Chuck walked through the doors of Buymore, tired and groggy. The night before had consisted of Morgan and him talking about turkey sandwiches until the wee hours of the night. Surely Casey had gotten a kick out of that one, Chuck thought as he made his way to the Nerd Herd where Morgan and Anna was now making out.

"Hey, man!" Chuck greeted walking by as Morgan waved his hand at him in acknowledgement without parting his lips from Anna's.

"Chuck, a call just came in from a woman on Wilshire Road. Something's wrong with her Mac." Lester stated patting Chuck's shoulder before rushing off.

"Wait, why can't you take this one? It's a Mac. And I seem to recall…Aren't you Mac guys?" Chuck yelled after them as he turned to the Nerd herd stand.

"Chuck, Jeff has been going through serious Mac withdrawals after his system crashed a few days ago and while he is still awaiting his new Mac to come in, I don't think it's good for his withdrawals to be near a one." Lester explained as Jeff showed Chuck his rather shaky hands, nodding in agreement to Lester's testimony.

"Oh kay, whatever…" Chuck said, rushing out the door. While on the way out, Chuck bumped in Sarah in her Weinerlicious outfit.

"Hey, Chuck! I actually need to talk to you!" Sarah shouted as Chuck walked past her.

"Tell me at dinner tonight, my place. Ellie's cooking pot roast." Chuck shouted, getting into the Nerd Herd Mobile.

As Chuck parked the car, he turned off the engine and headed into the hotel. He waved to the concierge who now knew him by memory after all the calls he'd taken from here. He pressed the button for the floor and finally made it to the room. After checking that he had everything, he balled his hands into a fist, ready to knock, but stopped midair when a familiar voice called "It's open".

He opened the door, slightly confused and closed it. The room was empty as the occupant walked out of the restroom. 'I could've sworn I heard-'

"Carina" Chuck's mouth blurted, his mouth now gaping slightly at the sight of the beautiful agent in front of him with nothing more on than her bra and panties.

"Hey Chuck."


Chuck had never really been much of a complainer when it came to girls, but Carina was one girl who could make him squirm. He didn't like the way she made subtle passes at him in front of Sarah. Although it was quite amusing watching Sarah's eyes narrow in annoyance. But it was only fun before Carina got serious. And what he meant by serious was, well, naked. Right now, Chuck was not in the most comfortable position. He was seated on the edge a hotel with a very naked Carina sitting on his lap holding a martini in one hand, caressing his face with the other.

Chuck had fallen yet again into her trap. He had coincidentally been the on-call nerd herder when a call was placed from the Lexington Hotel. He should've known. 'Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me.' Could not be applied more literally right now.

His face was now beet red as he sucked in a big breath as Carina's lips came in contact with his. He tried to push her away, but she seemed to have him in a death grip and the more he moved the more compromising the position in was in became. He could feel her breath on his lips as his mouth opened slightly.

Of course, having the luck that he had. At that very moment, Sarah decided to burst into the room. Her mouth gaped as she assessed the scene in front of her. A very naked Carina on the lap of a very flustered Chuck. Her eyes narrowed as she glared at Carina before storming off.

"Uh Oh, I think we just got busted…" Carina smirked before getting off of Chuck's lap.


A/N: Oh yes, I know. Chuck has the worst luck... Please review!!!