Admire his tenacity
Don't doubt his veracity
But will you end up bemused
Or just feeling misused
Subjected to his eerie perspicacity?
It can cause apprehension
Catching Bobby's attention
Is your lipstick too bright?
Or your skirt a tad tight?
He'll just KNOW things you'd rather not mention!
With his eye for detail
You sense flirting would fail
In person, the man
Could see right through your plan
Forget dating - better stick to e-mail.