Luigi

I was late in updating, so I give you all two to deal with

You know what, I've had enough.
Why am I constantly in Mario's shadow?
I'm cool, suave and a sharp dresser.
Green is in and red is out.
Hell, I'm better than Mario in everyway.
Sure he gets the family name, but I have a last name I can tell people in public.

It sure was funny when he first met Daisy

Daisy: Thank you for saving me, uhh, what's your name?

Mario: I am Super Mario

Daisy: So, does Super Mario have a last name? Or is your first name Super?

Mario: No, no. I- my first name is Mario

Daisy: Well I am Princess Daisy, of Sarasaland. You're last name Mario.

Mario: What? Why?

Daisy: You did just rescue me, so a reward is in order. So last name please.

Mario: You are going to knight me right here?

Daisy: Yes, of course. Now I am beginning to get impatient.

Mario: Oh right, Mario you're majesty.

Daisy: Mario? Are you trying to mock me?

Oh how easy it used to be to get Daisy riled up. She was so hot-headed back in the day. She still is, but my cool attitude helps displace that whole mentality.

People see us and they see the dream couple. When they see Mario and Peach, many are beginning to wonder. If Peach is not aggressive enough to spark the relationship, and Mario is still clueless when it come to females, will the dream couple ever come to pass.

I personally don't see it in the stars. Not that I'm against Mario. No, he's my brother; I just think Peach deserves some spark in her life.
Cooped up in that castle of hers. No real social life. Only those toads and the passing visits of my beloved and yours truly to entertain her.

I should show her the world. I can show her the world. I am brilliant. She would enjoy it. I might ask her out on a date. Who knows how she will react, but I won't know if I don't try.
And Daisy loves this sort of stuff. I'm worried for her sometimes, but it's usually alright. She started this whole experimentation stuff.
She was the first to introduce others into our relationship. And she gets rid of them with no left over attachments. They get used for as long as she wants to play with them.
And I dig that.
I dig that a lot.
Maybe I can bring Daisy to see Peach as another one of her playthings.

Or even get a totally polygamous relationship going on here. I wouldn't mind that at all. And It would only mean more good's for Luigi.

I will bring that up next time.

Sorry Mario, but you lost your chance.

Now it is time for the better brother to get down.

R&R

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