SCENE THREE:
After the last pointless scene, the next scene opens pointlessly, but then follows with the part that will decide if this broadway production is a comedy or a tragedy.
Hermione:
[Singing; Out of Character
My father asked me, if I was actually going to go back to that school, which smells like a diiitch. But it's the witches who smell like ditches. For witches, they wanna be ithces. Witches just wanna be ... wanna be itches! I woke up, after a huge hangover. And my headache asked me, when my partying would be over. But those who get hangovers don't party, because their too drunk, and that didn't even rhyme! But witches, they wanna be itches. Witches just wanna be itches! That's all they really waaaaaaaaaant! That's all we really waaaaaaaaaaant! Some wizards take, an itchy witch, and hide her away, so she won't get hitched. But it's the itchy ones who don't get hitched, and witches, they wanna be itches. Oh, witches just wanna be itches!
We then focus on Fred and George, who have run into an old family member.
Percy:
[Speaking
Didn't think I'd come, did you?
Fred & George:
[Slightly annoyed; Speaking
No... we didn't.
Percy:
So Bill got his wolfish hands on a Veela type women. Never thought he'd get so lucky.
George:
[Speaking
Yeah... neither did we.
Percy:
I can tell when my brothers are up to something, what is it your planning, you two?
Fred:
We're actually broke when it comes to ideas, mate.
Percy:
Well, it so happens,
[Lowers voice
that I have one.
Fred:
Then spill it, if you've actually-
George:
Got one.
Percy:
Well...
The music picks up as Percy begins singing.
Percy:
[Singing
G. L. A. M. O. R. OUS. First class. Traveling on a top secret broomstick. Living the life of political tricks. Their all after the glamorous. The glamorous in power. Why, the glamorous. My daddy told me so. He let his sonny know.
[Imitating Mr. Weasley/Lying
If you ain't got no power, take your pathetic to the death eaters!
Fred:
Who's all after? And how does this help us?