Jimmy Electron Season 1, Part III

Episode #:

13 Part I: Obese Opportunist
13 Part II: Zany Zeroes
14 Part I: Idiotic Illness
14 Part II: Victor the Very Vicious
15 Part I: Frosty's Failure
15 Part II: Xcruciating Xmas
15 Part III: Winter Wierdos
15 Part IV: Day of the Dummies
16 Part I: Absurd Athletics
16 Part II: Hyucking Hero
17 Part I: Blubbery Blast
17 Part II: Kandy Kaos
18 Part I: Neighborly Nuisance
18 Part II: Maniacal Mastermind
18 Part III: Revenge with Robots
18 Part IV: The PROTRON 2000
Episode 13, Part I:

Jimmy is walking home from school one day in early December.
It hasn't snowed yet, but everyone knows that winter's coming.
Except for Jimmy, who's too stupid to remember his sister's name.
Jimmy: Maybe I can ask Patty what all these pretty decorations are for.
Somewhere down the road...
Hey, hey, hey! Get out of that car's way!
Jimmy suddenly notices that a car is headed straight for him, trying to slam on the brakes.
Although it would've probably just bounced over him (off of his fat), Jimmy jumps into the alleyway, instead.
There he meets the dude who gave him that warning. He's pretty tall, with a slightly scratchy voice.
He was almost as fat as Jimmy was.
Obese Osgood: Hey, hey, hey! Wanna give me some pay?
Jimmy: Who're you again?
Obese Osgood: I'm a candidate for Mayor of Randomville!
Jimmy: What's a candidate? Do you have a chocolate bar for a girlfriend, or something?
Obese Osgood: Not a 'candy date'! Candidate! It means I'm running for Mayor!
Jimmy: Well, good luck to ya!
Jimmy runs away, forgetting who the current Mayor of Randomville was.
He didn't even know the elections were this year.
Then again, as a kid, he had no say in the government, so why should he care?
Come to think of it, he probably wouldn't care, even if he could vote.
He is the most stupid person in town, after all.
Jimmy: What's a mayor, again? I guess I'll ask Patty when I get home.
Once again, his sister's name was 'Pauline'.
Several days later...
The Electron Family is watching the news. Well, the family excluding Jimmy, anyway.
He was in the room, but he was actually trying to figure out what those things in the cabinet were.
Jimmy: I think I've seen those round things before...
Pauline: They're plates, silly.
Jimmy: Hang on, it's on the tip of my tongue...
Suddenly, the results of the election come up on the screen.
Nicholas the News anchor: And the winner is...
During the pause for dramatic effect, Jimmy's parents just stared at the screen. They didn't even vote.
Nicholas the News anchor: Osgood Oscar!
Jimmy: Hey! That's the nice man I met in the alleyway after school the other day!
Pauline: And that's the nice man who kidnapped me a while back!
Jimmy's Dad: Hey! Have respect for your mayor! Besides, only Jimmy's allowed to say stupid things like that!
Jimmy: I'm not stupid! I do everything I'm told.
Jimmy's Mom(PWNED!): I've been telling you to flush the toilet for years, and I'm still waiting for the day you do!
Jimmy: The day I do what, again?
At school the next day...
Jimmy: Here's my pretty Easter Egg! I made it out of toilet paper and paper mache mix!
Ms. Fowl: Now, Jimmy(rawrawrawrawraawwk!) you were supposed(rawrawraawwk!) to make(rawrawrawrawraawwk!) a Christmas(rawrawraawwk!) decoration(rawrawrawrawraawwk!)!
Cindy: Besides, do you even know how paper mache mix is used? That looks like a piece of ¢®∂¶!
Jimmy: What's paper mache mix?
Ms. Fowl: Now, Cindy(rawrawrawrawraawwk!) that is horrible(rawrawraawwk!) language(rawrawrawrawraawwk!)! Apologize(rawrawrawrawraawwk!) to Jimmy(rawrawraawwk!) this instant(rawrawrawrawraawwk!)!
But before she can, an announcement rings out.
Principal Fatman: Everyone is subject to all of Osgood Oscar's rules, as opposed to mine or the Royal Anus's, in this school! He has just made lunch outlawed, so he can save it for better uses. This means you won't be eating until dinner. Have a nice day!
Sheen: I'm sure it's for a good cause.
Jimmy: NO! How can I go without my precious lunch?!
Takes out a chocolate bar. He had eaten another just 2 minutes earlier.
It is confiscated by a guard from the Mega-Mean Organization of Randomville Police Guards(or MMORPG for short).
After class...
Jimmy: That does it! I've gotta do something about this!
As usual, Jimmy's got no idea where to start.

Episode 13, Part II:

Jimmy has just gotten word of Mayor 'Obese' Osgood Oscar's plan to erase lunch from the school day.
Carl: Why(hyuck!), again are(hyuck!) you coming(hyuck!) to us(hyuck!) as opposed to(hyuck!) a higher(hyuck!) government(hyuck!) body?
Jimmy: The candy bowls on their desks were empty. Duh.
Sheen:I can't wait to get started! I love cool stuff!
Cindy is walking by. She heard that last sentence. Cindy: Seems to me that you love cute stuff even more!
Sheen: What's it to ya?
Cindy walks away, chuckling.
Jimmy: Anyway, I wonder how we can stop this? We're powerless, now.
Carl: Well(hyuck!), I'm(hyuck!) clueless.
Jimmy looks to Sheen, hoping he'll have an idea. Sheen's eyes are closed.
Suddenly, they open.
Sheen: Well, of course we're powerless now...but what about then?
The others are wondering what the heck Sheen's thinking of.
He takes them to it: The addition to the school that Jimmy had added a month ago.
Sheen: We could use this miniature tower to go back in time and stop him from winning.
Jimmy: How'd you know about this?
Sheen: I'm an expert on time travel. I wasn't too stupid to use it.
Carl: Prove(hyuck!) it.
Sheen: Why else do you think Hitler was peed on after he killed himself?
Carl: Hitler(hyuck!) got peed(hyuck!) on?
Sheen: Oh. Historians must not have discovered that yet.
Jimmy: Who cares about his-his-tor-ee...Ree-suer-chuu...joystick.
Sheen: Let's go, already!
Sheen presses seemingly random buttons, and it works smoothly.
Carl: How(hyuck!) did you(hyuck!) know which(hyuck!) buttons to(hyuck!) press?
Sheen: Hey, you think those little kids' shows are completely fictional?
The next thing you know, they're back the day of the final debate between candidates.
Sheen: I sent us back a week, to the last of the debates. They always save the best stuff for last, as that's when it really counts.
Carl: And(hyuck!) you know this(hyuck!) how?
Sheen: I told you, I'm an expert at time travel.
Carl: So?
Sheen: I've seen every presidential election, and believe me. Every one was influenced most by the final debate.
Jimmy: Well, I don't know what we should do, so how 'bout you lead, Sheen?
Sheen: I had a feeling you wouldn't know what to do...you never do, after all.
Jimmy: What was that?
Sheen: Nothing!
Sheen proceeds to go to Jimmy's house(Jimmy would be too stupid to remember the plan) and get Pauline.
Carl stays behind to signal Sheen when an important personal question was asked.
Jimmy simply was to stand back and scratch his butt at will.
Obese Osgood: Hey, hey, hey! I've never done any crime worthy of community exposure, and I wouldn't if I may...
Carl: Now(hyuck!), now(hyuck!), now!
Sheen: Oh, yeah! What do ya call this?
Pauline: He's the meanie who kidnapped me!
The entire audience stares at him and gasps.
Obese Osgood: Hey, hey, hey! Have a nice day!
Runs away. He accidentally runs into Jimmy, who has his hand halfway up his butt.
Jimmy: Hey! I remember something else about you! You never passed my 'Fat and Proud of It' test. I'll give you a rematch.
Obese Osgood: Hey, hey, hey! I can do that all day!
They proceed to bump each other with their fat, while Carl and Sheen get the time-traveling tower.
By the time they get back, Jimmy had won-again.
Jimmy: No one messes with Jimmy Electron, Master of Fat! You fail the test-again!
They left, and the cops showed up shortly thereafter.
Back in their own time, everything was back to normal, and everyone was happy.
Everyone except Obese Osgood, that is.
THE END

Episode 14, Part I:

Jimmy, Carl, and Sheen were walking to school one day, and when they got there...
Sheen: Whoa! Tomorrow, the cafeteria ladies are hosting a cook-off at a randomly picked time!
Carl: It(hyuck!) was randomly(hyuck!) picked?
Sheen: Well, how many cook-offs do you know of that take place in December?
Carl: Good(hyuck!) point.
Jimmy: Yay! Can I enter something?
Sheen and Carl both say 'no', quite understandably. Jimmy, however, is wondering why.
When Sheen and Carl leave for class, Jimmy is still wondering why. He's also wondering where they're going.
Suddenly, Jimmy thinks he knows why.
'Think' being the operative word.
Jimmy: They must be jealous of my great cooking ability! That's why they don't want me to compete!
Jimmy suddenly gets a very unfortunate idea.
Jimmy: I'll enter anyway, just to show them up!
He then leaves for class, which he's 10 minutes late for, anyway.
That night, Jimmy cooks some of his 'best' recipes.
He then proceeds to put them into a wagon, so that people can try them on the way.
The next day...
Jimmy is hauling his wagon to school, but he's taking it slowly so that he won't spill anything.
It would have been one of the few smart things he's ever done, but he's doing it a little too slowly.
As a result, by the time he gets his entries into the cafeteria, it's almost time for lunch.
Carl:Why(hyuck!) didn't he(hyuck!) get a tardy(hyuck!) slip, much(hyuck!) less a(hyuck!) detention?
Sheen: Beats me.
Jimmy: What does 'beat' mean?
At lunch time...
Luza the Lunch Lady: It's time for the entries to be tried!
Throughout lunch, everyone tries random recipes, all of them good.
Until the end; Jimmy's entries were tried last.
Luza the Lunch Lady: The final person is... well, how about we keep that a surprise? Their first dish is called 'Live Forever Brownies'.
Everyone goes over to the brownies and tries one, just because it had a cool name.
Huge mistake. It tasted good at first, but then, people started curling up on the floor, because of all the ingredients.
Luza the Lunch Lady: What on earth did you make these brownies with?!
Jimmy: Lets see... flour, chocolate, dish-washing liquid, eggshells...
Luza the Lunch Lady: You're INSANE!!!
She then falls unconscious, as does everyone else, one-by-one.
Jimmy just goes over to the lunch line.
Jimmy: Yay! Free food!
He takes a few platefuls and goes to the classroom.
The Janitor comes in to mop the floors, when he sees most of the school on the floor (there were a few still standing).
Jacob the Janitor: All these poor souls... eh, whatever, I might as well call the paramedics.
He does so, and Jimmy is the only other person in the school who's not in the hospital.
Or so he thinks...

Episode 14, Part II:

Jimmy is walking through the hallways, wondering where everyone is.
Suddenly, he goes up to another kid wandering the halls.
Jimmy: Boy, am I glad to see someone else here! Do you know where everyone else is?
The kid stares at him angrily.
Victor the Very Vulnerable: What're you, stupid? How can you not know what you just did?
Jimmy: What did I just do?
Victor the Very Vulnerable: You got every other kid in the school sick with your horrible brownies! Even the teachers are sick!
Jimmy: How come you aren't sick, then?
Victor the Very Vulnerable: I'm allergic to quite a few things, and fortunately, chocolate happens to be one of them!
Jimmy: Chocolate? Can I have some?
Victor the Very Vulnerable: You ∂$$-tard!
Jimmy: I can swear someone called me that before...
Victor the Very Vulnerable: Cindy called you that almost 3 months ago, you moron!
Jimmy: Hang on, it's on the tip of my tongue...
Victor, remembering just how stupid he is, gets an idea.
Victor the Very Vulnerable: How about, when everyone gets back, we have a little fight?
Jimmy: Fight over what?
Victor the Very Vulnerable: If I win, I get to sue you like crazy.
Jimmy: And what if I win?
Victor the Very Vulnerable: I do absolutely nothing.
Jimmy: What do I get if I win?
Victor the Very Vulnerable: Absolutely nothing.
Jimmy: Sounds good to me!
They then shake on it, ready for when they do get back.
Unfortunately, they won't get back until the pain goes away.
And that won't be for another 60 hours.
During those two unfortunate days...
Jimmy: Where is everybody? I wanna play with someone!
He winds up playing with his sister, who wants to play tea party.
Unfortunately, he drinks all the tea before she gets any.
So she kicks him out, leaving him to scratch his butt randomly for the rest of the day.
The day of the fight...
Cindy: I wonder what sorts of stupid stuff Jimmy was doing while we were gone?
Carl: Why(hyuck!) do you(hyuck!) care?
Cindy: Oh, yeah.
Sheen: Look, it's Jimmy. Wonder who he's looking for?
Suddenly, Jimmy finds who he's looking for: Victor the Very Vulnerable.
Jimmy: So, how about that fight?
Victor the Very Vulnerable:(in a whisper) Not yet, moron! Wait until after school, when there are no teachers around!
Jimmy: What are teachers, again?
After school...
Jimmy is going to the playground to fight Victor the Very Vulnerable.
Victor is waiting, very angrily.
Victor the Very Vulnerable: Hurry up, before these flowers start swaying in the wind; I'm allergic to pollen.
Jimmy: I'm here.
The battle starts. Victor is winning, shockingly. Victor may just be the victor(cymbal crash).
Victor is about to win, when...
Jimmy: Uh, oh... I knew I should've gone to the bathroom before leaving the school...
A stream of urine goes into Victor's eyes, thus putting him on the ground.
Being a man of his word, Victor doesn't sue him.
Although, considering what Jimmy just did to him, he got landed in an ambulance.
Looks like he got hospitalized in this episode, after all.
THE END

Episode 15, Part I:

Jimmy is sitting in class, waiting for the bell to ring.
Winter break is almost here, and he's excited to do experiments on yellow snow.
He wants to figure out what made it turn yellow.
Ms. Fowl: Now class(rawrawrawrawraawwk!), have a wonderful(rawrawraawwk!) winter break(rawrawrawrawraawwk!)!
A second later, the bell rings, and everyone rushes outside to play in the snow.
Jimmy, however, is going over to some snow he peed in on the way to school, thinking no one would notice.
He's too stupid to remember that, though...
Jimmy: Ooh! Yellow snow! I'm gonna try to figure out what made it yellow!
A dog that was following him walks into the yellow snow that he didn't take.
The dog in question is now in a veterinarian's office, after undergoing immense suffering.
A while later, Jimmy goes over to Carl and Sheen, who are making something with the snow.
Jimmy: What's that big thing you're making? Is it an ice-cream cone without the cone?
Carl: No(hyuck!), it's a(hyuck!) snowman!
Sheen: We've been working on it for about a half-hour. Wanna help?
Sheen only then realized that he shouldn't have said that.
Jimmy: Yay! I can help! What should I do?
Sheen suddenly gets an idea.
Sheen: You could go inside and lie down on the couch.
Jimmy: OK! I'm on my way!
Carl decides to play along.
Carl: Don't(hyuck!) come out(hyuck!) until we call(hyuck!) you.
Jimmy: Got it!
Sheen and Carl continue to build a snowman, eventually finishing.
They wisely wait until then to call Jimmy outside.
Sheen: Well, Jimmy? What do you think?
Jimmy looks at the quite good-looking snowman.
Jimmy: I think it's missing something...
Cindy: Hey, Estupido! Look at what Libby and I made!
Theirs is just plain amazing.
Libby: The Snowman Creation Association of Randomville (or SCAR, for short) is coming to put our snowman in their hall of fame!
Cindy: Yeah! They should be here any minute! There's no way they're even going to put your snowman in their n00b section!
Libby and Cindy then go inside to wait.
Carl: Aw(hyuck!) don't listen(hyuck!) to them(hyuck!), Sheen. We(hyuck!) are just(hyuck!) doing this(hyuck!) for the(hyuck!) heck of(hyuck!) it.
Sheen: You're right. Let's go inside.
They do. Now Jimmy is the only person left outside.
He thinks he knows what's missing from the snowman.
Jimmy: Some yellow snow should do the trick!
He packs some from his pocket into the snowman's chest. After several seconds, it turns into a monster.
It goes across the street and destroys Cindy and Libby's snowman.
Sheen and Carl come outside at that point.
Carl: Jimmy(hyuck!), what did you(hyuck!) do!?
Jimmy: I added some yellow snow to it.
They realize that it must have been the snow Jimmy got from the school.
They suddenly get a random idea for some random reason.
Sheen: To the kitchen!
They rush in to get some hot chocolate, and hurl it at the snowman-monster hybrid.
Sure enough, it dies in a few moments.
Cindy and Libby then went outside, while Jimmy, Carl, and Sheen rest inside. Suddenly, the SCAR representative shows up.
All they get is a ton of mean looks from the SCAR representative who was supposed to take a picture of their snowman.
However, due to the evidence being destroyed, they never find out who was responsible for destroying their snowman.
For Jimmy, that's very fortunate, considering that he'd probably be dead then.
It is Cindy Tornado, after all.

Episode 15, Part II:

Jimmy is going inside the house with his sister, only a couple of days before Christmas.
Jimmy: I know all of these decorations are for something, I just can't figure out what...
Pauline: They're for Christmas, silly!
Jimmy: Hang on, it's on the tip of my tongue...
Suddenly, he sees his mother putting away the decorations around the table.
Jimmy: What are you doing to the pretty decorations?
Jimmy's Mom(PWNED!): I'm putting these decorations away, since we won't be needing them on Christmas Day.
Pauline: We won't need them? Why not?
Jimmy's Mom(PWNED!): The Tornadoes invited us over for Christmas this year, so we'll be there.
Jimmy: Tornado?! WHERE?
Jimmy runs around the house like the insanely stupid person he is.
Pauline: Who're they?
Jimmy's Mom(PWNED!): Their daughter is a friend of Jimmy's from school.
Jimmy suddenly stops.
Jimmy: Are you talking about Cindy? I can't wait to see her!
Jimmy's Mom(PWNED!) Unfortunately, the party's not until Christmas day, so you'll have to wait until then.
Jimmy: Wait a second, what does 'wait' mean, again?
Pauline: You should know, silly! You just said it!
Jimmy: Really?
Jimmy's Mom(PWNED!), quite intelligently, decides to leave the room, so as not to get involved.
On Christmas Eve...
Pauline: I hope Santa will leave us some really good presents!
Jimmy: A fat man coming down the Chimney? Like that'll ever happen!
Pauline: It can, and it already has! Remember when you hung those lights on the roof?
Jimmy: So?
Pauline: You accidentally came back the wrong way and fell down the Chimney!
Jimmy: Oh, yeah!
Jimmy's parents get them to bed, and then get into bed themselves.
The next morning...
Pauline: Hey, Jimmy! Get off the floor! It's time for presents!
Jimmy: Huh? Did I fall out of bed last night? Wonder why I didn't notice. Can you lift me from the floor?
It takes Pauline and both of Jimmy's parents to lift him.
At the end, Jimmy's Dad has a backache, meaning he can't go to the party.
Speaking of which, they leave for it later, and meet up at the Tornadoes' house.
Cindy is greeting them all, and she gives Pauline a nice introduction.
Then Jimmy comes up.
Cindy: Look, moron, I don't like this any more than you do, so let's just deal with it.
Jimmy: I love it! I finally get to meet your family!
Cindy is suddenly extremely nervous.
Jimmy: Why're you sweating? It's freezing out here.
Sure enough, when they get inside, Jimmy reveals his stupidity to the Tornado Family by telling them a story.
Fortunately for Cindy, they love it. They're laughing like crazy. When they finally stop...
Cindy's Dad: I haven't laughed like that in years!
Cindy: You like him, huh?
Cindy's Grandma: Oh, yeah! He's the funniest person I've ever seen!
Cindy realizes something bad at this point: that includes her.
Jimmy's stupidity is making him funnier than her to her own family!
It stays like this for most of the night.
When they finally leave, Cindy's in her room.
Cindy: Hopefully this Winter Break won't get any worse...
TO BE CONTINUED...

Episode 15, Part III:

Carl and Jimmy are sitting on Carl's front porch, wondering what to do tomorrow.
It's Saturday, after all, and they want to have fun.
Carl: I(hyuck!) can't think(hyuck!) of anything(hyuck!) that we can(hyuck!) do.
Jimmy: I can't think of anything to do, either.
Carl: You're(hyuck!) never able(hyuck!) to.
Jimmy: Never able to what?
Suddenly, Sheen comes in from the house. He has a very big grin on his face.
Sheen: Hey, guys! Guess what I saw on my favorite channel?
Carl: Was(hyuck!) it the Ultracute(hyuck!) Show?
Sheen: No, after that.
Jimmy: Ultracute Doll ads?
Sheen: Nope, I'm talking about between the ads.
This time, they're both clueless.
Ultracute Doll ads are the only ads on that channel.
That's why it's Sheen's favorite channel.
Sheen just decides to tell them.
Sheen: There's a carnival opening in Downtown Randomville!
Carl: What(hyuck!) is it(hyuck!) called?
Sheen: Winter Fun-land! It's only here for a week, so we'd better go, quick!
Carl: This(hyuck!) is the perfect(hyuck!) news! Jimmy(hyuck!) and I were(hyuck!) bored out(hyuck!) of our(hyuck!) minds!
Jimmy: I wasn't bored out of my mind. I was bored out of my head.
Carl: That(hyuck!) is by far(hyuck!) the worst(hyuck!) joke I've(hyuck!) heard.
Sheen: Wanna see the ads before we go?
They agree, and Jimmy finds something advertising that Barney will be there.
Jimmy: Ooh! Barney! We have to go!
Sheen: You still watch Barney? That's like me saying I still watch the Ultracute Show!
Carl: Sheen(hyuck!) you do(hyuck!) watch that(hyuck!) show.
Sheen: Carl, do me a favor and shut up.
Jimmy: It's because he's just like me! He's fat, jolly, and-
Cindy: Stupid?
Cindy had come in, hoping to make fun of Carl and Sheen.
Jimmy invited her to go to Winter Fun-land with them.
Her response?
Cindy: Sure! I'll come!
Leans toward Carl and Sheen.
Cindy:(Whispering) Only so I can stab Barney with my pocket knife.
Jimmy: What was that?
Cindy: Nothing!
They get there, and ride a ton of the rides.
When Jimmy finally spots Barney...
Jimmy: Ooh! Hey, Barney!
Runs straight into him, knocking him over. He then gets on his lap, laughing.
Jimmy: Well, aren't we gonna have fun, Barney?
Barney looks up at him. Through those large eye holes, he could see anger.
Barney: Listen ∂$$#θ£€, I'm not in the #ω¢&-ing mood!
Barney then gets up and starts chasing Jimmy.
Cindy proceeds to use her handy-dandy pocket knife's built-in magnifying glass to catch the sun's rays.
The rays are powerful enough to burn the Barney suit.
Right in front of a ton of little kids.
Cindy is considered 'Very Mean Person of the Day'.
Cindy: Is there any way that this Winter Break can possibly get any worse?!

Episode 15, Part IV:

Jimmy is walking around on December 30th, for absolutely no reason.
Suddenly...
Jimmy spots a poster.
Jimmy: Ooh! A cool sign! Wonder what it says?
Goes to Sheen's house and gets him to read the poster for him.
Sheen: 'Everyone in town is invited to Randomville Town Hall's New Years Party! Please arrive between 8 and 11!'
Jimmy: Arrive where?
Sheen: The name of the celebration implies that it's at Town Hall, Jimmy.
Jimmy: What was the name of the celebration?
Sheen just gives up here.
They get permission to go. Even Jimmy.
The next night...
Jimmy: Well, are we gonna go to the celebration?
Carl: Jimmy,(hyuck!) it's seven(hyuck!) o'clock!
Jimmy: So?
Sheen: They said to arrive no earlier than eight!
Jimmy: Why can't we just show up early?
Sheen: Oh, I'm sure they have their reasons.
Carl: Yeah(hyuck!), right! I(hyuck!) can't think(hyuck!) of any reason(hyuck!) that they(hyuck!) wouldn't let(hyuck!) us in(hyuck!) early.
Jimmy: OK, then let's go. I think I can remember the way...
Sheen: It's just across town, you moron.
Jimmy: Hang on, it's on the tip of my tongue...
Carl: Well(hyuck!), how are(hyuck!) we supposed(hyuck!) to get(hyuck!) there? It'll(hyuck!) take two(hyuck!) hours on(hyuck!) foot!
Sheen: That's a really good question...
Suddenly, Nick comes along on a stolen motorcycle.
They know it's stolen because it says CPR (City Police of Randomville) on the front.
Nick: Dudes, I dude-ishly couldn't dude-ishly help dude-ishly overhearing your dude-ish problem, dudes. I can dude-ishly give you a dude-ish ride, if you dude-ishly want one, dudes.
Carl: But(hyuck!) there are(hyuck!) no more(hyuck!) seats on the(hyuck!) back!
Nick: Dudes, who dude-ishly said I'd dude-ishly be dude-ishly using that, dudes?
Next thing you know, Carl and Sheen are holding onto a rope strapped to the back of the motorcycle.
They're standing on Jimmy, while Jimmy is being scraped against the road.
Jimmy: Yay! This is just like when kids push me across the little walkway next to the school's swimming pool!
Nick: Dude, dudes are dude-ishly able to dude-ishly push you across a dude-ish floor, dude?
They eventually get there, but the cops see Nick a few minutes later.
Since it's a police motorcycle, he's fast enough to get away, and thus doesn't get caught.
Now, back to Jimmy, Carl, and Sheen...
Eventually, the clock reaches 11:30.
At that time, you hear a crash in Town Hall's basement.
While all the guards go there, someone else crashes through the front doors.
That someone else is on a motorcycle going full speed, the rider completely drunk.
Drunk on stolen liquor. He didn't even need to use his fake ID.
Nick: DUDES!
Nick swipes the tablecloth, thus spilling all the food onto the floor, thus leaving the party food-less.
Jimmy: No one takes my food away!
Jumps in front of Nick. Nick, being too drunk to react, hits him dead-on.
Nick flies through the air, while the motorcycle just bounces backward off of Jimmy's fat.
This is the first time that Nick has ever gotten caught.
And Jimmy stopped him. You can imagine the sorts of praise he got.
He was considered 'Randomville's Last Hero of the Year', as he did all this right before midnight.
Too bad the party was totaled, though.
Oh, well, Jimmy's Mom made him come back at 12:30 anyway.
THE END

Episode 16, Part I:

School is back in, everyone readjusting to school mode.
Then again, for Jimmy, school mode and play mode have very few differences.
Also, for some stupid reason, the school's soccer team has their Championship Game that Saturday.
After all, how many soccer seasons do you know of that end in January?
Just like the first game of the year, it's against their rival school, Raiville Junior High.
That time, Jimmy didn't let in a single goal. He didn't let in a single goal in any games since then, either.
It's because he's too fat to score on; his fat blocks the ball with only a few steps.
As a result, everyone's pumped, expecting them to win.
Well, all but one...
If he can stop our shots single-handedly, so be it! I've got a plan to ensure victory!
In school on Friday...
Carl: I(hyuck!) can't wait(hyuck!) for the(hyuck!) game.
Sheen: Yeah! We can score on them, no problem! It's not vice versa, though...
Cindy: Exactly. That's why we're gonna win!
Jimmy: What's why we're gonna win?
They just shake their heads. Jimmy tries to join in.
So he just shakes his butt.
Jimmy: Am I doing it right?
They then silently agree to just leave the table.
On Saturday...
Jimmy gets taken there in Sheen's Dad's car, because Jimmy getting there on time is crucial.
The extra weight cuts their mileage in half.
Sheen: Let's go, Jimmy! We've got a game to win!
Jimmy: What's a win? Is it a small window, or something?
They get onto the field, and start practicing.
Meanwhile, Charles the Cruddy Captain is rallying his team.
Charles the Cruddy Captain: Our secret weapon is in these boxes. I went to a lot of trouble to get these.
He opens a box. The team gathers around.
They proceed to read the label, and are in awe.
It just might work.
Charles the Cruddy Captain: I've got enough for everyone. Just play defensively for the game, and we'll save these for the shoot-out.
Random Opponent #1: What if there is no shoot-out?
Charles the Cruddy Captain: Then we'll use them the second half!
Everyone is glad that they'll be able to use something like this.
Charles the Cruddy Captain: Now you guys just make sure no goals are scored, understand?
Random Opponent #2: Not even by us?
Charles the Cruddy Captain: Fine. Try to score on them, if you feel like it. Just prevent them from scoring. Got it?
Opposing Team: YEAH!!!
The team then does their cheer, and meets their opponents on the field.
The coin toss goes over well; Randomville Junior High gets the ball first.
Even so, it didn't really matter in this game.
After you get past all of the action-based details...
Referee: Half!
The score was still 0-0, just as Charles the Cruddy Captain wanted it.
Charles the Cruddy Captain: How's the Defense doing?
Random Opponent #1: Just fine! Couldn't be doing better!
Charles the Cruddy Captain: Perfect! You just take a drink, and keep that going, then.
Random Opponent #2: Why can't we use our secret weapon yet?
Charles the Cruddy Captain:(Through gritted teeth) That's a good idea. Bring 'em out, boys.
Wonder what their secret weapon is, anyway.
Guess we'll just have to wait until the second half.

Episode 16, Part II:

We have left off with Raiville Junior High deciding to use their secret weapon in the second half.
Apparently, he wants a cool-looking comeback.
However, he's leaving Randomville Junior High in a state of confusion...
Cindy: What're they doing huddled up over there? I smell something fishy.
Jimmy: Really? I don't smell anything that smells like fish.
As always, they roll their eyes.
Sheen: Well, at least Jimmy's been blocking all the shots.
Libby: They've only shot once in the whole game! They're definitely up to something, I can tell.
Carl: Hey(hyuck!), guys!
Carl had shown up at halftime, to watch the game.
Jimmy: Who's this, again? I think I've seen him, before...
Libby: It's Carl, you moron!
Jimmy: Hang on, it's on the tip of my tongue...
Carl decides to continue talking.
Carl: I've(hyuck!) decided to(hyuck!) be a twelfth(hyuck!) man! Just(hyuck!) in case(hyuck!) you need(hyuck!) me, you(hyuck!) know?
Libby: I don't know; you're not exactly good at soccer...
Sheen: Who cares? They're playing hard, so we need all the help we can get!
Carrie, their coach, comes over, having heard what was said.
Carrie the Cool Coach: In this league, that's legal, but only if we're a player short.
Since they aren't a player short, Carl just lowers his head.
Carl: Oh(hyuck!), OK. Don't(hyuck!) worry! I'll(hyuck!) be in the(hyuck!) stands if(hyuck!) you need(hyuck!) me!
He runs toward the stands, and takes a seat.
The game then continues...
They were about to score, when the goalie kicked it all the way to the center line with only one kick.
Yet he didn't kick that hard...
Were it not for Cindy kicking it out, they would've scored on Jimmy.
Cindy noticed that they were a lot harder, now.
She also noticed that all of their cleats were exactly the same.
And they weren't the same as the first half.
Cindy realized why their kicks were going so far.
Right before the Corner Kick...
Cindy: Those shoes must be made of some metallic material!
Sheen: So they're a lot more powerful on shots!
Libby: Jimmy will never suspect a shot from that far!
Cindy: And that's their plan!
The corner kick is made. It goes a lot farther than normal.
As in halfway down the field. Where it's almost empty.
Libby manages to intercept it, and right when she was about to kick it toward the goal, a kid accidentally kicks her.
She falls to the ground, and, after a while, the referee calls an injury.
As a result, they're short a player.
Carrie the Cool Coach: Libby, get to the sidelines! Carl, you're in!
Carl looks down from the stands. He gets up instantly.
Carl gets on the field, and they play on.
It looks grim for Randomville Junior High, as a shoot-out will mean Jimmy doesn't stand a chance.
Right at the end of the game, Cindy gets past one defender, and passes past the second, to Sheen.
Sheen makes a decision, on the fly, to get it past the third defender to Carl.
He has no idea why he's thinking this way, but he's going with it.
Carl just stands there, and it hits him in the back, knocking him over.
His legs then kick it backward in midair.
The goalie never saw it coming: They scored.
So, Randomville Junior High saw their first undefeated season of soccer. They hadn't even let in a single goal.
It was all thanks to Jimmy in the first several games, and Carl for that final shot.
Then again, Jimmy's too stupid to care.
THE END

Episode 17, Part I:

Jimmy was walking home from school one day, when Sheen ran over to him.
Sheen: Wait up, Jimmy!
Jimmy: How can I wait up? I don't even know how to wait down.
By the time he'd said that, though, Sheen had caught up with him.
Sheen: Did you hear about that new Candy and Ice Cream shop?
Jimmy shook his head. Even if he had heard about it, he would never have been able to remember.
Sheen: It's called The Rock Candy. It's on the way home. How about we check it out?
Jimmy: Check what out, again?
Sheen just brings Jimmy there, and they find out where it got its name:
Random rock bands play there daily.
There's a different band every day.
There's even a schedule on the wall.
Sheen is interested in the rock bands for the week, so he looks at it.
Jimmy is interested in a flaming bunny outside, so he looks at it.
In reality, it was an orange cat.
Carl: Hey(hyuck!), guys!
Sheen goes to greet him. Jimmy keeps staring at the 'flaming bunny'.
Sheen: Carl! What do you think about this place? I think it's pretty sweet.
Carl: I(hyuck!) must happily(hyuck!) agree.
The cat walked away, so Jimmy ran out the door after it.
The cat, extremely scared, ran around the block trying to escape him.
It eventually led him back to The Rock Candy.
As it ran in one door and out the back, Jimmy tried to do the same.
Causing major damage to the place in the process.
The cat got away, but Jimmy was now responsible for $300 in damages.
Considering the amount of destruction, that's actually pretty small.
But still, the owner comes out, extremely angry.
Chris the Candy Man: No! My wonderful place!
Looks at Jimmy, who's just lying on the ground in the wake of the damage.
Chris the Candy Man: You! You will work here under my employment for the next week!
Jimmy: Really? I get to work at The Rock Candy?!
Chris the Candy Man: You will be working in the kitchen, with just enough pay to make $300 this week...but no more!
Jimmy, sure enough, couldn't care less about how much he'd be paid.
Sheen then goes up to Chris the Candy Man to try to bail Jimmy out-and with good reason.
Sheen: Listen, man. I know Jimmy. Making him work in a kitchen isn't quite the brightest idea in the w-
Chris the Candy Man: He caused all this damage, so he shall work it off!
Sheen, realizing how angry Chris the Candy Man is, decides to back off.
Chris the Candy Man: Jimmy, is it? Well, then, see you at 5 tomorrow, Jimmy!
Jimmy: OK! See you tomorrow!
Carl: I(hyuck!) seriously think(hyuck!) this is a(hyuck!) bad idea(hyuck!) on Chris's(hyuck!) part...
The next day...
Jimmy comes home from school, and goes immediately to The Rock Candy.
The rock candy in the candy store on the way there, that is.
Probably not the wisest of choices for the first day of work.
He gets there at 5. He would've been there at 3:15, but he went in the opposite direction.
Even with all the neon signs on the street pointing at the place.
Chris the Candy Man: Hey, kid, you're on time! What do you know?
Jimmy: What's my position, coach?
Chris the Candy Man: This isn't a sport, it's a restaurant. Now make some dishes for us. The recipes are on the walls.
Things are looking pretty bad...
Especially considering that Jimmy can't read...

Episode 17, Part II:

We left off with Jimmy's first day on the job.
Literally. He was working at The Rock Candy to pay off a $300 debt.
Ironically enough, that's exactly how much he was allowing people to get.
In the form of refunds, due mainly to his lousy cooking.
The rest was from when he was the waiter.
Jimmy: Did you like your meal?
Random Customer #1: Not really. I found the meat pretty good.
Jimmy: So, what's the problem?
Random Customer #2: The sauce was a little off.
Jimmy: Really? Where'd you get the sauce?
Random Customer #1: Over in that sauce dispenser.
Jimmy looks at the thing he thought was a garbage can.
He had placed a banana peel in there earlier.
Fortunately, that was all he put in there.
Jimmy: It may have a banana in it.
Random Customer #2: Sauce with a banana hint...
Random Customer #1: Now that I know what it is, it tastes pretty good!
Whoa. That was a close shave.
Not many others are as lucky, though.
One man needed to go to the hospital as soon as he got home.
Apparently, Jimmy had accidentally spiked his lemonade.
With his urine.
Fortunately, that was the most severe one.
After two days...
Jimmy had paid off $120 of his $300 debt.
Chris the Candy Man: You! Electron! Go into the kitchen to stir some ice cream!
Jimmy: Why stir it? I prefer mine shaken, not stirred.
Chris the Candy Man: Very funny. Now do it.
Jimmy: OK!
What could go wrong? Considering it's Jimmy, quite a bit.
He went back into the room, and saw that it was a little discolored.
That bit had gone bad, but, of course, he was too stupid to realize that.
Jimmy: Hey! Maybe I could add some color back!
Jimmy proceeds to pee into the discolored ice cream.
When he's done, it sticks together, and slowly rises.
It had become a monster.
Jimmy: Yay! A giant snowman!
It ran around trying to destroy things.
Suddenly, Sheen and Carl ran in back, hoping to see Jimmy.
Sheen: Whoa! What is that thing?
Jimmy: I know I've seen a killer snowman before...
Carl: You(hyuck!) made one(hyuck!) 3 weeks(hyuck!) ago, you(hyuck!) moron!
Jimmy: Hang on, it's on the tip of my tongue...
Carl and Sheen ignore Jimmy, trying to remember how they defeated the last killer snowman.
Suddenly, Carl remembers.
Carl: To(hyuck!) the hot(hyuck!) cocoa!
Carl and Sheen get some and steam the snowman to death.
Jimmy gets the rest and tries to turn it into cold cocoa.
Jimmy also gets half a day's pay, putting him halfway to his goal.
Now that the killer snowman caused another $300 in damages, Jimmy's goal is now $450.
However, Chris the Candy Man decides to let Jimmy go anyway. Why?
Chris the Candy Man: Might as well keep the damage at 3 digits before it becomes 4 or 5.
THE END

Episode 18, Part I:

Jimmy is home on a Saturday, trying to teach his cat to say hello.
Jimmy: Come on, Dedie Yott, talk, already!
Unfortunately, Dedie Yott is a little annoyed with what Jimmy's trying to make him do.
Even more unfortunately, so is someone else.
Natalie the Nerdy Neighbor: Hey! Will you keep it down? I'm trying to figure out how cold fusion may be possible!
Jimmy: What does 'cold' mean?
Natalie only then remembers how stupid he is.
Too bad it took her so long to forget.
Natalie the Nerdy Neighbor: Cold fusion is when nuclear fusion occurs under low temperatures.
Jimmy: Are you speaking shoe?
Natalie decides to put it in a way he'll (hopefully) understand.
Natalie the Nerdy Neighbor: If I succeed with this, it will greatly benefit mankind!
Jimmy: Oh, OK. I'll leave you to your business, then.
Jimmy goes back to the cat, and Dedie Yott just meows quietly.
Jimmy: Yay! He said hi! I must show Natalie!
He goes next door with his really ticked-off cat, and interrupts Natalie in her work.
Jimmy: Hey, Natalie! Check out my talking cat!
Natalie the Nerdy Neighbor: Very funny. Now leave me to my work.
Jimmy: Ooh! I know something I can show you!
Natalie the Nerdy Neighbor: Seriously, leave me alone.
Jimmy: Look at this! Hey, Dedie Yott...dog.
Dedie Yott goes crazy, thinking there's a dog in the vicinity.
He screeches and runs around, his claws bared.
Unfortunately, he destroys most of Natalie's work.
It looks like the energy crisis won't be solved anytime soon...
Natalie the Nerdy Neighbor: GET OUT! GET OUT OF MY LABORATORY!
Jimmy runs out, but not because of her screams.
It was actually to chase a flaming tube.
In reality, all he was seeing was a fire hydrant.
Natalie then walks back into her lab, very angry.
Far more angry than Jimmy's cat.
Natalie the Nerdy Neighbor: I can't believe that moron's cat did this to my lab!
She looks down in anger.
Natalie the Nerdy Neighbor: If only I could get revenge on him...
Suddenly, her computer came on.
Her computer was practically the only thing in her lab that was unscathed.
It showed that she had an e-mail. She read it.
This is an e-mail regarding your emotions.
Natalie the Nerdy Neighbor: Wonder how whoever sent this knows what I feel like?
If you wish to take care of that moron, please meet me in the park after it closes.
Natalie thinks this is a strange request, but, considering how much she now hated Jimmy, she types back:
Natalie the Nerdy Neighbor: 8:00 it is.
She goes out at 8, despite her parents' confused looks.
She gets into the park by using a random gadget she made to unlock the gate.
So, you are enthralled with making useful gadgets, too, huh?
Natalie the Nerdy Neighbor: Yes. Science and technology are pretty much the major aspects of my life.
You hate that moron they call Jimmy Electron, yes?
Natalie the Nerdy Neighbor: How do you know him by name?
Let's just say I have my own experience as my source.
Natalie the Nerdy Neighbor: Who are you, anyway?
The name's Proton...Jimmy Proton.

Episode 18, Part II:

Natalie has just met the skinny nerd not seen by anyone in town for almost 3 months.
Due to very obvious reasons, though, she thinks he's joking about his name...
Natalie the Nerdy Neighbor: Your name is really Jimmy Proton?!
Jimmy Proton: Yes. It always has been, and it always will be.
Natalie the Nerdy Neighbor: So, how did you know that I hated Jimmy Electron?
Jimmy Proton: I have my ways.
Natalie the Nerdy Neighbor: What kind of ways?
Jimmy Proton: I may tell you something useful, if you decide to make an agreement with me.
Natalie the Nerdy Neighbor: What do you have in mind?
Jimmy Proton: I team up with you for revenge, you get trade secrets for revenge. That way, we both win. How's that sound?
Natalie wonders if there's a catch, but it does seem like a good deal all the way around.
Natalie the Nerdy Neighbor: Why not?
Jimmy Proton: Perfect. Now, let's see your laboratory.
Natalie the Nerdy Neighbor: It's not in the best of shape, as Jimmy Electron managed to destroy it with only a cat.
Jimmy Proton: I take it that's why you hate him?
Natalie the Nerdy Neighbor: As a matter of fact, it is.
They go to Natalie's laboratory, and Jimmy Proton looks around.
He manages to decipher some notes of hers that Jimmy's cat only partially destroyed.
Jimmy Proton: You're interested in cold fusion, huh?
Natalie the Nerdy Neighbor: Yeah, I'd still be working on it, were it not for that idiot.
Jimmy Proton: Tell me...have you ever built a robot before?
Natalie wondered why he would ask such a question, but she answered anyway.
Natalie the Nerdy Neighbor: Well, yeah, but they were only for odd jobs around the house. Why do you ask?
Jimmy Proton: Because I've got a plan to use fighting robots for our mode of revenge.
Natalie is a little shocked that she never thought of that.
Natalie the Nerdy Neighbor: That's great! But I've never built a fighting robot before.
Jimmy Proton: Don't worry. Someone like you can do it in no time. However...
Natalie the Nerdy Neighbor: However...?
Jimmy Proton: However... I recommend you take advantage of my side of the deal.
Natalie the Nerdy Neighbor: Which was?
Jimmy Proton: I'll show you some tricks of the trade. I use them in all of my most powerful robots.
True to his word, he does.
Next thing you know, Natalie had the best fighting robot anyone from Randomville had ever made.
Natalie the Nerdy Neighbor: Wow. What a creation. I wonder what to call it?
Jimmy Proton: Why not...The Nuisance Crusher?
Natalie the Nerdy Neighbor: That's a pretty good name. But it doesn't sound catchy enough.
Jimmy Proton: Who cares about catchy? As long as it works, we're fine.
Natalie the Nerdy Neighbor: Well, what do you want to call your robot?
Jimmy Proton looks at his own robot, the only one in town that could possibly match The Nuisance Crusher.
It would be a true match, especially considering that Jimmy Proton gave Natalie quite a few tips.
This means she made one with mostly the same levels of technology.
Jimmy Proton: I think I'll name it after the original: The PROTRON 2000!
Natalie the Nerdy Neighbor: Well, what happened to The PROTRON 1000?
Jimmy Proton: What do you think? Jimmy Electron defeated it by urinating into the cockpit.
Natalie the Nerdy Neighbor: Why couldn't he just do that again?
Jimmy Proton: How right you are. Which is why I added a urine shield, to prevent such a thing from happening.
Natalie the Nerdy Neighbor: Perfect. Now all we need is a way to isolate Jimmy Electron for the revenge to begin.
Jimmy Proton: And I know just such a way.
The next morning...
Jimmy Electron has found a note, and is now reading it.
Jimmy Electron: Go to the virtual reality machine and get into cyberspace. Make sure you aren't followed. Follow these instructions exactly, and you will get a free piece of pie.
Sure enough, that was the right thing to say.
Jimmy Electron: Pie? Sounds good to me! I think I remember where the virtual reality machine is...
Pauline: It's at the school, silly.
Jimmy Electron: Hang on, it's on the tip of my tongue...
Looks like Jimmy's gonna get quite a surprise...
TO BE CONTINUED...

Episode 18, Part III:

Last time, Jimmy got a message, and tried heeding its instructions.
He was hoping to get the piece of pie it said he would get.
Wait a minute...how did Jimmy know what the message said? He can't read.
Oh, well. We have no time to debate the illogical points of this episode.
Anyway, when he found the virtual reality machines in the school...
Jimmy Electron: It was quite nice of the door to open for me when I pushed that button.
Even though he could easily have opened the door himself.
Wait a minute...why was the school open on a Sunday?
Oh, come on! How illogical is this episode gonna get?
Jimmy puts on the virtual reality helmet.
He then proceeds to wonder which button to press.
However, someone pointed it out for him.
Jimmy Electron: Pie! Just like they promised! Maybe there's more! Ooh, what's this button do?
He presses the button that the piece of pie had been sitting on.
He was instantly teleported into cyberspace.
Jimmy Electron: Yay! I did it! I knew pie would never fail me!
His icon (a bucket of lard, just like last time) soon appeared in one corner.
This was obviously his status bar.
Expectedly, though, he didn't know that.
Jimmy Electron: Ooh! A cool green bar filling up! Is it a Popsicle? It sorta looks like one...
Just then, he noticed two more bars filling in the opposite corner.
One icon was an ice-covered atom. The other was a dark atom.
Jimmy Electron: Hey! I've seen that before!
Suddenly, two large robots appear.
The cooler-looking one is similar to something Jimmy's seen before.
Jimmy Proton: So...we meet again, Electron.
Jimmy Electron: Hey! You're that nerd I met 3 months ago!
Natalie:(angrily) Hello? Can you see me?
Jimmy Electron: Oh, hello to you, too, Natalie! What's that frozen ball thing near that bar?
Natalie: It's a cold atom, to represent cold fusion.
Jimmy Electron: Can you stop talking shoe, please? I can't understand you when you're talking shoe.
Jimmy Proton:(darkly) Shut up, moron. We're here for the revenge we deserve.
Natalie: Enough! Let's just get him already!
Jimmy Electron: Get who?
But before he can get an answer, The Nuisance Crusher grabs him by the ankles and swings him around.
It eventually lets go, and he's sent flying onto The PROTRON 2000.
The PROTRON 2000 then blasts him into the ground with a cannon blast.
Jimmy Electron: Why are you trying to hurt me? That's not nice!
Jimmy Proton: I couldn't care less about nice!
Natalie, upon hearing this, felt her conscience trying to gain control.
Unfortunately for Jimmy, her conscience lost.
While Jimmy Electron was just lying there, helpless, The PROTRON 2000 was torturing him.
This was the kind of revenge Natalie had in mind, so she decides to join in.
It looks like Jimmy Electron is fighting a losing battle, and a very bad one, at that.
Jimmy Electron: Why are you doing this?!
Natalie: Because you've made our lives miserable!
Jimmy Electron: Really? I'm sorry.
Jimmy Proton: Yeah, right! Apology not accepted!
Natalie, however, saw he actually was quite a bit sorry.
However, Jimmy Proton was still being quite merciless.
It doesn't look like Jimmy has much hope...

Episode 18, Part IV:

We left off with Jimmy Electron being practically destroyed by the PROTRON 2000.
Jimmy Proton and Natalie the Nerdy Neighbor had teamed up against him.
However, Natalie is starting to reconsider.
Natalie:(to herself) I see his apology, but Jimmy Proton doesn't. We had a deal, but I want Jimmy to live...
While Natalie is contemplating this, The PROTRON 2000 whips out a laser.
It's pretty big, and unbelievably powerful.
Then again, Jimmy is too beat-up to notice.
Jimmy Electron: Why are you still beating me up? I don't like all this pain!
Jimmy Proton: Oh, don't worry. You won't have to suffer any longer...
Suddenly, The PROTRON 2000 aims the laser straight at him.
Natalie then realizes which laser it was.
Natalie: The KO Laser! It causes instant death! How can you use such a thing on him?!
Jimmy Proton: Quiet, minion! It's my robot that's doing all the work, and I can do whatever I want with it!
Suddenly, Natalie snaps.
The PROTRON 2000 fires an energy ball from the KO Laser, and Jimmy shields his eyes.
There was a blinding flash, and then-
Jimmy Electron opened his eyes.
He had been saved by another energy ball, which had hit the first.
Since they cause instant death on contact, they destroyed each other, not harming Jimmy at all.
Both Jimmies, Proton and Electron, looked to the side.
Natalie's KO Laser had a little smoke spouting from it.
Natalie: WHAT DID YOU JUST CALL ME?!
Jimmy Proton: Look, you gotta admit, I was doing most of the work!
Natalie: I'm not a minion! By our deal, we're equals!
Jimmy Proton: I don't see our deal in writing, do you?
Natalie: I wanted you to torture him, beat him, etcetera.
Jimmy Proton: That's exactly what I was doing!
Natalie: No, it wasn't! If there was one thing I didn't want you to do, it was kill him!
Jimmy Proton: This is getting to be quite the long quarrel...
Natalie: OK, then, would you rather settle it by force?
Jimmy Proton: FINE BY ME!
The Nuisance Crusher then stood across the stadium from The PROTRON 2000.
The two robots then blasted weapon after weapon at each other.
Jimmy was recovering a little as random robot parts flew past him.
When it came to battles, this one was pretty much an all-out-war.
A two-participant war between The Nuisance Crusher and The PROTRON 2000.
Jimmy Electron: Hey! I feel all better!
Jimmy had completely recovered, but they were still fighting.
Even though all of their best weapons were gone, blasted off one-by-one.
Eventually, The Nuisance Crusher managed to lose the fight.
But not before it had done very extensive damage to The PROTRON 2000.
Jimmy Electron walked up to it, looking Jimmy Proton straight in the eye.
Jimmy Electron: Hey, another person I can give my 'Fat and Proud of It' test to!
Jimmy Electron then starts bumping The PROTRON 2000 with his fat.
Eventually, it falls, because it was weak before Jimmy Electron had even started.
Jimmy Electron: Jeez! When's someone gonna pass my test?!
Jimmy Proton then flies out of the cockpit, landing with his face to the ground.
Jimmy Electron: Wait a second, I can swear this has happened before...
Jimmy Proton: It happened 3 months ago, you moron!
Jimmy Electron: Hang on, it's on the tip of my tongue...
Natalie leaves with Jimmy, and forgives him for the damage to her lab.
Jimmy Proton: So long, moron, for now. You haven't seen the last of me...
That probably won't be for quite a while, though.
Or maybe it will be soon. Who knows?
In any case...
THE END

Season 1, Part III Credits:
Ideas: Happy Smiles Inc, Jeffwlknsn
Producer: Happy Smiles Inc
Dedicated To: Jeffwlknsn, for helping me out of the holes dug by a state of unimaginativity.

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