hyuck!) low(hyuck!) dialect(hyuck!) of(hyuck!) our(hyuck!) native(hyuck!) tongue(hyuck!).
Carl: Yay! I've(hyuck!) finally found(hyuck!) friends like(hyuck!) me!!!
Jimmy: What's 'speaking' mean?
TO BE CONTINUED...
Episode 12, Part III:
We left off with the Hyuckians arriving on Earth.
Their King is currently talking to Carl.
Hubert his Hyuckian Highness: If(hyuck!) you(hyuck!) can(hyuck!) speak(hyuck!) a(hyuck!) dialect(hyuck!) of(hyuck!) our(hyuck!) language(hyuck!), that(hyuck!) probably(hyuck!) means(hyuck!) that(hyuck!) there(hyuck!) are(hyuck!) others(hyuck!) who(hyuck!) can(hyuck!) do(hyuck!) the(hyuck!) same(hyuck!).
Carl: Actually(hyuck!), there are(hyuck!) no more(hyuck!) people in(hyuck!) Randomville(hyuck!) who talk like(hyuck!) us.
Hubert his Hyuckian Highness: What(hyuck!) is(hyuck!) Randomville(hyuck!)?
Jimmy: Yeah, what is it?
Carl: It's(hyuck!) this town(hyuck!), and we've lived(hyuck!) here for(hyuck!) years(hyuck!), Jimmy.
Jimmy: Really?
Hubert his Hyuckian Highness goes over to Carl's ear.
Hubert his Hyuckian Highness: Is(hyuck!) he(hyuck!) always(hyuck!) this(hyuck!) stupid(hyuck!)?
Carl: Yeah. You(hyuck!) get used(hyuck!) to it(hyuck!) after a(hyuck!) while.
Hubert his Hyuckian Highness goes back to normal volume.
Hubert his Hyuckian Highness: You're(hyuck!) the(hyuck!) only(hyuck!) one(hyuck!) in(hyuck!) this(hyuck!) town(hyuck!) who(hyuck!) speaks(hyuck!) like(hyuck!) us(hyuck!)?
Carl: Unfortunately(hyuck!), yes.
Hubert his Hyuckian Highness: It's(hyuck!) possible(hyuck!) that(hyuck!) you're(hyuck!) the(hyuck!) only(hyuck!) one(hyuck!) in(hyuck!) the(hyuck!) whole(hyuck!) world(hyuck!) who(hyuck!) talks(hyuck!) like(hyuck!) this(hyuck!).
Carl: Oh(hyuck!), I highly doubt(hyuck!) that-
However, Hubert his Hyuckian Highness cuts him off.
Hubert his Hyuckian Highness: You(hyuck!) will(hyuck!) not(hyuck!) be(hyuck!) the(hyuck!) only(hyuck!) one(hyuck!) ever(hyuck!) again(hyuck!)...
Carl: You(hyuck!) really mean(hyuck!) it?
Hubert his Hyuckian Highness: ...because(hyuck!) we'll(hyuck!) conquer(hyuck!) this(hyuck!) planet(hyuck!), so(hyuck!) we(hyuck!) can(hyuck!) live(hyuck!) here(hyuck!)!
Carl: Yeah. Wait(hyuck!) what?!
Hubert his Hyuckian Highness: Minions(hyuck!)! Take(hyuck!) people(hyuck!) at(hyuck!) will(hyuck!)!
Suddenly, a ton more saucers came up and started going to random people and abducting them.
Jimmy: Ooh! The spotlight awaits!
He runs into one of the abduction lights, and the spaceship starts trying to abduct him.
However, it isn't having much success...
Hugh the High-flier: I(hyuck!) need(hyuck!) backup(hyuck!)!
Two more saucers come along, and they try abducting him, too.
They manage to lift him a little off the ground, but they still can't get him to them.
Hugh the High-flier: More(hyuck!) backup(hyuck!), stat(hyuck!)!
Three more saucers come there, and they manage to get him into the air.
Unfortunately, the saucers are all trying to abduct him separately.
However, he's so fat, it's almost impossible.
That means there are six saucers trying to do an impossible task.
Hugh the High-flier: Uh(hyuck!)-Oh(hyuck!)...
All six go into system overload from all the confusion. They then explode.
Jimmy crashes on top of another saucer trying to get Cindy.
That saucer smashes to the ground, doing fatal injury to the pilot.
Cindy was saved because Jimmy's fat broke her fall.
Jimmy: It looks like the only way we can win is to get some flying donuts of our own!
Cindy rolls her eyes.
Cindy: Looks like I'll have to do some work with the Hyuckians.
Jimmy: What does 'work' mean?
Cindy slaps her forehead.
Cindy: It looks like we'll need some sort of weapon: my pocket knife isn't powerful enough for their lasers.
Jimmy: What lasers?
Suddenly, a laser goes just over his head.
Jimmy: Seriously, what are lasers?
Cindy rolls her eyes.
Episode 12, Part IV:
We left off with the Hyuckians trying to conquer the planet, just so they can inhabit it, making more creatures on earth that talk like them.
Unfortunately, that means destroying most of humanity...
Cindy is trying to think of a plan, while Jimmy (as usual) is clueless.
Cindy: Wait a minute, aren't there some tanks in town for a fair?
Jimmy: What are tanks?
Cindy: They're huge, armored devices on wheels with a cannon on the top.
Jimmy: Oh! So that's what I used as a toilet...
Cindy: Are there any you didn't use?
Jimmy: I think so, I just don't remember which ones.
Cindy then gets out a one-way X-ray mirror from her Handy-Dandy Pocket Knife.
She looks through the tanks, and finds two clean ones.
Cindy: Come on! Let's get in these two!
Suddenly, Hyuckian Robots grab them, and fling them into the pond in Willoughby Park.
Cindy: Well, looks like those options are gone. Unless...
She gets on top of one of the remaining tanks.
Cindy: Hey, over here, you Hyuckian hooligans!
It goes over to her, and it's about to smash her, but she jumps away at the last second, making it smash the tank, instead.
The Hyuckian Robot's processors proceed to fry in smelly destruction.
Meanwhile...
Jacob the Janitor: What smells like burning $#!†?
Looks across the street to the screaming people at Willoughby Park. They are at the Hyuckians' mercy.
Jacob the Janitor: Looks like I've got a job to do.
Goes over to the phone that was suspiciously placed at the very back of his office.
Jacob the Janitor: Hey, there, Irwin. You got a second? Awesome. See you in a few.
Hangs up.
Back at downtown Randomville...
Cindy: They've got us cornered!
Jimmy: Who does?
In reality, it was a Hyuckian saucer, a robot, and a tank.
They were about to fire, thus ending the lives of our heroes.
Jimmy: Is that a pinata in the air? Gimme the candy!
Suddenly, a shot rang out, and the saucer fell onto the tank, exploding them both.
While Jimmy watched a bunch of flaming pigeons (although they were actually red budgies), Cindy looked at where that bullet had come from.
Irwin Jones: Crikey! A bullet could take down that thing?
Jake the Janinator: What do you expect? NO ONE gets past us unscathed.
Jimmy: That was a donut-shaped piñata! So where's the candy?
Irwin Jones: Crikey! I forgot how stupid he was!
Punches Jimmy in the face for no apparent reason.
Cindy: Why'd he do that?
Jake the Janinator: Beats me.
Cindy: I'll wake him up. You just beat up all these guys.
Jake the Janinator: Gladly.
While Irwin and Jake get to work, Cindy waves a brownie in front of Jimmy's nose.
He wakes up and eats it instantly.
Jimmy: Got any more? I think I had brownies before...
Cindy: You had them 3 weeks ago, you moron!
Jimmy: Hang on, it's on the tip of my tongue...
Jake the Janinator and Irwin Jones are through with the aliens in a couple more minutes.
Hubert his Hyuckian Highness: My(hyuck!) precious(hyuck!) army(hyuck!)!
Jake the Janinator: No one messes with Jake the Janinator...NO ONE!!!
Hubert his Hyuckian Highness: FINE(hyuck!)! Come(hyuck!) on(hyuck!), Carl(hyuck!).
Carl: But(hyuck!), I want(hyuck!) to stay(hyuck!) here!
Hubert just leaves, sad that the Hyuckians' new friend would probably not be seeing them again.
Cindy was glad that everyone was back to normal.
However, of everyone, there are two who are sad.
Carl is sad because he's lost the only people like him.
Jimmy is also sad, but he can't remember why.
THE END
Season 1, Part II Credits:
Ideas: Happy Smiles Inc, Jeffwlknsn, JosephWilkinson
Producer: Happy Smiles Inc
Dedicated To: The late Steve Irwin, for being one half of Irwin Jones, who premiers in this Season.
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