If Goren's dad and Eames mom
Got together for fun
Would their kids find it outrageous?
Or would the thought be contagious
And spread to the daughter and son?
Just the perp he confuses?
With the tactics he chooses?
Or does Alex smile with relief
When she finds a real belief
Amidst all the ruses Bobby uses?
Does his voice make her shiver ?
Her heart start to quiver
Do his quirks add to his charm ?
Or are they cause for alarm
That in the end he wouldn't deliver.
Would Eames' eyes avert
To see Bobby sans shirt ?
Or would she not only stare
At the parts that were bare
But attempt something even more overt?
Though his mind is erratic
He's quite charismatic
Is Eames ever drawn
To sample Goren's brawn
Or is she just too darn pragmatic?
Does Alex think Bobby's as cute as a bug
That he could become an addictive drug ?
Or is there strong apprehension
Her flirtatious attention
Might just make him insufferably smug ?