My husband? NO! My biggest enemy!!

~peek out of the corner and a shoe hit her head~ Yeah, I know I was verrrrrry slow. Sorry. -_-;

Thanx for reviews, I don't own Inuyasha, Sorry for mistakes yadda...yadda...

Shi-Shi777: This story is great! Iz Kikyo gonna be in you story? What about Kouga or Naraku? And how long will your story be? Sory for being noisy, I'm just curious. =^-^=

Mmiray: Yes, I will torture her... I think I will have a lot of fun. BWHAHAHAHAHA!!! (sorry, Kikyo fans...) Kouga.. you will see. ~_^ I don't think Naraku gonna be in my story, I'm not really want a crazy killer machine. @_@ (maybe later, but I can't promise you anything) I am already wrote 12 chapter but I have to translate them. * another sigh * I think... I don't know how long will it be, sorry.

JojoBlond: LOL. This is great! Hurry and update soon! O, and one more thing, u keep changing tenses like present to past. Its getting pretty confusing. But this still rox.

Mmiray: Whooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooops... I will try my best to not to changethem but I can't promise.

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Chapter 7. My beloved fiancée

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He slowly opened his eyes. He looked beside him and blinked a few times before he realized where he was. Kagome winked at him playfully. Another blinks. 'Wait... Kagome winked.. at ME??' he thought as he stared at her wih wide eyes. Kagome just looked at him smiling. 'She is very weird... Am I still dreaming?' he thought and reached out his hands to rub his eyes. Kagome reached out both of heands and caught his fingers.

„Kagome are you sure you are okay?" he said and stared at her. She nodded and grinned like an idiot.

'Oh, Kami! I can't hold it... I can't hold it...' Kagome thought as she tried her best to not to laugh

Inuyasha stood up as he felt the plane landed on the ground and stopped. Kagome still grabbed his fingers and followed him out of the aeroplane. Inuyasha suddenly noticed a bounch of very pretty girls as they stood near the giant building's entrance and winked at them. The fozed and stared at him with horror in their eyes. And that was the time when Miroku arrived at the entarnce with Sango behind him.

Sango and Miroku stared at Inuyasha and then Kagome. She looked at them with cheerpull in her eyes. 'Oh, Kami, I can't hold it any longer...' [don't get any strange ideas] She burst out laughing and kneeled down in front everyone. She rolled to the ground and laughed even harder. She grabbed her stomach as tears to streamed down from the corner of her eyes. „C...can't ... breathe..." she said between two laughter.

„What's with you, wench?" asked Inuyasha and looked around. She was very embarrassing. „Stand up! This is very embarrassing!"

Kagome stood up with a wow-how-serious face. He looked straight into his eyes. „No, Inuyasha, you are the one, who is embarrassing." She said as if it was obvious. He blinked at her when suddenly came into his mind.

He stared down at his fingers. They were still red from her grip and from a bright red nail polish. 'Wait... NAIL POLISH??' he thought paniced as he rubbed his lip with his hand. He looked down at his hand. There was a pretty pink lipstick. He glared at Kagome who was on the ground again, Miroku stepped to Inuyasha and took his hand.

„Inuyasha, will you bear my child?" he asked seriously.

Sango fell onto the ground near Kagome in her laughter. Inuyasha punched Miroku and ran toward the man's bathroom. Miroku fell onto his behind but started to laugh as Inuyasha was out of hear.

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The door flew open and Inuyasha exploded into the bathroom. He stomped to the mirror as a man quickly walked out behind the very angry hanyou. He stared into the mirror and fire started to burn in him as anger filled his whole body. On his eyes there were a very bright red and gold eyeshadow His lips was still bright pink. He looked down at his nails, they were red. „Ka...go...me..." he hissed as he started to wash his face and his nails.

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„Kagome... how?" asked Sango amazed as theycould stopped laughing.

„He felt asleep, and I couldn't resist" Kagome said with a very innocent face but the evil was still in her eyes.

„Ow... Inuyasha is the most beautiful woman I have ever seen." Said Miroku with a playfully wink. „I think I will turn into a gay."

Kagome and Sango shocked and stared at him with wide eyes. Before Miroku had any chance to save himself, suddenly they felt like fire burned their backs. The ywhirled around to meet with an extremely anger Inuyasha. Sango an Kagome jumped behind Miroku who just looked up at him with his famous I- am-innocent puppy dog eyes. But it had no use...

Inuyasha took a deep breath as he tried to control himself from ripped them into little pieces, Kagome first. He felt a hand touched his shoulders. He turned arund, prepared to stringle whoever was it.

„Hello, are you Mr. Taisho?" asked a tall man.

„Yes. What do you want?" Inuyasha barked at him impatiently.

„I am your driver. I will get you a ride to the hotel." He said ignored the death glares what Inuyasha sent him.

„Ok, let's go!" Kagome said. 'Thank you, Kami... You really like me...' she thought. 'But I don't know who will protect me in our hotel room.' She gasped for breath for a moment and then turned to Sango.

„Sango, can I live with you in your room? Miroku will live with Inuya..."

„No. Your mother ordered me to sleep with Miroku and ordered you to sleep with Inyasha." Sango said cruel.

„Owwwwwww.... PLEASE!! Our parents won't know that!" Kagome begged her with puppy dog eyes but...

„Oh yes, the will." Said Inuyasha grinned evilly. 'Hehheh... Are you scared now, Kagome?'

Kagome stared at him with wide eyes for a moment and turned away. 'Oh please! I don't want to die now! I am too young!' she thought and sighed. Inuyasha grinned evilly. His anger was still in his and he wanted his revenge badly.

The driver led them to the limo and they all get in. Kagome sat next to Sango, near her there was Miroku [O_o] and the Inuyasha. There was a really uncomfort silent. And Miroku get bored. He looked down at Sango. Her eyes were half open as she started to fell asleep. He bit his lower lip as he tried his best to not to grope her. But...

„HENTAI" * SMACK *

Sango cleched her fists as she glaredat his oh-so-innocent face. „HOW DARE YOU TOUCH ME WHILE I AM SLEEPING???!!!! WHAT WILL YOU DO IF WE HAVE TO SLEEP IN TH SAME BED, HUH??!!"

Miroku blinked once while he realized what she just said and grinned like a mad man. „A lot of fun." He said simply. Her eyes twiched and puched him on face. Miroku fell off the saet and laid unconsciously at their feet. Inuyasha and Kagome watched them with a bored face and a little sweatdrop behind their head. The car sopped and Kagome jumped out fist on her side of the car. She looked the hotel.

„Wow..." she whispered. Their hotel was the biggest she have ever seen and msot beautiful too. She looked around. They were at the beach now. She saw a lot of people on the beach. „Let's go! I want to go to the beach today!" she said cheerfully as she ran into the hotel. The others watched her with sweatdrops behind their head but followed her. Before they could stepped in, she jumped out if the huge building and throw a key to Sango.

„Inuyasha, where is my luggage?" she asked him, but still didn't look into his eyes.

„Where you were left them" he said and grabed the key from Kagome. Her jaw dropped to the ground as she walked back to her luggage.

'What a jerk!' she thought angrily a few minutes later as she tried to push her luggage up on the stairs. Suddenly she lost her balance and fell backward. She shrieked and closed her eyes tightly but she felt srtong arms wrapped around her waist and stopped her from fall down. She looked up and her gaze locked with Inuyasha's amber eyes.

Before she could yelled at him for let her go, he done that and easily picked up her large luggage. „Ow, Inuyasha, you are such a knight!" she yelled in a girlish, high pitched tone, but he could hear the mockery in her voice.

„And you are as graceful as a club-footed princess." He said and smirked. He won this turn. Kagome take a deep breath to yell something at him, but she hadn't got any idea. His smirk grow wider. „Anyway, I have a surpride for you." He said as he walked to their room and stepped inside.

Kagome followed him and looked around. This was a quite small, but beautiful. There were three rooms, a bathroom, a little kitchen and the bedroom. The room was beautul. There was a large wardrobe and a king sized bad. In fron of the bed there was a fridge and a television.No chouch... „Where will you sleep?" asked Kagome after she noticed that there was only one bed.

„Near you, where else?" he said and smirked Kagome. Kagome's eyes widened in shock but that wasn't enough.

„But now..." he grinned evilly. „How did you get the idea that you will humiliate me and then go away with it?" he said in a low tone. Kagome senses started to shriek her „RUN!"

She ran to the door but not fast enough. Inuyasha blocked jumped to the door, and locked it. She stepped back as he stepped toward her. His grin grow more wider, if it was possible.

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