My dearest, you are sweet
But now we must be discrete
You must desist from the scrawling
Or IAD will come calling
And your Bobby will be walking a beat
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Just imagine the scandal-
My love charged as a vandal!
Sure Eames and her sisters
Said they'd take care of my blisters
But their snark will be too much to handle
p
Thank goodness - I think
You used soluble ink
Everything's now okay
The painters washed it away
Before Deak could raise much of a stink