Okay! I...am bored. And I have to get a shot for STDs and some wierd cancer thing and I don't even have sex! Sure i write it but how do you get STDs from that?.! especially since the characters don't even have them!...-sigh- Anyways on with the story. Oh and I love you more those who write Sasunaru and NOT Narusasu were having a bad shortage of Sasunaru... -goes off and cries- I will loves yous even mores if you writes a mature Sasunaru for me because i'm desperate (and no angsty unless attempted suicide...) and I read any there that says sasunaru... (no offence to Narusasu lovers buuuuuuuut I'm a bad creature of habit and I learned Sasunaru not narusasu and I have read some narusasu but they're aren't appealing to me...at all.)

"No." This was definately the sternest the two girls have ever seen Hinata. She glared at them. Ino and Sakura looked at eachother as she started walking away.

"But Hinata-chan, thats not nice keeping it a secret." Ino said.

"Look, you two girls ever think that she doesn't know either?" A voice came from behind them. Temari stood leaning on the concrete wall.

"Hi Temari." Sakura and Ino said in Unision.

"T-temari-kun y-you're here early." Hinata stuttered.

"Yes, all the better too." She commented. "Come on, I got a package I need to deliver to Uzumaki."

Sakura and Ino looked at eachother. "For Naruto-chan?" Sakura asked.

"Yeah..." Temari said. Hinata hooked her arm with Temari's and led them to Sasuke's. Sakura and Ino wondered to themselves how they knew that Naruto was at Sasuke's.

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"...And t-then they asked w-whats up with N-naruto-chan and Sasuke-kun." Hinata explained to Sasuke and Temari sat beside taking a sip of her tea.

"Yes, there was something Naru-chan wanted to tell you..." Sasuke contemplated, sitting back in his chair.

"Sasu-kuuuuuun, I'm home! Oh, hello Hinata, Temari! I'ves gots lots to tell you!" Naruto beamed.

"Alright," said Temari, "but first I have a package from Gaara for you." She handed the letter to Naruto.

Naruto quickly read it and had a brilliant red face by the time he was was done just reading it. He opened the package and pale before turning redder then a tomato about to pop in the oven.

"What did it..." Naruto shoved the paper and package into Sasuke and left. Hinata and Temari watched as Sasuke gave the object a questioned looked and how a red tinge painted his cheeks and a smirk crawl across his face as he read.

"Tell your brother thank-you and to send more soon. We'll be through them fast." Hinata and Temari gave eachother a 'what is in that box that is making them blush' look.

"Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiinata-chaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!" Naruto called from the living room. "Come here pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease!"

Hinata, unquestioning, got up and went to the living. There was a "What?.!" Called out from the living room and a thump on the floor.

"Hinata-chan!" Sasuke and Temari heard Naruto gasp out. Temari looked at Sasuke who smirked. He started talking.

"I can trust you...you are with Hinata aren't you?" Temari nodded. "Naruto's pregnant, but don't tell anyone without Naruto's permission, I'm sure he told Gaara in the letter he wrote for him." Temari understood why Hinata fainted.

"But-how?"

"Gave him a pill."

Temari was silent before realization dawned...Sasuke was talking in a conversation! "You're very proud of this aren't you Uchiha?"

Sasuke just smirked and went to help Naruto with Hinata.

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"Naruto was really happy when you said yes to being his child's godmother." Temari smiled and the girl who she had hooked arms with.

"Yes, and it was pretty funny how he went upstairs to get something and came back down with two of the same exact socks."

"Ah, but Hina-chan, they weren't. They were one point three nine four milimeters larger resulting in them coming from different packages." Hinata giggled.

"And then he chased Sasuke, all over the house for mismatching them...mmhee." Temari shook her head. Sasuke was gonna have one long year, this time around.

---ding dong ding---

"I think Gaara was kind to give us those sex toys." Sasuke said, laying in bed with Naruto, combing the mess of blonde hair with his fingers.

"But we can't even use them for the next few months..." Naruto sighed.

"Yes but once the baby is born...Wait," Sasuke got up and opened the window, standing there for a few moments before shooting a kunai at a random place.

"Nooooooooooooooooo! My book! Why oh why you my precious boooooooooooooooooook!.?" Someone cried from the trees. Naruto also got up and went to the window.

"Sasuke," Kakashi stated sitting on a new by branch and paused for effect, "HOW COULD YOU!.? You're a horrible human being! I haven't even finished reading that one yet..." Kakashi cried.

"What do you want Kakashi?" Naruto asked looking curiously at the dramatically crying man.

Kakashi looked up with a more serious face, "Tsunade has a mission for you."

----fweeeeeee----

"But-but Sasuke..."

"Dobe, it's only a three month mission, I'll be back four months before the baby is born." Sasuke zipped his bag.

Naruto had tears in his eyes, "But I'll miss you and want to be with you..."

Sasuke turned around and smiled. "I'll miss you, too, will you walk me to the gates?" Naruto nodded and they walked out of the door.

There was silence between them as they walked past the villagers until Hinata and Temari joined them. "Where you goin', Uchiha?" Temari asked noticing the bag.

"He has a three month mission, which he isn't gonna make it through." Everyone looked at Naruto.

"And why not dobe?" Sasuke raised an eyebrow. Temari and Hinata listen intently to the blonde.

"You'll see..." Naruto said and they finally reached the gate. Naruto gave Sasuke a hidden kiss and Sasuke did the same before leaving with the other Jounin on the mission.

"S-so Naruto-kun, wh-why won't Sasuke-san make it?" Hinata stammered.

"Wellllll...," Naruto started and looked over with an evil gleam flittering in his eyes." First he's going to have wierd dreams and then if he touched anybody the person he touched is gonna think he's going insane from his weird reaction and then he gonna have non stop shaking and maybe other side effects inbetween."

Temari and Hinata looked at him wierdly, "Why?" They asked in unision.

Naruto put his finger to his chin in thought. He smiled devishly at them, "It's a secret."

Woo...okay there was ALOT of dialoge in this chappie...I'm trying nor to put somany ands sorry and well i apologize for anyother mistakes sooo...yeah reveiw.