The Weasley Twins' Joke: The Musical

by The Parody King

Based on the hated short-story. Bill and his miss-spelled wife-to-be are getting ready for their wedding. But will Fred and George's biggest prank ruin everything? How far will it go? How many songs will make it dated? HBP Spoilors. Warning: May lower IQs

5. Act 1, Scene 5

SCENE FIVE:

Ginny:

[Speaking

That cow, Fleer! Yes, they still misspell her name! She's such a-a-a...

[Sighs

I don't know what words to describe my anger.

Hermione:

[Speaking

You just need to remember your favorite profanities.

Ginny:

My favorite profanities?

Hermione:

You know; like , and .

[Singing

ing House Elves, and good pumpkin juice. Mudboods, and hippogriff , and avata kadavra. ing er , and all kinds of rude things. These are a few of my favorite profanities.

Ginny:

[Singing

y inferrie, and mudbloods, ing ers, and witch ers. Witch itches, all dudes y. and all those offensive things. These are a few of my favorite profanities.

Hermione:

So whenever I'm angry at Fleer or Rita Skeeter, I just call them a , or give them a rude hand-gesture. And then I don't feel...

Hermione/Ginny:

Soooooooooo baaaaaaaaaaaaaad!