SCENE FOUR:
The scene changes to Fred and George talking in they're room, as Harry listens in at the door which is open a notch. Because people always leave the door open a crack when they have something secret to discuss.
Fred:
[Singing
I saw a veela the other day. She was with another man. But that doesn't stop me, cause I've got a plan.
George:
[Speaking
What plan have we, Fred?
Fred:
[Speaking, too
To foul the wedding? Well, first of all, I would like to say 'why' we should foul the wedding. Besides the fact we want Fleer; yes, we're still gonna misspell her name, for us. Because I feel we should give our reasons and 'morals'.
George:
[Speaking, and grinning
Like we'd know anything about them.
Fred:
[Singing
Well, either way, here they are. She's way too beauuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuutiful, that girl. That's why it will never work with them. Since Bill's sorta a werewolve, she have him homicidal, homicidal, homicidal, when she cheats on hiiiiiiiiim wiiiiiiiiith uuuuus.
George:
[Now singing, too
Also, first del be fussin', den del be fightin', den Bill will be eatin' her with his pasta. And it'll kinda be too late ta' make it better.
Fred:
[Singing
Excellent. Besides, if she didn't cheat on Bill with us, what else is she gonna do with all that junk?
George:
All that junk? Inside her trunk?
Fred:
She's gonna get us drunk? What else?
George:
Get us drunk with all that junk?
Fred:
You know, her veela, veela, veela stuff. Her lovely veela lumps. On the back and on the front.
George:
I can't believe, I cannot believe. That we're singing this song in the equivalent of a PG-13.
[Speaking
Now, what's the plan?
Fred:
[Still in a daze, and singing a song he sung earlier
She's beautiful! She's beautiful! She's beautiful, it's true! I saw her face. This morning, in front of a vase. But I don't know what to do about that girl. Cause I'll never be with her.
George:
[Speaking
Snap out of it, Mate. Isn't that what we're here for?
Fred:
[Speaking
Oh... right, the plan.
[Singing and picking up the beat, but also revealing he doesn't really have a plan
The wedding between them, eh? I have no mudbloodin' idea what kind of a wedding it'll be. If you've got a plan, why don't U crack that weddin'?
George:
[Singing
Why don't U crack that weddin'?
Fred: U!
George: U crack that weddin', then Voldemort! U!
Fred: AHHHHHHHHHHHH! U!
George:
[Speaking
Beepin' sun' of' a' mud'blood', I' have' no' effin' idea'!
Fred:
[Now speaking, too
Hmmmmmmmmmm... I'm broke when it comes to ideas, mate.
George:
[Grinning
We ain't broke, mate! We had enough money to sponsor a bachelor party for
the wedding. Complete with real, live 100 Veela dancers.
Fred:
Speaking of which, it's time for us to go there.