The Finals: Team Ginyu vs. The Z-Team

Tournament Announcer: "Ladies and gentlemen! This is the moment you all have been waiting for! It is now time for the final around of tonight's tournament!"

King Kai: "Prepare to witness an epic match between Team Ginyu, and the challengers of this years tournament The Z-Team!"

The audience was wildly cheering as both teams each made their way to their stations.

Team Ginyu

"Heheheh, those Z-Team losers don't stand a chance against our perfect bowling skills," Captain Ginyu states, placing his famous purple bowling ball into the holder.

"Not only that, our genius cheating techniques are far better and more calculated then tat bumbling Villain Team," Burter states, sitting down on one of the chairs.

"That wanker Goku and those other dweebs are going to be put to shame, right Guldo?" Jeice says as he shines his red ball.

"Oh yes, I can't to see Vegeta and the other losers explode with anger when they can't get a single point!" Guldo says with a laugh.

"Uhuhuh…let's crush em' good and celebrate afterwards, guys," Recoome says with his usual goofy self.

The Z-Team

"This is it, guys! Let's take home the cup!" Goku says as he began stretching once more.

"Hmph, the sooner this is over the better!" Vegeta grumbles, arms crossed as he impatiently waited for the game to start.

"Do you think we could really win this?" Trunks says in an unsure tone.

"Hey, that's my line!" Krillan says to Trunks. "You're nervous too? I don't blame ya…"

"Relax guys, we'll win, so there's nothing to worry about," Piccolo comments while he meditated as usual.

Hercule Satan: "May I have your attention please? Bowlers, the final match will begin in one minute. Please shake hands with the opposite team before you begin!"

Both teams walked up toward reach other and shook hands.

"Best of luck to you!" Goku says as he shakes Captain Ginyu's hand.

"Heh, we don't need luck, but you will," Captain Ginyu responds with an evil grin.

King Kai: "It's now time to start the last game! Captains as usual are up first! Show us what you can do!"

Captain Ginyu grabs his ball and approaches the lane. With a mighty heave he tosses the ball, hitting the pins for a strike.

"Heh…too easy," Captain Ginyu says as he returns to his seat.

Goku approaches the lane with his ball next. He runs up and throws the ball down the lane.

Meanwhile, Burter was ready to screw up Goku's throw. Using his super speed, Burter zips down the lane faster than the eye could see as he grabs the ball and chucks it into the next lane.

Goku was dumbfounded that his ball suddenly jump lanes for no reason.

"What?! How can that be?" Goku says as he prepares to throw it again.

Goku throws the ball, and again, Burter zips by and alters the course of the ball, ruining Goku's second throw.

Goku walks back to his seat, with his team looking at him with a 'WTF' expression.

Next from Team Ginyu was Guldo. The little green guy walks up to the lane and kicks the ball toward the pins, hitting them for a strike.

Vegeta gave Guldo a growl as Guldo did a taunting victory dance all the way back to his seat.

Before Vegeta's turn, Recoome stealthily walks past the ball holder and alters Vegeta's ball with a solid, colored glass replica.

Now it was Vegeta's turn. He grabs his ball and tosses it down the lane…

CRASH!

…where it breaks into a million pieces upon hitting the lane.

Vegeta yells out a loud swear word as he returns to his seat, unable to try a second throw.

"What happened to Vegeta's ball?" Krillan wonders.

Next up was Jeice. The red-skinned, white haired member grabs his ball and gracefully roll it down the lane for another perfect strike for the team.

"Oh man…we haven't scored a single point yet!" Trunks says, with a hint of discontent in his voice.

Krillan's was up next. He grabs his ball and approaches the lane quickly and throws the ball. It end up rolling to the side, and into the gutter…again.

"That's it you worthless little runt! I'm kicking your ass for not contributing crap to this team!" Vegeta yells to Krillan.

"Hey! It's not like you aren't doing any better!" Krillan shoots back.

"Hey, hey! Break it up you two! It's not over till the fat lady sings," Goku says to the two.

"Well you better put on a dress and start singing, Goku," Recoome yells over to the team.

Tournament Announcer: "Keep the trash-talk to a minimal, you guys."

Krillan gulped as he attempted to get a spare. As he stepped up toward the lane, Guldo uses his Time Freeze technique to stop time, using the opportunity to nonchalantly walk up to Krillan and pour some clear oil in his path. Re returns to his seat and deactivates his technique.

"Whoa whoa WHOA!" Krillan yells as he slips on the clear oil and tosses his ball backwards, almost hitting Vegeta as hit lands just inches from his crotch.

Guldo snickered after seeing this.

"Are you trying to piss me off?!" Vegeta says to him angrily, shaking his fists.

Next from Team Ginyu was Burter.

Burter grabs his ball and tosses it down the lane at 1000 MPH, complexly destroying the pins upon impact.

Hercule Satan: "Holy crap…did you guys see that!"

Piccolo was next, as he is consider the teams only saving grace at this point. Approaching the lane with his ball, he concentrates as he throws the ball down the lane, hitting only one pin this time.

"What…what happened Piccolo?" Trunks says to the Namek.

"I…don't know…" Piccolo says, shocked that he messed up.

Throwing the ball again for the spare, Piccolo unfortunately only knocks over two pins this time around. He returns to his seat at a complete loss on his horrible throwing.

"Heh, using my body switching technique to mess him up was genius," Captain Ginyu whispers to his teammates.

Last on the Ginyu team was Recoome. The giant oaf tiptoed Fred Flintstone style toward the lane and roll it clumsily, miraculously hitting the pins for a strike.

"Goddamn this is embarrassing…" Vegeta says, as he still couldn't believe how good the other team was.

Last on Goku's team again was Trunks. He went up to the lane and roll the ball. It was starting to look promising, but all of a sudden, it melts into a pile of rubber glue.

"Oh man…we're toast…" Trunks says as he shamefully went back to his seat.

"I hope that wanker loved the new ultra-strength ball cleaner I applied to his ball when he was unaware," Jeice says to his teammates.

Later Toward The End of the Final Match…

Tournament Announcer: "Ladies and Gentlemen, it's now the final round of tonight's championship game!

While the Tournament Announcer was talking, Nappa, Vegeta's buddy, walks toward the group to visit.

"Hey Vegeta, I just made it in time to see the last half of the game. What's the scoreboard say about the opponent's points?" Nappa asks.

"IT'S OVER 9000!" Vegeta yells angrily.

"WHAT, 9000?!" Nappa responds in disbelief.

Tournament Announcer: "The current scores are:"

Team Ginyu: An astonishing 9456 points!
Z-Team: An embarrassing 16 points

Hercule Satan: "The Z-Team might as well throw in the towel, cuz they are all washed up!"

"Oh man…there's no way we'll win now!" Goku says, looking a bit down.

"Well guys, looks like we'll be needing more space to store our trophies at," Captain Ginyu says to his team.

King Kai: "Well folks I really don't see the point in continuing any further, so without further ado, I will proclaim Team Ginyu as tonight's w-"

Yajirobi: "WAAAIT!"

Everyone in the bowling complex spun around to see Yajirobi crawl toward the judges, looking really beat up and disheveled, holding a tape recorder in his hands.

Hercule Satan: "Yajirobi? What happened to you?"

Yajirobi: "Overheard…Team Ginyu…going to cheat…in finals…tried to tell you…but got beat up…"

Tournament Announcer: "What?! So that's what happened to you! Let's play that tape."

The Tournament Announcer turns on the tape recorder, and holds it toward the microphone.

"Capain Ginyu: Heheheh…we'll cheat in the final round like we did the past several years! This will be another…hey…you, the pudgy fellow…are you taping this? Get back here you little…"

A bunch of punching noises are heard afterwards before cutting off.

The audience gasp as they heard the confession from the Ginyu on the tape.

"I...uh…I can explain…!" Captain Ginyu tries to plea with the judges.

Tournament Announcer: "No excuses! You are disqualified, and your previous trophies will be revoked as of now!

Hercule Satan: "The real winner tonight by default is The Z-Team!"

The audience cheers widely for their heroes as the judges present them with the Championship Cup.

King Kai: "That concludes this years tournament! Thank you all for watching. Tune in tomorrow night on your local news station as we administer a humiliating punishment to Team Ginyu on nationwide television! Good night!"

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