Name: Pick Up Lines For Any Transformer

Author: Jada Lupa Lunam

Characters: Prowl, Sideswipe, Sunstreaker, and Jazz

Sitting: Pre-war, Movie verse of 2007.

Jada: Hey look, # 3! Yeah! This one is from my BFF. I'm very surprise he even knew a line. I almost passed out from shock. Twins/Prowl Anyway…whose turn is it? Okay, I pick Ratchet.

Ratchet: I'm not doing this slag!

Jada: Then no off time from the twins.

Ratchet: Fine, I'll do it. Jada owns slagging nothing. Watch out for language and implying. Now start the damn story!

Jada: 'kay! Oh, and you have five minutes of rest from the twins, enjoy! (Runs away)

Pick Up Line #3

Sideswipe laughed. "Jazz you wouldn't know a good pick up line if it cam and danced on your head while singing on of your songs badly in Ironhide's voice."

"That's cold man." Jazz told the red dealer. "But I know I can get even your boyfriend to respond to this one line of mine, bet I can even get a date from him."

"I'll pay money to see that, we agree to your bet. If you win, we're let you try to seduce Prowl without us killing you for it. If we win, we get to see you ask out Megatron with your worse pick up line." Sunstreaker told the musician. He stood. "Hey, Siders, there's Prowl."

Sideswipe nodded, and grinned at Jazz. "Sit right here and we'll go get Prowl. Then let's see if that all so mighty line of yours work."

"Oh, it well." Jazz called to the retreating brothers. He watched as the golden artist and the red dealer kissed their black and white boyfriend. Jazz took a breath, readying himself as the three mechs walked back over. He grinned at Prowl, extending a hand.

"Hey Baby, I'm Jazz. Fuck me if I'm wrong, but don't you want to fuck me?"

Prowl lifted an "eyebrow." "That was the worse line I've ever heard. There's more of a chance of Optimus Prime and Starscream or Megatron and me getting together, then of that line working." The twins busted out laughing, as Jazz's face fell.

Prowl gave Jazz a very light smile. "You need help. You have the looks and the attitude, but you need to know the lines and what lines will work on different types of mechs or femmes. I'll help, meet me at Flashing Lights at nine, tomorrow."

Prowl turned to look at the twins. "I'm going to get a drink. Want one?"

"No we're good, Babe." Sunstreaker told him, smirking at Jazz as Prowl walked over to the bar.

Sideswipe spoke up. "Good catch, huh?"

Jazz blinked. "Great catch. You better watch out, I may take him from you." He joked.

"Riiiiighttt, so when do we get to see you ask out Megatron?" Sideswipe asked.

Jazz grinned. "You don't, I won."

"What!? But your pick up line failed!" Sunstreaker growled.

"Right you are, but I said I bet I can get a date with Prowl, and well look at that, I did. Tomorrow. At the Flashing Lights."

"But it's not a real date, his just going to help you out!" Sideswipe cried.

"But it's still a date. I won!" Jazz grinned. "And you can't kill me for trying to seduce Prowl." He laughed at the growling twins. Oh, he was going to have fun with this.

End.

Jada: So there you have it. Jazz won…the bet…his pick up lines suck, though. But don't worry, Prowl well help him out.

The line is: Fuck me if I'm wrong, but don't you want to fuck me?

Time Used: 2

Times it worked: 0

Oh, and if anyone has a pick up line they want me to use or a couple they want to see, just tell me, 'kay?