My husband? NO! My biggest enemy!!
I don't own Inuyasha and sorry for mistakes!
Did you miss me? I will use some parts of your ideas and maybe mix them. Anyway thank you for review and double thank you for everybody who write some idea for me. I am updating pretty slowly cuz I translate mangas in my freetime too...
Now let's see...
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Chapter 12. „Reach the goal"
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Kagome rolled on the sand and laughed her head off. Sango and Miroku stared at her with small sweatdrops behind their head. It was really funny, but Kagome rolled from her left side to her right and back for 30 minutes. „Umm, Kagome-chan... I don't want to interrupt you but you know people staring at you ummm... strangely..."
Kagome slowly took her control over her laughter but still giggled slightly. She looked at her friends with a cheerful face and this was when she noticed Miroku's wandering hand slipped closer and closer to Sango's butt. „Sango, Miroku is—„
„HENTAI!!!!!!" * SMACK *
„—trying to grope you... I am late..." Kagome sighed and rolled her eyes as she watched Sango kicked the now unconscious Miroku. „I think he had enough already. If you continue kicking his head he will lost his mind completely."
„Oh, I think this danger isn't threat him... He has nothing to lost." Said Sango and walked toward the sea. Kagome stood up and stepped to Miroku. She leaned closer to check out his heartbeat and that was the time when Miroku woke up.
„HENTAI!!" Kagome slapped him but Miroku didn't look like he noticed it. 'His skin is probably hardened from Sango's ultra-slaps and punches...' thought Kagome sarcastically and sat down a little far away from Miroku.
„You know if you don't stop groping her she won't be your girlfriend soon." Kagome narrowed her eyes at him. She really wanted that two to be together.
„Do you know something?" asked Miroku with a wide grin on his face.
'Ow, man.... He is so confident.' „Maybe. But I have no reason to tell you anything. Ja ne." Kagome stood up and walked toward their hotel.
„Wait!! Please, Kagome!! I don't want to die stupid!!"
„Then why don't you ask Sango about it?" Kagome winked at Miroku and then ran away before he had a chance to ask more."
Miroku blinked and then turned to the sea. He could see Sango stepped into the water and walked further into it. „I will."
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'I am a genius.' Kagome laughed maniacally to herself as she walked toward the hotel. Everybody stepped out of her way as if she was an illness or something. At least almost everybody... 'Sango will probably kill me for this but it worth the pain. I think Miro—' Kagome bumped hardly into someone and and nearly fell down. She closed her eyes and prepared to the crash but it never came... She felt strong arms wrapped around her waist tightly. 'Inuyasha...' she looked up with anger in her eyes but it flew away as she stared into a red pair of eyes. The man released her and looked down at her. He had red eyes and long, wavy, dark brown hair. He was quite handsome but somewhat Kagome had a bad feeling about him.
„Sorry." Kagome blushed lightly and walked toward the hotel. The man smirked evilly and he was about to follow her but someone stepped in front of him.
„Do you know this girl?" asked the man and looked down at Kikyo who stood in front of him.
„Of corse I do." Kikyou smiled and there was an evil glint in her eyes. „She is the one I want you to take care of, Naraku."
Naraku grinned evilly and looked at the hotel's entrance. „What should I do?"
„Nothing too much. You have to seduce her." Kikyou's face hardened. „All I want is Inuyasha. You can do whatever you want with her, I don't care."
„Sounds good."
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„What a strange guy..." Kagome arrived at Inuyasha's and her room. She kicked the door open and jumped behind the wardrobe as she hummed the Mission Impossible's tune. She peeked out from behind the wardrobe and looked at Inuyasha who sat on the bed and stared at her as if she was crazy or something. Kagome formed a telephone from her hand and started to speek to her thumb.
„Kagome to the base. I see the target. I am repeating, I see the target. „She took down her 'telephone' and peeked out from behind the wardrobe again and watched Inuyasha tilted his head puppy style and blinked at her. 'How adorable he is when he do that... WHAT?! No, girl! Stop that!' she made a face and picked up her 'telephone' again. „It is Kagome. I am sorry, but I didn't shot at adorable little puppies." Suddenly she realized what she just said and peeked out again. Inuyasha now sat indian-style and smirked at her. „But there is no one just a hormone-drived jerk" she said in a dark-tone
'So she wanna play?' he grinned and rolled off of the bed and landed behind it. He peeked out from the edge of the bed and suddenly a water stream hit his nose. Kagome stepped out behind the wardrobe and smirked down at him with a small watergun in her left hand.
„This is your end." She said with a grin and shot him again. Inuyassha blinked as the water ran down on his cheeks. 'Wow.... He is so adorable when he do that too... NO! STOP THAT!!' Kagome thought as the innocent look left his face nad he stood up with an evil grin.
„You can't kill me with two shots." He said a leapt in front of her.
„Yeah... Idiots dies hard." Kagome turned around to walk away but she felt a hand on her shoulder. 'Oh no...' [Oh yes. ^_ ^] Inuyasha whirled her around and pinned her to the wall and stared down at her with a strange look on his face. Kagome's face turned red but now from anger. „IS IT A REFLEX TO PIN ME TO SOMETHING AND IMAGINE 'WHO-KNOW- WHAT'?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?"
„Yes." Inuyasha leaned to her ear. „You are irresistable." He whispered into her ear breathlessly. Kagome felt his warm breath in her ear and it sent chills down her spine. Her heart nearly stopped as she felt him licked her earlobe.
„INUYASHA, YOU DISGUISTING JERK!!!! LET ME GO!!!" she pushed his face away and slapped him hardly. Inuyasha blinked and stared down at her. Kagome's face were red from blush and anger. There was furious in her eyes. But he could hear her fastened heartbeat clearly with his sensitive ears. He smirked even wider and leaned closer to her. Kagome tried to free herself but his grip was too strong. Their faces were just inches apart. 'He can get any women he want except me.... THEN WHY I AM THE UNFORTUNATELY ONE?!?!'
Kagome watched Inuyasha closed his eyes and leaned closer. Her brain raced but suddenly everything stopped as she felt his lips captured hers. She blushed furiously and she didn't know if her heart is stopped or bet faster. Her eyes widened even more as she felt he tried to slip his tongue into her mouth.
'So this is what he want?' she grinned evilly mentally and let him enter. But before he could do anything she bit on his tongue with all of her strength. Inuyasha jumped back instantly and begun to pamper his poor tongue.
„What the hill did you do that for, wench?!" he yelled at her angrily.
„I don't know but somehow your tongue was in my mouth you know. There wasn't any other way." She said sarcastically and stepped into the bathroom. But her face appeared again. „And we are going to have dinner at 'Tortuga' restaurant tonight." With that her face disappeared again to get ready for the dinner.
Inuyasha popped onto the bed and sighed happily. At least he reached his goal. 'But I think it is too much amusing to leave her alone.' He thought with a wide grin on his face.
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Miroku grinned at Sango suspiciously. She narroed her eyes at him very unfriendly and leaned down to collct her stuffs from the sand. „Sango if you do that I won't be able to control my hands." He said as if it was obvious. Sango stood up in an instant and glared at Miroku and she was about to punch him when...
„Sango, I want to ask you something." Sango took a step far from him and then took her hands onto her hips and looked down at him with a suspicious face.
„What?" was her cold reply. 'That's odd. He is look somehow nervous. What's with him?' Sango kneeled down beside him and looked at him curiously. „What?" she repeated herself.
„Umm... You know... I... Uh..."
'He is really nervous.' Sango jumped onto Miroku and looked into his eyes with faked seriousness. „Who are you and what did you do to my Miroku?"
Miroku smiled at it and looked away. „Kagome-chan told me something today..."
One of Sango's eyes started to twitch strangely. 'I will kill her!!!'
„I want to ask you that do you like me, Sango?" Miroku now looked deep into her eyes. Sango blushed and lifted one of her hands to her chest.
„I...uh... I like...you..." Suddenly she felt his hand on her burning cheek.
„It's good to know." Miroku looked up at her and smiled widely. Sango stared at him with wide eyes.
'Maybe... He feel the same?' thought Sango hopefully and just stared at Miroku for minutes. She couldn't turned her gaze away but the silence was really uncomfortable.
'What should I do now... Wait... Is it a hand on my butt...?' A vein appeared on her head and her shoulders started to shake. Miroku looked up at her with fear in his eyes and quickly removed his hand from her rear. „Miroku you insensitive pervert!!!!!!!" Sango smacked his harder that ever and stomped stomped towrad the hotel with her towel in her hand and left Miroku 'sleep' in the nice, warm sand.
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Sooooooooooooooooooooo.... Do you like it? Or not?
I thought I should write a chapter without any extreme idiocy. ^_^
(I don't want to make Naraku a murderer or rapist but he will be a great excuse for Inuyasha to be jealous when he started to woo Kagome not without any other 'reasons'. And there is Kouga too. ^_~)
One of you wrote that it was great when Inuyasha realized that he like Kikyou... No, he don't like her and I hate that pairing (I am a totally Kikyou-hater. There is a great Kikyou hater's club on www.anipike.com ^_~) He just kissed her accidently instead of Kagome. * Mmiray rolled her eyes *
PLEASE REVIEW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! * love love *
(really sorry for mistakes but I didn't write for two weeks and I am really tired. In my country it is 11 pm now. -_-)
I don't own Inuyasha and sorry for mistakes!
Did you miss me? I will use some parts of your ideas and maybe mix them. Anyway thank you for review and double thank you for everybody who write some idea for me. I am updating pretty slowly cuz I translate mangas in my freetime too...
Now let's see...
Ä**Ä**Ä**Ä**Ä**Ä**Ä
Chapter 12. „Reach the goal"
Ä**Ä**Ä**Ä**Ä**Ä**Ä
Kagome rolled on the sand and laughed her head off. Sango and Miroku stared at her with small sweatdrops behind their head. It was really funny, but Kagome rolled from her left side to her right and back for 30 minutes. „Umm, Kagome-chan... I don't want to interrupt you but you know people staring at you ummm... strangely..."
Kagome slowly took her control over her laughter but still giggled slightly. She looked at her friends with a cheerful face and this was when she noticed Miroku's wandering hand slipped closer and closer to Sango's butt. „Sango, Miroku is—„
„HENTAI!!!!!!" * SMACK *
„—trying to grope you... I am late..." Kagome sighed and rolled her eyes as she watched Sango kicked the now unconscious Miroku. „I think he had enough already. If you continue kicking his head he will lost his mind completely."
„Oh, I think this danger isn't threat him... He has nothing to lost." Said Sango and walked toward the sea. Kagome stood up and stepped to Miroku. She leaned closer to check out his heartbeat and that was the time when Miroku woke up.
„HENTAI!!" Kagome slapped him but Miroku didn't look like he noticed it. 'His skin is probably hardened from Sango's ultra-slaps and punches...' thought Kagome sarcastically and sat down a little far away from Miroku.
„You know if you don't stop groping her she won't be your girlfriend soon." Kagome narrowed her eyes at him. She really wanted that two to be together.
„Do you know something?" asked Miroku with a wide grin on his face.
'Ow, man.... He is so confident.' „Maybe. But I have no reason to tell you anything. Ja ne." Kagome stood up and walked toward their hotel.
„Wait!! Please, Kagome!! I don't want to die stupid!!"
„Then why don't you ask Sango about it?" Kagome winked at Miroku and then ran away before he had a chance to ask more."
Miroku blinked and then turned to the sea. He could see Sango stepped into the water and walked further into it. „I will."
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'I am a genius.' Kagome laughed maniacally to herself as she walked toward the hotel. Everybody stepped out of her way as if she was an illness or something. At least almost everybody... 'Sango will probably kill me for this but it worth the pain. I think Miro—' Kagome bumped hardly into someone and and nearly fell down. She closed her eyes and prepared to the crash but it never came... She felt strong arms wrapped around her waist tightly. 'Inuyasha...' she looked up with anger in her eyes but it flew away as she stared into a red pair of eyes. The man released her and looked down at her. He had red eyes and long, wavy, dark brown hair. He was quite handsome but somewhat Kagome had a bad feeling about him.
„Sorry." Kagome blushed lightly and walked toward the hotel. The man smirked evilly and he was about to follow her but someone stepped in front of him.
„Do you know this girl?" asked the man and looked down at Kikyo who stood in front of him.
„Of corse I do." Kikyou smiled and there was an evil glint in her eyes. „She is the one I want you to take care of, Naraku."
Naraku grinned evilly and looked at the hotel's entrance. „What should I do?"
„Nothing too much. You have to seduce her." Kikyou's face hardened. „All I want is Inuyasha. You can do whatever you want with her, I don't care."
„Sounds good."
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„What a strange guy..." Kagome arrived at Inuyasha's and her room. She kicked the door open and jumped behind the wardrobe as she hummed the Mission Impossible's tune. She peeked out from behind the wardrobe and looked at Inuyasha who sat on the bed and stared at her as if she was crazy or something. Kagome formed a telephone from her hand and started to speek to her thumb.
„Kagome to the base. I see the target. I am repeating, I see the target. „She took down her 'telephone' and peeked out from behind the wardrobe again and watched Inuyasha tilted his head puppy style and blinked at her. 'How adorable he is when he do that... WHAT?! No, girl! Stop that!' she made a face and picked up her 'telephone' again. „It is Kagome. I am sorry, but I didn't shot at adorable little puppies." Suddenly she realized what she just said and peeked out again. Inuyasha now sat indian-style and smirked at her. „But there is no one just a hormone-drived jerk" she said in a dark-tone
'So she wanna play?' he grinned and rolled off of the bed and landed behind it. He peeked out from the edge of the bed and suddenly a water stream hit his nose. Kagome stepped out behind the wardrobe and smirked down at him with a small watergun in her left hand.
„This is your end." She said with a grin and shot him again. Inuyassha blinked as the water ran down on his cheeks. 'Wow.... He is so adorable when he do that too... NO! STOP THAT!!' Kagome thought as the innocent look left his face nad he stood up with an evil grin.
„You can't kill me with two shots." He said a leapt in front of her.
„Yeah... Idiots dies hard." Kagome turned around to walk away but she felt a hand on her shoulder. 'Oh no...' [Oh yes. ^_ ^] Inuyasha whirled her around and pinned her to the wall and stared down at her with a strange look on his face. Kagome's face turned red but now from anger. „IS IT A REFLEX TO PIN ME TO SOMETHING AND IMAGINE 'WHO-KNOW- WHAT'?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?"
„Yes." Inuyasha leaned to her ear. „You are irresistable." He whispered into her ear breathlessly. Kagome felt his warm breath in her ear and it sent chills down her spine. Her heart nearly stopped as she felt him licked her earlobe.
„INUYASHA, YOU DISGUISTING JERK!!!! LET ME GO!!!" she pushed his face away and slapped him hardly. Inuyasha blinked and stared down at her. Kagome's face were red from blush and anger. There was furious in her eyes. But he could hear her fastened heartbeat clearly with his sensitive ears. He smirked even wider and leaned closer to her. Kagome tried to free herself but his grip was too strong. Their faces were just inches apart. 'He can get any women he want except me.... THEN WHY I AM THE UNFORTUNATELY ONE?!?!'
Kagome watched Inuyasha closed his eyes and leaned closer. Her brain raced but suddenly everything stopped as she felt his lips captured hers. She blushed furiously and she didn't know if her heart is stopped or bet faster. Her eyes widened even more as she felt he tried to slip his tongue into her mouth.
'So this is what he want?' she grinned evilly mentally and let him enter. But before he could do anything she bit on his tongue with all of her strength. Inuyasha jumped back instantly and begun to pamper his poor tongue.
„What the hill did you do that for, wench?!" he yelled at her angrily.
„I don't know but somehow your tongue was in my mouth you know. There wasn't any other way." She said sarcastically and stepped into the bathroom. But her face appeared again. „And we are going to have dinner at 'Tortuga' restaurant tonight." With that her face disappeared again to get ready for the dinner.
Inuyasha popped onto the bed and sighed happily. At least he reached his goal. 'But I think it is too much amusing to leave her alone.' He thought with a wide grin on his face.
**~~~~~~**~~~~~~**
Miroku grinned at Sango suspiciously. She narroed her eyes at him very unfriendly and leaned down to collct her stuffs from the sand. „Sango if you do that I won't be able to control my hands." He said as if it was obvious. Sango stood up in an instant and glared at Miroku and she was about to punch him when...
„Sango, I want to ask you something." Sango took a step far from him and then took her hands onto her hips and looked down at him with a suspicious face.
„What?" was her cold reply. 'That's odd. He is look somehow nervous. What's with him?' Sango kneeled down beside him and looked at him curiously. „What?" she repeated herself.
„Umm... You know... I... Uh..."
'He is really nervous.' Sango jumped onto Miroku and looked into his eyes with faked seriousness. „Who are you and what did you do to my Miroku?"
Miroku smiled at it and looked away. „Kagome-chan told me something today..."
One of Sango's eyes started to twitch strangely. 'I will kill her!!!'
„I want to ask you that do you like me, Sango?" Miroku now looked deep into her eyes. Sango blushed and lifted one of her hands to her chest.
„I...uh... I like...you..." Suddenly she felt his hand on her burning cheek.
„It's good to know." Miroku looked up at her and smiled widely. Sango stared at him with wide eyes.
'Maybe... He feel the same?' thought Sango hopefully and just stared at Miroku for minutes. She couldn't turned her gaze away but the silence was really uncomfortable.
'What should I do now... Wait... Is it a hand on my butt...?' A vein appeared on her head and her shoulders started to shake. Miroku looked up at her with fear in his eyes and quickly removed his hand from her rear. „Miroku you insensitive pervert!!!!!!!" Sango smacked his harder that ever and stomped stomped towrad the hotel with her towel in her hand and left Miroku 'sleep' in the nice, warm sand.
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Sooooooooooooooooooooo.... Do you like it? Or not?
I thought I should write a chapter without any extreme idiocy. ^_^
(I don't want to make Naraku a murderer or rapist but he will be a great excuse for Inuyasha to be jealous when he started to woo Kagome not without any other 'reasons'. And there is Kouga too. ^_~)
One of you wrote that it was great when Inuyasha realized that he like Kikyou... No, he don't like her and I hate that pairing (I am a totally Kikyou-hater. There is a great Kikyou hater's club on www.anipike.com ^_~) He just kissed her accidently instead of Kagome. * Mmiray rolled her eyes *
PLEASE REVIEW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! * love love *
(really sorry for mistakes but I didn't write for two weeks and I am really tired. In my country it is 11 pm now. -_-)
