Au note: Last night someone else made an entry on the ladies room wall. Her name is Sienna Tovitz and her entry may be viewed in the reviews for chapter 31. She claims to be getting it on with 'our' Bobby. For more sordid details of this hussy's story see Trinity Wildcat.
But in the meantime, the ladies, as you might imagine are none too pleased.
Sienna you tart
You can have his damn heart!
Along with his suits
His ties and his boots
But keep your mitts off his own favorite part!
If I were you I'd not trumpet
My conquests as a strumpet
Let's not be fussy
What you are is a hussy
Dislike it? Tooo bad - you can lump it!
You may preen, you may strut
But you know in your gut
As Alex observes
Our Bobby deserves
Much better than YOU, you cheap slut!
Sweetie, 'twas a nice try
But we both know you lie
He'd far rather shag
Ron Carver in drag
Than some skank who I've heard made him cry!
Ms. Tovitz - you're trash
Yes you made quite a splash
But since you left Bobby blue
Girl, we're coming for you
With stakes cut from aspen and ash.
For anyone who might be concerned, the above was posted with the consent of Trinity. To any other Bobby lovers who care to risk the ladies' wrath - feel free to post your own comments on the wall. The cleaning staff remove the graffiti often enough that there's plenty of room.