Alright, so I really only updated Thou Shall Love Thy Neighbor, Yeah Right so I could update this one! But, SHH! Don't tell it that! I want to describe Miley's new look to y'all. But first, thank you to aprilrainer15, mmvok, Xx.maddy-sparx.xX, bellechat, and summersgirl2526 for reviewing!

Her shoes are red and black plaid hi-tops, or pretty much any other red and/or black converse style shoes. Usually black or dark blue jeans, and red and/or black shirts. Her hair, well, aunt Dolly will explain it almost right away.

Disclaimer: I wanna go to the mall this weekend. I promise I'll look for a store that sells the rights to Hannah Montana. Don't lose faith!

"Welcome to the Nashville airport! We thank you for flying Northwest airlines, and hope you had an enjoyable flight. Please remain seated until the captain has turned off the seatbelt sign."

Miley clicked her fingers on her thigh, Luann inspected her cuticles, and Jackson tapped his foot, each getting more impatient as they waited to get off the plane.

Finally, after what was amazingly only six minutes, they were on their way to the baggage claim. As Jackson attempted to find all of their bags, Luann and Miley looked around for the large blonde hair.

"Where is she?!" Miley asked no one in particular, looking over the bustling heads of tourists and families.

"You wouldn't happen to be looking for me, now wouldja?" A heavily accented voice asked from behind.

The two girls turned around and ran into the open arms of their 'aunt' Dolly. "How'd ya recognize us?"

"I'd know your voices anywhere!" She explained. She noticed Jackson with all the bags and offered a hand. "And I like the hair by the way. Just one question, which one of you's the blue one and which is the red?"

Miley and Luann laughed. "Miley's red and I'm blue." Luann informed.

"Well, you girls won't have any trouble convincing people you're twins." She commented, handing them each their bags.

The night before, the three of them had gone to a small, professional beauty shop. Jackson cut his hair shorter, but left the bangs, and died it a dark brown. Though, not exactly Oliver's dark.

Luann and Miley had each cut their hair a decent amount, so that it went about two inches past the shoulder in the front, and three inches past in the back.

Miley got her hair parted to the right so that it covered her eye, and Luann did the same to the left. They decided on getting it black. Then, Miley got the ends red, and Luann got hers blue.

They bought a ton of products that will help keep their hair straight, and paid with some Hannah money.

They loaded the bags into Uncle Zeke's blue pick-up truck and hopped into the backseat.

Miley watched the scenery pass by, finally realizing how much she'd missed Tennessee. It had been too long. The fields zoomed by, and she breathed in the scent of farm air. Then she almost choked. They were passing by a cattle farm. Luann laughed, and Miley glared.

"So, are my parents still in Oklahoma?" Luann asked hopefully. She'd decided not to fill her parents in on the plan.

"Yep. They'll be gone for at least another three months, so you're fine."

"Thanks again you guys." Jackson said from his seat in the middle.

"Jackson, we all hate Candace almost as much as you three do." Aunt Dolly explained. They all had a good laugh. The rest of the way home, and at the big family dinner that night, the three kids made fun of Candace.

"Ooh, remember the time I found that skink and put it in her mud mask?!" Luann asked. The whole table broke out in hysterical laughter at the thought of the look on her face.

"It was hysterical. Ya shoulda been there." Jackson remarked. "She came running down the stairs screaming, 'Get it off! Get it off!'" He'd raised his voice to an annoying, high pitched sound and waving his hands in a spastic manor.

More laughter arose from the table. But even being back with her entire family, Miley found herself staring out the window, sadness in her eyes.

"Miley, what's wrong?" Luann asked from her spot next to her.

"Nothing." Miley assured, faking a smile and biting in to her pork. Luann remained skeptical, but questioned no further. The rest of the meal, Miley tried her best to remain cheerful.

The plan was for Luann and Miley to spend the next two months in Tennessee, then move in with Gabi, Taylor, and Sharpay in August. They would be attending a local high school; Mamaw had made sure of that.

Luann, Miley, and Jackson trudged up the stairs and into their bedrooms, eager for a good night's sleep. They had been awake for almost forty-eight hours, minus the little they managed on the plane ride.

That morning, after a delicious breakfast of toast, bacon, eggs, and milk, Aunt Dolly set to work as Hannah's new manager. Miley had decided to do one more concert right there in Nashville, with a whole new set of songs. She'd written seven of them, borrowed two from Gabi, and now the objective was to get four from a couple other artists.

They already had a recording studio booked for the next four weeks, and one was getting ready to record the last song at the concert itself.

"Ok, well thank you very much. Buh-bye." Aunt Dolly hung up the phone.

"So, did Jordan's people say yes?" Miley asked hopefully.

"They sure did!" The older woman exclaimed. "Now let's try Avril." She started dialing.


"This is all your fault!" Lilly shouted at the pompous movie star standing before her. "If you hadn't been such a jerk-!"

"My fault?! Atleast I haven't been treating her like a third wheel for the past two months!" He shouted back.

"No, ya just treated her like dirt!" Oliver jumped into the conversation. Lilly and Oliver had gone into Miley's house, only to realize that it was empty, which they had found odd because her dad had answered the phone and assured them that she was home for the day.

Lilly had then proceeded to dial her best friend's cell phone number. Miley never ever left home without it. Except this time. Cause from the corner of the room, they heard True Friend start playing from the sparkly O-Phone.

This worried the couple. They searched her room, and as they proceeded to the closet, they found that it was completely empty. Both Miley and Hannah clothes were all gone. Suddenly, an E-Mail popped up on the computer screen saying that someone had bought a Hannah outfit.

As they ran out the door to go looking for her, they nearly trampled a guilty looking Jake Ryan. Than, after bringing him inside and filling him in on the situation, an argument broke out over who was at fault.

"Oh please! People don't just run away from their ex-boyfriends!"

"Well they don't run away from being third wheels either!" Oliver reiterated.

An idea struck Lilly. The one problem that was left in her best friend's life. "But they do run away from evil parents."

Jake caught on to her train of thought. "Or step parents." Lilly nodded.

"Wait, now I'm lost! Are you saying it's Candy's fault that Miley ran away?" Oliver asked dumbly. He received two 'duh' looks. "Right. So, now what do we do?"

"Nothing." Jake replied. Now it was he who was treated like the idiot.

"We can't just do nothing!" Lilly screamed.

"What good will it do, searching for her? She's probably out of the state by now! And, knowing her, she changed her look completely and her name." He explained calmly, hurt and understanding mixed in his look.

A car was heard pulling into the driveway. "Aww, shit!" He whispered. If her dad caught him there he was dead. The man towered over him a good foot. Jake stood no chance. He ran out onto the porch and down the beach.

So, I'm not one who likes swearing, and when I do, I have a tendency to say excuse me, but that just fit well in there. And what sixteen year old doesn't swear?! Please review. There will be one more, then the sequel a little later. Pinky swear!

Luv Wendy:)(: