Pick Up Lines For Any Transformer

by Howeller

Pick Up Lines For Any Transformer. Starting one couple right now, but others well be added. Nothing graphic, bad words, and implying stuff. So yeah, please read. And try some of these out and tell if they work. Prowl Twins Jazz Optimus Bee Ratchet Ironhid

2. Chapter 2

Name: Pick Up Lines For Any Transformer

Author: Jada Lupa Lunam

Characters: Prowl, Sideswipe, Sunstreaker, Ironhide and Jazz

Sitting: Pre-war, Movie verse of 2007.

Jada: Hey, what up? Anyway. Here is #2 baby. Again it's from my "brother", so blame him for it, not me. And thanks to him, I had to go around and ask people how many times they had heard/used the line and if it worked. Again Twins/Prowl. Okay, whose turn is it for today? Hm………….You! You, what's your name, Frenzy!

Frenzy: W-w-who meeeee? Su-re I'lllllll d-do it-t. J-J-Jadaaaa own-ns nothing-ing an-nd watch-ch-ch out-t fo-r-r lang-langua-ag-ge an-nd im-m-mplying-ing stufffffffff. Ha-ha-ha-ve funnnnnnn!

Jada: 0.0 What ever he said. Anyway on with the show.

Pick Up Line #2

"Hey Sunny! Isn't that Prowl?" Sideswipe asked pointing to a black and white mech that was talking to the twin's old academy teacher, Ironhide. It had been a month since the twins had a one-night stand with the black and white, and hadn't heard from him since. They didn't even get his contract number or a chance to ask him out for a date. Prowl had left before they could, they weren't even awake when he left that morning!

Sunstreaker and Jazz turned to look. "So Mr. One Night Stand's name is Prowl? Isn't that the name of that art thief? Makes since he's here then at your art show, Sunny." Jazz joked.

Sunstreaker glared. "Your just mad we got him and you didn't." Jazz mocked huffed. Sunstreaker turned to his twin, a smirk. "Hey, Siders. It's my turn. I bet I can get a repeat and his number."

"Well if you can't, then I bet I can." The red dealer replied and the twins walked over, annoying Jazz who was mumbling to himself that he could do better.

Sunstreaker walked up behind the black and white, wrapping his arms around the mech's midsection. "Pardon me, Baby, but I've seem to have lost my contact number, can I borrow yours?"

Prowl looked up at Sunstreaker, annoying the chuckling Ironhide. "Do you know how many times I've heard that one?"

"To many. But I'm guessing all of the 'bot's that used it on you was trying to get you into their beds."

Ironhide smirked. "You are one truthful mech, Sunstreaker. Never knew you could tell the facts." Ironhide laughed at Prowl's glare.

"Shut up." Prowl turned to look at the golden artist again. "And how are you using the line?"

"I, unlike the others, am using it to try to get you on a date." Prowl smirked.

"Good answer. My contact is 347Robin69Hood. Call me with the time and place. Good-bye." Prowl wiggled out of Sunstreaker's hold, nodded a farewell to Ironhide, and winked to Sideswipe, before he left.

"Man, you two must be good to get Prowl. You need to teach me some of those pickup lines." Ironhide told the twins with a laugh.

"You need a lot more then pickup lines!" Sideswipe told the older mech and both twins quickly moved far away form the steaming weapon master, laughing.

End.

Jada: Hope you liked. I feel sorry for Jazz, but hey, whatever, he'll live. And I love Prowl's contact number. Robin Hood! As in the guy whom wore tights and he was a thief. I'm smart. Any way, review.

The line is: Pardon me, I've seem to have lost my phone number, may I borrow yours?

Time Used: 43.5 (A guy got halfway through the line, and the girl said no, cutting him off.)

Times it worked: 0

Oh, and if anyone has a pick up line they want me to use or a couple they want to see, just tell me, 'kay?