Edited version: As I did with the first chapter, I rewrote this one as well and checked it for spelling and grammar mistakes the best I could. Enjoy and please REVIEW if you liked it! I love reading your reviews so much!

2008.03.04

Disclaimer: I don't own Inuyasha.

My husband? NO!! My biggest enemy!!

Chapter 2: You head broke my favorite lamp!

By: Mmiray

"Hey!" spoke up Kagome suddenly causing the Sango – who happened to get in an almost hypnotic stance – to nearly fall from her bed.

"Geez, don't do that again! You wanna kill me?" growled Sango frustrated.

"Ok, sleeping beauty, but it can be really irritating when you spoke to someone and she sighs something about Mirokus and all" Said Kagome in a bored tone, causing Sango to blush on the other side of the line and to start protesting but Kag interrupted her "I was just thinking about that we shall go to the mall and have some girlie-shopping. A funny looking woman pushed a paper into my hands today that turned out to be an ad of a newly opened clothes shop. What do you think? You don't need to come, I don't want to tire you of course"as she said so Kagome grinned victoriously. That was Sango's weakness. Clothes.

"Oh, no! It's no bother at all! It happens that I have nothing better to do so I might just as well go with you." said Sango, trying her best to sound cool and calm as she started to count the money in mind that could be sacrificed at the altar of fashion.

'Oh Sango, that sooo weak!' chuckled Kagome.

"Did I say something funny?" asked Sango innocently in the belief that her acting was just perfect.

"Of course not, you never do. Anyway... Let's meet at that cool pirate restaurant... What was it called again? Oh yeah, Tortuga! at... hmm... Let's see... At four o'clock? Is that OK with you?" Talking to a normal friend about these kinds of normal things made Kagome so happy. It couldn't be explained; it just almost felt like she was just like any other young woman out there. Her thought were interrupted by Sango's cheerful voice.

"I will be there. Bye!" And with that she hung up.

"B...ye..." Kagome shook her head imagining her friend running around the house like and idiot trying to get ready. Like it was a date or something. She dropped the cell phone on her bed and looked around her room with a really disgusted look on her face. Anyone would have all the right to think there was a war or some bomb blew off some minutes ago - she threw her stuffs everywhere as a technique of raging her anger off and yet not hurt anyone than him. 'Aww... That bastard Inuyasha. It is all because of him, it's not fair. I should just pull him here and make him lick it all up... I guess I will have to deal with this mess when I got home' With that she sat down on her bad, and sighed heavily. She lay down and closed her eyes for a moment to gather some energy before she attacks the bathroom and wardrobe. 'It was such a long day already... Is it ok to go shopping like this?' she wondered and fell asleep almost immediately.

Just a few minutes later the door bell rang. Mrs. Higurashi put down her book that she was reading and ran to open the door. She blinked surprised up at the man who was standing on the doorstep, looking kind of annoyed. He looked down at her and raised an eyebrow.

„Can... I help you?" she asked as looking at him. He has never came here before when it was not about Kagome. Inuyasha would have never done such a thing himself. He had his servants only to deliver important paperwork to the right place.

„I came to get the paperwork about the new project." he said and was looking inside the house impatiently. Mrs. Higurashi sighed and motioned him to follow her and lead him to the hall.

„Please, wait here until I find the project for you. Those papers were printed a long time ago, they are not easy to find. To tell you the truth I didn't expect you people to come for it so soon. Make yourself at home, there are some nice drink in the mini-bar" with that she disappeared in the depths of her study and the quiet sound of someone digging through papers was heard.

Inuyasha was quite sure he forgot something. 'It must be because of that stupid bitch... She kicked me so hard...' Then suddenly his eyes widened and he realized he forgot to write a letter for some big-boss at Naro Co. He jumped up from the couch he just lay down to and turned the direction Kagome's mother disappeared.

„Mrs. Higurashi! I need to call my father, it is an emergency situation! Can I borrow your telephone for a few minutes please?" even he himself was surprised how politely he could speak when needed... Mrs. Higurashi's head appeared from behind a huge wooden desk in the study and looked at him surprised.

„Yes, of course. Kagome always take it to talk all day long with that friend of hers, it is supposed to be in her room. She must be there, feel free to go in" she said and then returned to searching through the papers. „Upstairs, the third door on the left corridor." she added, not even stopping throwing the papers anywhere.

'No surprise she can't find it...' with that thought and one final glance at the so called study he walked away toward the stairs that was found at one corner of the hall. Inuyasha smirked and prowled upstairs as quiet as he could – and it was pretty quiet as we are talking of a hanyou. With the description given by Mrs. Higurashi he could find the room with no problem. He stepped to her half-opened door, and took a careful look inside to find that so called bitch sleeping carefully on her bed. He let his guard down, dropped his hand and straightened his body. Inuyasha was smiling a real smile unnoticed even by himself.

'She is like an angel when she is asleep.' he thought and one moment ago his eyes widened and he frowned 'WHAT?! What the hell am I thinking? Yes, she is one really attractive little bitch, but this is KAGOME we are talking about! Feh!' he thought stubbornly and nodded as if he was answering to his own thoughts.

Inuyasha opened the door a little more and sneaked inside. Just one look at the lock and he acknowledged the little key in it with a confident smile – this time viciousness returned to his lips and he locked the door after closing it behind him. He stood there at the den of the arch-enemy and took a look around curiously.

„Oww... I thought your room would be cleaner. You are a woman, aren't you? What damage on my image of you, duh." murmured Inuyasha quietly, more likely to himself than to her... He silently grabbed a pile of her stuffs and put them to her desk, carefully avoiding any of them falling down. He sat down at her desk and started to search through the treasures he just got his hand on. 'Nothing... Nothing... Jesus, how can you listen to this..? Biggest crap ever in music trade...' Kind of bored, he turned and looked around for something more interesting – panties, bras... Just when these images crossed his mind his eyes was stuck to a book that lay under a huge pile of CDs. He jumped to it and pulled it out making sure the CD-pile wouldn't collapse.

'Diary' The evil grin returned to Inuyasha's face in a moment, so wide that his small fangs touched his lower lips. In triumph he tried to tear it open, but he couldn't. He noticed a little worn-out golden padlock on the book.

„Damn!" he moaned disappointed and could hardly resist the urgent feeling to fling the little book to the ground hard. Suddenly an idea came into his mind...again... He whirled around and looked at Kagome's chest with a face that would make anyone believe his life depended on opening that book...

And there it was, a little key that lost his golden painting a lot time ago, on a thick silk-like golden necklace. Inuyasha never lose his demoniac grin as he stepped to her bed and sat down right beside her. He leaned a little above her and reached out his clawed hands to her chest slowly and very very carefully. He didn't even take a breath, as he was concentrating so hard. But it wasn't enough...

That was the moment when Kagome's eyes flew open and she looked up at the wincing Inuyasha. Her sight was still cloudy from the sleep and suddenly she didn't know where she was. Slowly she is started to remember the happenings of the day. 'Yes... I fell asleep and now I am awake. But... Wait a minute... What is this above me?? What is this amber thing?' She focused her half-closed eyes the best she could and realized that she was staring into a pair of beautiful amber eyes that looked kind of panicked at the moment. Within a second she regained consciousness fully and blushed into a nice deep shade of red. Kagome tried to get up, and as she looked down she noticed that his hand was only inches away from her chest. Her embarrassment turned into indignation and then anger.

„Get-off-of-me, BASTARD!!!" she growled and slapped him as hard as she could. Inuyasha fell back from the strength of her slap and from surprise. Kagome jumped up, and pointed at her door, the other hand on her hips. „Get out!! NOW!! And don't dare to come in here EVER again!!" Inuyasha blinked two times before her words sank into his mind and then grinned his familiar evil grin. He was surprised by the rapid attack of this stupid bitch, but he regained his coolness fair quickly.

„I can't. I have lost the key." He said simply as if it was like saying hello. Every color went out of Kagome's face as she stared at him with wide eyes, gaping for a few seconds.

„You did what??" she asked in a suddenly dangerous and somehow hysterical tone. The color started to return to her soft skin and she studied Inuyasha's face with narrowed eyes, ready to jump away every second. 'Idiot, you really thought that I would fall for it?!' Kagome stepped to her door confidently but always facing Inuyasha and tried to open it with hands behind her back. It really was locked. She narrowed her eyes at him even more, and was starting to feel really threatened. „Give me the key. Now." she hissed like a cat and sent a killing glare at him, her fists were clenched and shaking slightly.

Inuyasha opened his left hand and looked down at the key what laid in his palm, then turned his gaze back at her, staring with big, innocent puppy dog eyes. „Wow. Look I found your key." despite all acting his voice was full of playful viciousness. Kagome seemed to try and burn little holes into him with her eyes. Bastard. She was about to say some nice thing to him but suddenly she changed her mind and tactic.

„Ok. Clever little dog. Then throw them to me, c'mon boy!" Kagome's face lit up and her voice was sweet and kind. And full of hidden sarcasm.

Inuyasha growled quietly for a moment but then decided to let this one slip. He just smirked at her with his oh-so-familiar (sexy) smirk. „Come here, and take it. I'm an untamed dog you know. Wanna put a collar on me?" he said playfully, his eyes was burning with the pleasure of this little game. It was a challenge.

Kagome made a mouth and with hands on her hips she took another step further from him. „No. You are too dangerous."

„Why are you being so cruel to me?" pouted Inuyasha in an innocent, hurt voice and laughed mentally at the same time. Kagome - realizing she has no other choice to get free in time and meet Sango if she doesn't take the key from his hand - looked around for a weapon and noticed her favorite tiffany lamp on her night-table, just about half meter far from where Inuyasha sat on the floor.

She took a deep breath and walked to up him, smiling for herself and wondering how clever she was. Inuyasha misunderstood her smile and grinned smugly mentally, waiting for his pray to come close on its own and eyeing her like she was a piece of meat. When she was close enough he reached out a hand to grab her waist, but he wasn't quick enough. Kagome slipped out of his reach with a cat-like speed, grabbed up her lamp, tearing the plug out of the wall and flanged it to his head the strongest she could. The glass part broke into little pieces with a loud jangle causing Inuyasha to fall on the ground and grabbed his head painfully. When he opened his eyes, nice little stars were flying in front of his face and danced in every part of the room.

Kagome looked down victoriously at the half-conscious hanyou and smiled disdainfully. She kneeled down beside his half-dead body and started to mouse the floor for the key, which she found almost immediately. She gripped it and ran to her door, trying to unlock it as her hands were shaking from the excitement and from what just happened. 'C'mon...!!!!'

With a loud click the lock let the key through and Kagome stormed out and ran downstairs, laughing maniacally. Suddenly the loud yell of a very angry hanyou reached her ears and then she heard him catching up to her with an inhuman speed. She screamed between to laughs which she could stop coming up; tears started to well up from all the laughing.

„Wench, you will pay for this!!" Inuyasha barked-shouted at her, fury radiated from his voice and promised absolutely no good.

„Oh really? Then I want to see you try, big-mouthed puppy!" she shouted back above her shoulder in a cheerful voice. Right then no sense of danger could reach her; the feeling of humiliating Inuyasha just crazed her.

Kagome ran toward the living room, gasping for oxygen. 'God please let mom be there! I will be saved... But if she won't... Then I will probably be dead meat...' as this thought crossed her mind she gulped and a hint of fear hit her.

She turned in the last corner almost hitting an expensive Chinese vase and with a glance around the room she realized her mother wasn't there. She was cornered and there was no help. 'Note: Do not hit someone with demon blood in his or her vain with a lamp' she couldn't help herself but grin like an idiot at the thought. It will probably be a memory for a life. And as is seemed then – a very short life.

„You little wench..." Kagome heard a dangerous, husky whisper behind her back. She froze first and then turned around slowly. Her face was pale but she wasn't really scared - as a matter of fact the small smile just didn't seem to disappear from her lips no matter what...Only his growl... She looked straight into the furious Inuyasha's eyes. There was the hell's fire in them but all she could think about is his face when the lamp made contact with his head and a laugh nearly escaped her lips again.

„What if you made a serious injury on my head, you stupid slut?!" he yelled at her angrily.

„Who cares about your head? YOUR PUUDING-HEAD BROKE MY FAVOURITE LAMP!!" she screamed back at him. Inuyasha growled in a dangerously low voice and he seemed to be to jump on her when they heard a cheerful female voice behind coming and blabbing about some papers.

Kagome sighed in relief and clapped her hands. „Oh, angel's song to my ears!!!!" she shouted happily and then shot out her tongue at Inuyasha with a wink.

The next moment Mrs. Higurashi stepped in and stared dumbly at the scene that welcomed her. There was her daughter behind the couch and looked at her with happy puppy dog eyes filled with tears. On the other side of the couch there was Inuyasha standing and glared at her angrily. She blinked once more and forced a smile on her face.

„Ughhh... Did I interrupt something?" she asked dumbly and totally needlessly. Kagome bounced to her mother and embraced her tightly enough to strangle her within moments, pressing her face against hers.

„Mom, you saved my life!! That bloody murderer tried to kill meee!" she told her mom and looked up at her with big brown eyes filled with faked tears. To add a little more to the act she sniffed.

„Ughhh... That's all? I remember some crashing came from upstairs some time ago. And from all the bouncing you do here I assume you was not hurt, huh?" Mrs. Higurashi said it all in a bored tone and looked down at Kagome with an emotionless face, pushing her away. She felt too tired for this kind of games, and to end it quickly she turned to the still glaring Inuyasha „Here you are" with that she gave him the papers he came for. Inuyasha sent a glare at Kagome once more - his eyes promised her a long and painful death – before he stomped out, shut the door and drove away without a saying anything.

Kagome stared out of the window for a moment after the disappearing hanyou before started to laugh maniacally, her hands on her hips. „I won!" Her mother stared at her with sweatdrops behind her head, and walked away shaking her head.

Kagome gasped and looked at her watch which caused her to nearly faint. It said 3.50. Kagome cried out a kind of "challenging roar" and ran out of the door as she was. She turned her head and shouted back „Mom I will go to the mall with Sango. I will be home by eight o'clock. Bye!" with just that she ran away. Her mother watched her daughter for a while, pulling away the curtains, then went back to the kitchen, back to her every day's life.

'I don't know what Namorou thinks... They will probably just stab each other with the tart-cutting knife...'

End of the chapter


I wrote this one the second time and yet I had a lot of fun writing it again. I wish I had some time to draw these, it would be so funny. I hate them imagined in my mind so clearly!

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Mmiray