Hello Naruto Fans sorry i havn't updated in a while, school is slowly sucking my brain out. So not a single person reviewed so Naruto gets no Ramen uh-huh.
Naruto: WHAT? -cries-
Here have some curry
Naruto: AAH NOT CURRY -runs away-
-shrugs- anyway heres the next scene of As you like it Naruto Style
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As You Like It Act 1 Scene 3
Sakura and Tayuya enter their room, but Sakura hasn't said a word since the match.
"Sakura what's going on you haven't said a syllable."
"I don't even have words to say to a doggie"
"No, Sakura don't waste words on a damned dog, come on tell me what happened."
"But I don't want to hurt your feelings when mine have gone crazy."
"…Is this about your father?"
"No some of it is for my future husband. SHANARO! Why does this stupid world have to have such stupidly stupid thorns grr!"
"Cousin, they are but spurs that got on you while walking a different path. Just brush them off and walk the path more traveled."
"But these spurs aren't on my clothes, they're in my heart."
Sakura sits on her bed and Tayuya stands in front of her.
"Well just cough them up!" Slaps her hand on Sakura's back.
"I'd try to only if I could have him."
"Come on Sakura!" Tayuya shakes Sakura's shoulders. "Get a hold of yourself"
"But my feelings are now held by a better wrestler than I."
"Oh haha that's right if you'd ever fight him you'd fall for his sexiness haha." Sakura blushes the color of her hair at this comment. "Enough with the jokes Sakura, Have you seriously fallen for Sasuke Uchiha, the youngest son of Madera Uchiha, so soon?"
"But, my father liked his father very much."
"Does that make it necessary for you to love his son? By that logic I should hate Sasuke since my father hates his father. Personally I don't care about Sasuke."
"Oh Tayuya please, please don't hate him. For my sake."
"Why shouldn't I? Doesn't he deserve it?"
"Then let me love him because he deserves it, and you could learn to love him too."
Suddenly a knock is heard from the door.
"I bet that's the duke."
Tayuya was about to open the door but it was forced open, slamming Tayuya against the wall, eye twitching.
"He looks –twitch twitch- angry –twitch-."
The Duke yells out, "You girl! Get out my court as fast as you can."
Sakura points at herself. "You mean me uncle?"
"Of coarse you niece! If you're not out of 20 miles from here in ten days I will have you executed!"
"What, your grace, what crime did I commit? If I know thoughts and desires, which I'm sure haven't gone mad, then what half formed idea would have offended you?"
"Feh, all traitors try to cover their tracks like this. If they could be forgiven so easily they'd be as innocent as God. I don't trust you, enough said."
"Just because you don't trust me doesn't mean I'm a traitor, why do you suspect me?"
"You're your father's daughter, that's enough."
"I was his daughter when you took his throne! I was his daughter when you banished him! Treason is not inherited, but even if it was what does it have to do with me. So, don't assume that I'm treacherous just because I'm poor, with no titles to my name."
By now Tayuya finally escaped from behind the door. "Father please listen to…"
"We kept her here for your sake Tayuya. Otherwise she would have been banished like her father."
"I didn't even beg you for her to stay, you felt guilty and wanted her here. I've known her for so long, we ate together, played together, slept together. We were always together so if she is a traitor then so am I."
"She has been deceiving you Tayuya, she kept silent and people pitied her. You're a fool she's robbing all of the attention that you rightfully deserve. You'll appear even brighter once she is out of the picture. So for you I banish her."
"Then banish me too. I can't live without Sakura."
"Again, you are a fool. You, niece prepare to leave. On my honor and my word if you stay more then ten days, you will die."
The Duke turns around and leaves, but when he exits his eyes seem gold and snake like.
After he left Sakura kneels on the floor and her eyes well up with tears.
"Sakura, oh poor Sakura" Tayuya sits down and hugs her. "Where will you go? If you want to exchange fathers you can have mine, please don't be more distressed then I am."
"But I have more reason to distress."
"No you don't cousin, be cheerful. Don't you realize he has banished me too?"
"Tayuya he didn't banish you."
"Oh hasn't he? We are one Sakura, you and I. We can't be separated sweet girl. Let my father find another heir and I will escape with you. So now we must plan our escape, where to go and what to take, etc." She pulls the both of them up onto their feet.
"And don't you think for a second about grieving alone, cuz no matter what you say I'm coming with you." She playfully winks at Sakura and she laughs.
"But Tayuya, where on Earth will we go."
"Into the Forest of Arden to find your father."
"But Tayuya that's so dangerous. Such beautiful innocent women like us would attract thugs and thieves even more then money."
"Oh pish posh Sakura all we have to do is put on some ragged clothes dirty our faces and won't attract anyone."
"Wouldn't it be better if we just dress up as guys? I'll wear a big sword on my belt, carry a spear in my hand, and hide all my womanish features and fears in my heart. We'll swagger like so many cowardly men, who have no sense of manners."
"OOOOOO that's a great idea, what should I call you as a guy."
"I'll take no lesser name then Jove's servant.(1) So call me Ganymede. And what will your name be?"
"Hmm, something that refers to my state… I know call me Aliena."
A light bulb pops above Sakura's head. "What if we brought that idiot Naruto with us. He could comfort us in our travels."
"He'd walk anywhere with me. I'll convince him to come. Let's get our money. We'll figure out the safest way to escape where none of the duke's men are around. Now we go, TO FREEDOM YOSH!"
"Why did you just say yosh."
"…you know… I don't know."
Both of them shrug their shoulders and walk away.
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Well thats it, will Naruto agree to go with them? Where's Sasuke, Who is Sakura's father? And where did the duke get those funky contact lenses. Tune in next time for the next Act of As You Like It... NARUTO STYLE. and please review i'd like to know if i did anything wrong or if you have any questions.
(1) In classical mythology, Jove, the king of gods, fell in love with a mortal boy named Ganymede and dragged him to Mt. Olympus to be his cup bearer (water boy) personally that is weird and i've never heard of Jove