The Weasley Twins' Joke: The Musical

by The Parody King

Based on the hated short-story. Bill and his miss-spelled wife-to-be are getting ready for their wedding. But will Fred and George's biggest prank ruin everything? How far will it go? How many songs will make it dated? HBP Spoilors. Warning: May lower IQs

3. Act 1, Scene 3

SCENE THREE:

Harry's walking on the stairs. Not knowing what he's really singing about, but thinks he should, anyway.

HARRY:

[Singing

I is it is cool is not so he is me. And we are all together. See how they run, like death eaters from Dumbledore. See how they fly, like Voldemort in the sky.

Harry begins walking down the stairs slowly, looking around for a way to find an explanation for the lyrics to his song.

HARRY:

[Singing

Swimming in pumpkin juice. Cause you can't fight fire with fire whiskey. Waiting for the Hogwarts train. While the horcraxes feel some pain. Stupid Merlin and the zombies. Witch, you've been a naughty owl. May you have many great songs to tell.

Harry is down the stairs now, looking out a window pain. With his normal, arrogant, self.

HARRY:

[Singing

I am the house elf. They are the house elf. I am the hippogriff! Goo-goo-avata-kacho!

Harry walks to the door for breakfast, everyone else apparently unable to hear his singing.

HARRY:

[Singing

Aurors dancin' to 'Potion of Love'. High School pixies reading 'A History of Magic'. Didn't they tell you Dumbledore was gay? Moaning Mertal no longer crying. Cause somebody told her the nuffler's are rising. See how they sing like Salazar Slytherin. See how they fly, on brooms in the sky. I'm cryin'. I am the house elf. They are the house elf. I am the hippogriff! Goo-goo-ga-avata-kadvra-kachoo-ka-go-go-ga-go-go-ga ga go go ga go go ga goo kac, kach, kachoooooo! Oh, yeah!

A silent part of the musical begins, with various characters preparing for the wedding, as music plays.