Alright lately at school i have this drama class and we had to read parts from different Shakespeare plays and when i researched what the play was about it i though of the Naruto characters and how perfect they'd be in this play so i decided to try Shakespeare plays Naruto starting with this. I hope you enjoy.

Disclamer: I do not own Naruto if I did Itachi would say sorry to Sasuke and be allowed back in Konoha. And i do not own anything from Shakespeare.

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As You Like It Naruto Style

Act One Scene One

Sasuke and Kakashi enter the orchid of Sasuke's older brother Itachi.

"As I remember Kakashi, when my father died I was given nothing more but a thousand dollars and for my oldest brother to give me the proper care I needed. My other brother Sai, he goes to school and is acing everything, but me, I'm kept locked up in my room all day, he takes better care of his horses then me. I can't take it Kakashi this is torture. As soon as I find a way out I'm leaving."

"Well don't look now but here comes your brother."

"Hide over there and you'll see yourself what I go through."

Kakashi hides behind a statue of a woman and Itachi enters the orchid

"Well foolish little brother what brings you here?"

"Nothing, I can go where I please"

"How are you then."

"Oh fine fine, unless you count the destruction of who I am thanks to you."

"You should be getting a job soon and not blaming me for everything that has happened."

"Oh, should I clean your hogs. What kind of poor state have I wound up in?"

"Little brother, where are you?"

"In an orchid your blindness"

"And who am I?"

"You're my older brother by blood of coarse, but you should know I'm your brother. This damn country allows you to have all of father's estate just because you were born first. I have just as much blood as my late father and I didn't get anything. But I must confess, you coming to me is nearer to his reverence."

"What did you say!?"

Itachi lunges at Sasuke.

"Come on brother, your to old to fight."

Sasuke grabs Itachi by the throat.

"What authority do you have to touch me you fool."

"I'm not a fool. I'm the youngest son of Madera Uchiha. He was my father, and whoever says I am a fool goes thrice hurt towards him. If you weren't my brother I wouldn't let go until I ripped your tongue out for saying such things."

Kakashi runs out of the bushes and tries to split them apart.

"Uchihas, calm down for your fathers sake."

"Let me go foolish little brother."

"I won't until you hear me out. In my father's will he charged that you give me a good education: you have treated like a dog keeping me from learning the true etiquettes of men equal to my status. The spirit of Madera is strong in me and I will not endure this treatment. So either you teach me how I may become a gentleman or leave me the thousand dollars he left me so I can claim my fortunes."

"And what will you do when all you have is spent, beg? Well brother I will now get rid of you and you will receive part of the will. Now leave me."

Sasuke lets go of Itachi.

"I will no longer offend you" Sasuke says with venom in his voice.

"Oh and take this old dog Kakashi with you."

"Oh, so I'm an old dog. I guess it's true for working for you and your father. I guess I have lost my usefulness." Wipes a fake tear out of his eye "Kami be with Madera. He wouldn't have called me an old dog."

Sasuke and Kakashi leave the orchid.

"Foolish little brother, you think you're insured, not only will I rid you of your rank but also of your thousand dollars hey Rock Lee! Come here."

Rock Lee runs up to Itachi.

"Yes your awesomely evil youthfulness SIR!"

"Is Kisame the wrestler here yet?"

"Yes he is at the door at this moment, and kept looking at me strangely."

"Bring him in Rock Lee." Rock Lee leaves. "Oh this has been a good day, and it will be even better tomorrow at the wrestling match.

Kisame enters.

"Whats up Itachi-sama."

"Good Monsieur Kisame, what is the news today?"

"Nothing new the old duke got exiled by the new duke and some faithful lords followed him and blah blah blah."

"Do you know if the old duke's daughter, Sakura, was banished with him?"

"No she is still here. Here cousin loves her so much since the were raised in the same cradle that she would have followed Sakura or have killed herself. So the duke equally loves her just as much as he loves his own daughter. "

"Where does the old duke live?"

"He's in the Forest of Arden where he drinks and parties with many merry men like the golden days."

"You're wrestling before this new duke are you not?"

"Yes, and I have heard that your younger brother Sasuke will be coming up against me, and if you wish to have him escape with no injuries I respect you, and I will leave him unmarred but if you want rid of his disgraceful hide I will gladly shred him to pieces." Chomps his teeth.

"I thank you for your respect Kisame. Sasuke is the most stubborn man in all of Konoha, full of ambition, able to successfully go around all of the traps I set before. Whether it be breaking his neck, or trying to give him poison or trapping him in a cage. But if I have it that it looks like you lost to him he would get his payment and all misfortunes for him would lay into place."

"Oh hoho, I'm glad I came to you first Itachi-sama, alright I'll give him the win, but next time I meet him, it will not be for a prize, just for me to beat the crud out of him! Farewell Itachi."

"So long Kisame." Kisame leaves. "Now I will truly be rid of that Sasuke, I hate nothing more than him. Although everyone else, even my own people, seem to like him a lot more, but when Kisame clears everything nothing remains but my brothers ashes" Evil loud chuckle.

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Act One Scene one is done. What exactly is Itachi planning for Sasuke? Does Sakura and the Duke have anything to do with it? And who is Sakura's cousin.