Here is the next part of our fun story, wasn't Itachi so mean last chapter. Poor Sasuke. ah well this chapter took a long while to type and lots of words were very confusing and took a long time to find. and i had to cut out some lines and etc. and mid-terms, mid-terms SUCK!! anyway heres the next scene

Disclamer: i don't own Naruto or any of Shakespeare's work

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Act One Scene Two

Sakura and Tayuya are on the grasses in the duke's palace. And Tayuya is trying to cheer Sakura up.

"Come on Sakura, won't you be happy already?"

"Tayuya, I'm too upset that my father was exiled and I may never see him again."

"Well are both cousins right. If my uncle, your father, banished my father instead I'd learn to love your father like my father and be happy, so be HAPPY GOD DAMMIT!"

"Haha, well I guess I'll be happy for your sake."

"You know I'm an only child, so if my dad dies I will make you the new queen instead of me because of your father being taken away, and I will still love you all the more."

Hugs Sakura.

"And if I break my oath may I become a DEMON" sticks tongue out. "So Saku be happy"

Sakura pumps her fist.

"Hell yah I will from now on! Hmm but what if you, fall in love or are forced to marry?"

"HA! You wish, you just want to play matchmaker. Besides I don't want to meet a guy."

"But what should we do?"

"Lets mock Fortune and make sure we both have good luck."

"We could, she always seems to misplace things though. Maybe Fortune is blind."

"I think she is, when she makes beautiful women she forgets the honesty, and those that are honest are sometimes ugly."

"But isn't it Nature's job to give her personality?"

Naruto approaches eating a bowl of ramen.

"Yo princesses!"

"No Saku, because Nature just made the woman, and fortune makes her fall into her doom. Although Nature did give us wit to mock fortune, but fortune smacks us in the face and has this baka interrupt our conversation."

"Tayuya-chan that's mean." Naruto sniffles.

"Indeed Tayuya, there is Fortune too hard for Nature, when Fortune makes Nature's natural the cutter-off of Naruto-san's wit."

"Maybe this is Nature dropping this idiot on our…"

"SHUT UP! YOU TWO ARE BURNING MY BRAIN!!" Naruto accidently drops his ramen his pants. "AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH IT BURNS!!"

Tayuya glares at him.

"You interrupt me again I swear you'll be dead in two minutes."

"Yah yah whatever. Anyway Tayuya-chan your dad wants to see you."

"And he sent you, the baka, to tell me that."

"No I just came on my own to tell ya, for I taught myself to do such things"

Sakura speaks "And where did you learn that?"

"I learned off this ninja, that swore they were good pancakes but the mustard was horrid. But I say the mustard was fine and the pancakes tasted like dirt. But the ninja didn't believe me."

Tayuya says "You baka, what the hell is that supposed to mean?"

"Yes Naruto-san, amuse us with what that means."

"Ok girls, but if I do, u must swear by your beards that I will be Hokage."

"Fine by our beards if we had them, you baka."

"Hey hey hey, if you swear by something that's not there then you're not swearing at all. Anyway, this ninja was swearing by his honor, which he had none, but if he did he didn't anymore before he even ate the pancake."

"Whom are you talking about?"

"Someone that your dad Frederick likes quite a bit." Tayuya punches Naruto in the face.

"My dad's love for him is enough to have that ninja honored, now shut up! I swear you're going to get yourself killed one of these days."

"aaaaaaahhhhhh I pity you for thinking such, that fools can't speak wisely as wise men do foolishly."

"What you say is true baka, since you can't be quiet it's fun to see what the silent ones say about news. Speaking of which, Saku look, here comes Iruka."

"Probably with a mouthful of news."

"Which he will gladly tell us of, as always."

"Let our heads be news crammed then."

"And," whispers to Sakura "Guys will praise are knowledge and like us even more. Hey! Iruka, what's the news?"

Iruka approaches the teens.

"Fair Tayuya, miss Sakura, and Naruto. I have great news, of coarse you'll probably not like it since it is wrestling."

Sakura shakes his arm.

"No Iruka-san please tell us about this wrestling match."

"Well I'll tell you what already went on and if you want you can go see the rest of it. And the best part they are all coming here to perform."

Tayuya gets impatient. "Tell us of it already Iruka."

"Well there was and old man with three sons…"

"This isn't another bloody tale like your other folklores is it?"

"No. The sons were proper young men of excellent coughs um growth in body."

Sakura giggles. "Ooooh you mean they had six packs?"

"Anyways, The oldest went up against Kisame, the duke's wrestler. Kisame threw him so hard he is nothing short of unconscious same as the other two brothers."

"Well there go some good fish."

"Fish? Sakura-chan what are you talking about?"

"Naruto-san, miss Sakura couldn't be more clearer."

"Yah you baka, it's because you're a guy." She hits Naruto over the head.

"Iruka-san is there anyone else going against Kisame?"

"You'll have to wait for them all to come to figure out."

"And that must be them now right Iruka? "

Duke Frederick enters followed by some rich people, Kisame, and… Sasuke?

The duke speaks. "Come along everyone, this young man has challenged sir Kisame and he'll fight sir Kisame for certain HAHA."

"Is that black haired guy the man going against Kisame Iruka-san?"

"That he is."

"What the hell Iruka that guy is too young to face that blue skinned power house!"

Duke Fredrick approaches them; he has a dark pink tainted hair and a roundish belly and a small pink beard and is in fancy clothes.

"Hello my daughter Tayuya and Sakura. Are you here to see the wrestling match?"

"Hai uncle. If you let us that is."

"I think you two girls will like it." Ruffles Tayuya's hair. "The odds are in Kisame's favor, oh how I pity the young challenger. I tried to get him to not fight but he is stubborn. Maybe you two can convince him not to go."

"Iruka! Get him over here! NOW!"

Fredrick pushes Iruka towards Sasuke.

"Excuse me Sasuke-san the princesses call you."

Sasuke looks up at the messenger. "I'd be honored to see the princesses." he then walks to the two pink heads.

Sakura says. "Um sir…um are you going to wrestle Kisame san?"

"No, fair princess Sakura, he is a regular challenger. I'm just here to beat him with my young strength."

"What the hell!" Tayuya screams "You are way to cocky. You saw yourself what he did to those other guys didn't yah! You could be killed by that massive fish freak!"

"What my cousin means to say is that if you don't do it my uncle, the duke, will not mark you a coward.And you shouldn't risk your life just to show your strength."

"Please, young princesses don't try to convince me. And forgive me for ignoring the pleads of you two beautiful girls. (AN: is this really Sasuke?) But please wish me luck in this fight. If I lose there is nothing I could feel shameful of. If I die no one will care. I do not have friends and they're for no one."

Sakura speaks "I'll be your friend and I wish you to win."

"Yah me too me too. I wish you luck cocky-guy"

"Now you go do your best."

"YAH sir cocky! Go for it!"

Sasuke approaches Kisame.

"Hehe hey shrimp are you the one that wants to die so much hehehe."

"I shall not die for you are going down."

Fredrick stands in between them. "Well one of you has to lose."

"Your grace." Kisame says. "Don't make him think anymore that he will win for surly he's to small a boy."

"Heh, if you mean to mock me it's not working. You can mock after I have beaten you."

Sakura yells. "Good luck!"

"Yah! Kick his but sir cocky!"

Sasuke and Kisame wrestle and it is a tough battle.

"Wow he's really good huh Tayuya."

"I can't tell they move too quickly."

Finally Sasuke throws Kisame across the field.

Fredrick yells "Stop, stop the fight."

Sasuke pants out. "I'm really worn out."

"Iruka-san go check on Kisame."

Iruka goes over to Kisame and Kisame has those swirly eyes, foam at the mouth, and is unconscious.

"He's unconscious my lord."

"Take him to a room to rest. Now young man, what is your name?"

"I am Sasuke Uchiha, son of Madera Uchiha."

"Oh if only you were the son of another man. Your father was said to be good in others eyes but he is still my greatest enemy. This event would have been more worthwhile if you were of another family. But it was good meeting you anyway, I wish you were of a different father."

Duke Frederick, the rich people, and Iruka all leave.

"Sir Fredrick, I am proud to be an Uchiha and nothing will change that nor do I want it to change it."

Off a ways away the two girls run over to Sasuke after overhearing the conversation of the Duke and Sasuke.

"Sasuke-san!" Sakura said. "Congratulations you beat Kisame. So your Madera Uchiha's son. My father was a friend of Mr.Uchiha."

"Yah sir-cocky you did pretty well… eh…" whispers to Sakura. "Sakura it looks like he is blushing huh."

Sakura giggles. "I think he is. Sasuke-san, here." Takes a necklace off of her neck and gives it to him.

"Please wear this, it's a token for you winning against Kisame. Lets go Tayuya."

"Yah, see yah later Sir. Cocky!"

They start to walk away but…

"Wait Sakura-san, I… I'm not worthy of such a thing. This is pure silver with small diamonds."

Sakura walks back to him.

"Sasuke-san, you call me back saying your not worthy. Don't believe what you are saying. You are worth somthing Sasuke-san. Keep in mind that you didn't just overthrow your opponent today."

"COME ON SAKURA!"

"I must go see yah Sasuke-san."

Sakura and Tayuya leave.

"What is this feeling I have. I'm not able to speak right to her." A picture of Sakura comes into his mind and makes him blush. "GAH! Dammit!" Hits himself on the head.

"Stop thinking nonsense! Sigh I, an Uchiha, who overthrew Kisame, have been overthrown by a fair princess."

Iruka comes back in.

"Sasuke-san, may I speak with you."

Sasuke nods and listens to Iruka.

"You have rightfully deserved all of what you've won but the Duke, has misinterpreted what you've done I recommend you leave and not speak of what you've done ever again."

"Thank you I will do so, but before I do tell me, is Sakura-hime the daughter of the duke or the other girl."

"Neither of them are, if you look by manners. Tayuya is the daughter of the Duke but Sakura is the daughter of the banished duke. And she is kept here with the wish from Tayuya for they love each other dearly. But the Duke doesn't like his gentle niece just because she is praised for her virtues and people pity her father. And soon the Duke will blow off his head and do something to the poor girl. Well I've said too much I shall leave now, but I hope we can share knowledge again."

"Thank you Sir Iruka."

Iruka leaves again.

"I was under a tyrant before and I am under tyranny again. No big deal. But oh fair Sakura!"

Sasuke leaves and… That's the end of the scene but… wait… Naruto is still there!

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO EVERYONE HAS LEFT ME!!!! and i have no ramen."

Naruto turns chibi and cries on the grass.

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and the truth is that Shakespeare completly forgot about the character Naruto is and left him standing there. If you want Naruto to get ramen you have to review and give him ramen! or else he'll starve and the story is through.

Naruto: WHAT!! i don't want to starve!! -cries and has puppy dog eyes- ramen pweaze!

oh well, anyways please review!