Apologies to First Lady Laura Bush. Somebody really should be monitoring these bathrooms!
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Au Note : Sipowitz is Dennis Sipowitz of NYPD Blue and Simone is Bobby Simone; one of Sipowitz's former partners.
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Could NBC protest
At this simple request?
Sipowitz's was inferior
Goren's naked posterior
Would prove Major Case Squad's the best!
Would it be crass
To show Goren's ass?
The censors didn't get whinny
To see Simone's hinny
And OUR Bobby's would have far more class!
There is no mystique
To why Goren is unique
Whether speaking his mind
Or baring his behind
In either case you'd admire his cheek!
If given a push
Would Laura admit Goren's tush
Leaves her senses all firing
And is far more inspiring
Than that of George Walker Bush?
Is your mind filled with smut
Are you mired in a rut?
When somebody speaks
Of Bobby's fabulous cheeks
Do you think of his face or his butt?