All that writing on the walls couldn't go unnoticed forever.
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Memo: To all staff at One Police Plaza
From: ADA Ron Carver
Re: The state of the men's and women's washrooms
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The sentiments your graffiti embody
Are considered unbecomingly naughty
We're professionals here
And repainting is dear
Not to mention your scansion is shoddy.
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Memo: To ADA Carver
From: NYPD Police Officers' Association
Re: Recent memo concerning the washroom facilities at One Police Plaza
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You've been casting aspersions
On our members diversions
The First Amendment decrees
We can write what we please
Without your unwanted incursions.
But though they're hardly explicit
Or even illicit
After reading them through
In a thorough review
We agree some vulgarity is implicit.