Intermission 2: Lunch Break

Hercule Satan: "Welcome back! Before we show you the next match, we will once again attempt to show you, the audience, an exclusive interview with the winners of the second round. Our top reporter, Yajirobi, is looking for The Villain Team right now as we speak. We once again turn it over to him for the latest updates. Yajirobi?"

Yajirobi: "Right. After that pretty embarrassing encounter with the Z-Team, I'm hoping the interview with The Villains will be worth my time! I gotta make a living by taping quality interviews you know."

King Kai: "Um, Yajirobi, you're doing this for free, remember?"

Yajirobi stares at the sponsors with disbelief, mouth hanging open in disbelief.

In The Snack Bar…

Frieza, Cell, Majin Buu, Dabura, and Omega Shenron were all sitting around the counter ready to order something to eat. Behind the counter, the Androids were preparing the food.

"This is pointless. Why are we cooking food for all these humans? We should be out there causing an uproar," Android 17 says smugly, unenthusiastically flipping pancakes on the griddle.

"Dr. Gero says that cooking is a good way to understand humans. I find it quite interesting," Android 16 responds, cracking an egg into a bowl.

"I highly doubt that Dr. Gero would ever say something like that. Besides, 17 does have a point. With all of our enemies out there in one place, this could be our big chance to dominate those losers and take over the world," Android 18 comments with a grin.

"Hey! We want some service!" Omega Shenron demands, pounding his fists into the counter. "We're the winners from the last round!"

"Yeah! Buu want food!" Majin Buu says is his usual happy-go-lucky nature.

"Oh put a sock in it. What do you guys want?" 17 says to the group, before looking at Cell. "Don't know about serving you, jerk."

"Hey! Just because I'm the perfect Android doesn't mean you should feel intimidated by my greatness," Cell shoots back.

"Whatever. Who got trashed by a 12 year old again?" 17 counters. "Now, what do you guys want?"

As the villains were ordering, Yajirobi was once again wandering the bowling complex looking for the snack bar.

Yajirobi: "Damn, this is ridiculous. I was just there earlier when I got my sandwich, now I can't remember how to get back to that stupid place," he grumbles, wandering aimlessly through hallway after hallway, before tripping and falling over something small. He got up and sees that he had fallen over Chiaotzu. "Hey, what's the big idea?"

The little guy gets up and hands Yajirobi some photos. "I got some inside dirt for your interview!"

Yajirobi: "You don't say? Let's see here…"

Back At The Snack Bar

The villains were at the counter eating their food, when Yajirobi, his cameraman and Chiaotzu walk in and began to broadcast the live interview.

Yajirobi: "Hello everyone, Yajirobi here. I have breaking news regarding The Villains team. According to my sources, the team has been photographed cheating during the last match."

Everyone at the counter spat out their food when they heard this. The Androids, who were now covered with food, roll their eyes and went back into the kitchen.

"What?! Lemme see those!" Omega Shenron yells, stomping toward Yajirobi and snatching the photos out of his hand. "What the?! These photos are leading and slanderous! I bet they were made on Photoshop!"

The camera zooms in to show the villains doing various things during the last match, like gluing the other team's bowling balls to the rack, filling them with lead, and other things that they didn't actually do.

"We didn't do such thing!" Dabura adds angrily.

Suddenly, the three sponsors walk into the Snack Bar.

King Kai: "How disgraceful! You should be disqualified for these childish antics!"

Tournament Announcer: "I agree. Misconduct on the lanes is not permitted whatsoever."

Hercule Satan: "Then it's settled. The Villains Team will be disqualified!"

"Oh no you don't!" Frieza yells, jumping out of his seat and going after the sponsors, knocking over the camera as he did.

The camera hits the ground and loses transmission, but the sound was still intact. You could hear the villains shouting and fighting with the sponsors, with the Androids soon taking part in the melee. Chiaotzu's voice could be heard screaming, probably running away with Yajirobi.

We're sorry for the broadcast's inconvenience. The next match will begin soon.

Continue on to the next chapter!