You'd have us believe
Bobby's yours? Ha! Just leave
Those soft graying curls
Well alone! Because girls
Your insistence is starting to peeve!
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Maria's mascara's runny
Sienna's lipstick looks funny
No books with dead body depictions?
No Car and Driver subscriptions?
He can do much better - I'm tellin' ya, honey!
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So with the ball in our court
You're both coming up short
Maria, your penmanship's lousy
Sienna's blouse makes her look frowsy
There's no way you could be Bobby's sort!