Yet another of Bobby's many purported loves has paid a visit to the ladies room at 1PP. This one was shown the way by one Ms. Lina Baggins.
Maria - girl, in this place
You'd best not show your face
We do not oppose
His hussies, skanks or his 'hos
But for his wife? We just don't have the space!
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We are counting to ten
You'd better be gone again
Or else expect a surprise
We're gonna blacken your eyes
With your aunt's own indelible pen!
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For brides the bathroom wall theme
Is inappropriate, 'twould seem
Just march those Bobby-wed feet
To the ladies' room 'cross the street
And leave us, his lonely colleagues, to dream.