Dear mom, since you're dead
You've really messed with my head
Damn you for dying
Just when i was trying
To forgot those last words that you said
i know Dad was no prize
With his whores and his lies
But Mark Brady's genes?
Improve things by no means
In fact, an unwelcome surprise.
One big plus: my clean hanky
Need not be dirtied for Frankie
His sperm came from another
He's only partly my brother
For that I must owe you a 'thank-ee'
'Cause in addition to your tears
He's annoyed me for years
Now I can celebrate in fashion
When I hear Frank a splashin'
I'll deafen Queens with the sound of my cheers!