"Yuki I've bought you something." Yuki stood in the SOS club room facing the window, looking outside at the people walking by. Sure she had her book and she had been reading it, but periodically, she felt like she wanted to get up and just watch for a while. It made her happy. Haruhi stood a few feet behind her. "Yuuuuki." She tapped her foot. "YUKI!"

Yuki turned around, quickly. "Yes?" Then she saw it, and her eyes widened. "Oh, Ms Suzumiya." She started side stepping, looking toward the door for escape. "I understand that you must have taken unusual steps to obtain such an item for me, but I must insist that such an outfit is not acceptable for one such as I."

Haruhi tilted her head to the side a little bit at this sentence and then realized that Yuki was getting closer and closer to the door. "Oh, no you don't." She got between her and the door. "This is going to look adorable on you!" She gave it to her (or, more like threw it to her). "Now, put it on!"

Yuki looked down to the outfit she was holding. It was rather ridiculous. But then, again, what was she expecting?

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Kyon was walking down the hall to the SOS room with his backpack slung across his back, slowly watching the people walk by him as they made their way out of the building and to their respective homes for the night. Why wasn't he doing that?

Finally he was at the door. He knocked twice, then entered. Right when he looked in he froze. "Yu-Yuki?"

She raised an eyebrow. "Kyon. Hello."

"Yuki, what are you wearing?"

He put his hand up to his mouth to cover his smile.

Her outfit was even more hilarious because it was on her. She was wearing a purple and silver top that was dangerously tight, it must have been some sort of spandex material, and it had all sorts of carefully placed holes in it, around the sides, on her stomach and on the top of the chest area. Then she had just a black underwear/swimsuit-type bottom and knee high boots. To complete the look she had a purple and silver cape and some sort of laser gun.

She looked hilarious. She blinked twice. "What are your thoughts as you see me in this particular costume?"

He shook his head to get out of his trance. "I…I think you look very cute." He walked up to her. "What do you think?"

She looked down and picked up her right foot, looking at the boot. "I find it very strange."

"Do you know what it's suppose to be?"

"Yes. I believe it is suppose to be some 'space costume.'" She glanced back to him. "Correct?"

"Yeah. That's right." He laughed. "But why did Haruhi get it for you?"

"The answer to that is not yet apparent to me. But she will return soon and I assume that I will know at that time." She walked over to her chair and sat down.

He couldn't help but laugh, again. She just looked so funny! "Yuki?"

"Yes?" She turned to him.

"Can you come here?"

She looked down to her book. "Why don'tyou come here?"

He laughed. "Okay." He walked over to her and got down on his knees. She looked at him. "You're so beautiful."

She blinked. "Do you really think so?"

"Very much."

She looked away. "I do not understand why." He stood, but while doing so, he picked her up and looked at her. She just looked at him. "This feels strange." She said, but she put her arms around his neck to help him, knowing that it would be difficult to hold her, or any human.

"Yes." He said. "Yes, it's not like it is in the movies. A human is actually pretty heavy." He slowly walked to his chair and sat down, still holding her.

Once he was sitting, she looked up to him for a few moments. It was kind of awkward for those few moments, what with him holding her and them both not knowing what to do. Would he let her go? Say: "Okay, that just happened and I don't know why I did it." What? He didn't know what to do.

She looked at him for a few moments, and then rested her head on his shoulder. He sat there, looking down at her head, resting, quietly on him. Then, looking up he felt very comfortable. He smiled. It probably would have been a sight. A boy holding a girl dressed in a Star Trek costume sitting in a school classroom as the sun was setting into the window.

She closed her eyes.

The door slammed open. Kyon had always thought this was an impossible thing to do before meeting Haruhi. He thought that doors only slammed shut. But once he joined the SOS Brigade he found out that doors could, indeed, slam open.

"Yuki!" She looked to Yuki, who was resting comfortably in Kyon's arms, and then to Kyon, who was holding Yuki. Her face wasn't really recognizable when it came to an emotion. Kyon couldn't really put into words or decide what it was that she must have been thinking. He looked down to Yuki, who was un-phased by what was going on. Had she fallen asleep? Did she sleep?

Haruhi walked up to Yuki and Kyon and stood over them. "What is going on?" Her hands were on her hips.

Yuki opened her eyes and looked up to Haruhi. "Ms. Suzumiya. It is very fortunate that you arrived at this time."

"What?" She let her hands drop to her sides. "Why?"

She sat up and Kyon let her stand, though she pretended to be very weak. "I am afraid that I fainted." She turned to Kyon. "But luckily Kyon was available to catch me. You arrived at just the right time to-." Yuki stopped.

Kyon realized that she couldn't think of what to say. Yuki couldn't think of what to say. A lie, anything. It was too difficult.

"In time to go get a nurse." He turned to Haruhi. "I couldn't get one myself, but we were afraid. And we knew you were the only one we could trust with such a task. Everyone else would just mess it up." He nodded.

She looked to both of them. Yuki looked to Kyon. Haruhi looked to Yuki, who didn't look so feeble all of the sudden. Yuki looked down, then fell into the arms of Kyon, again.

"Oh, no! Haruhi, quick! Only you can do this!"

Haruhi's eyebrow was raised, but they had stroked her ego just enough to make it work. She turned around and walked quickly out of the door. "I'll be right back!"

Kyon laughed as she ran away, but when he looked back, Yuki was looking up at him. He smiled. She blinked. Then she pulled herself up a little and kissed him.

He pulled her to him and held her close. He had never been this close to her before. Not like this. It was strange. Wonderful, but strange. And frightening because Haruhi could walk in at any moment. The embrace was finally broken and Kyon let Yuki sit up so that she was more comfortable. Slowly, she stood.

"Should we wait for the nurse?" She looked down to her semi-crinkled shirt and flattened it.

Kyon looked to the door. "I don't know. Probably." When he turned back to Yuki she had her hand out to him. "Yuki?"

"Take it."

He laughed. "Okay?" Once he did she started walking toward the door quickly and opened it. "Where are we going?"

It was then that she started running. Did Yuki run? He hadn't really thought about it before. But…she was good at it. He was having a hard…time…keeping up. "Yuki! Hey, I'm not so use to running this fast."

She looked back to him. "Oh." She slowed down.

Soon, they were out of the building, looking up at the sunset. "Yuki, what's the deal? What is it?"

She turned to him. "What do you mean?"

"Why did you pull me out here, what's wrong?"

"There is nothing particularly wrong. I just did not want to be present when Ms. Suzumiya returned."

He laughed. "Oh." He caught his breath. "Okay." Looking up at the sunset again he closed his eyes.

"Well, too bad!" Kyon cringed at the voice. "Cause I found you anyway." They both turned around to see Haruhi standing there. "I thought you were fine." She walked up to Yuki and looked at her outfit. "But I'm glad the suit fits."

"What is it for?" Yuki looked down at the shirt.

"We're playing our movie at a convention and I thought it'd be good to have us three girls all decked out, especially you, Yuki." She smiled. "It's going to rock!"

Yuki looked down to the ground as though she was sad or embarrassed.

Yuki, embarrassed? Kyon smiled.

"Now, take your gun!" Haruhi gave her the laser gun. Yuki let her head drop so she was looking at the ground, but put her hand out so Haruhi could set the gun in it. Haruhi did and then laughed. "Okay! Time for a picture!"

Yuki looked up. "Why?"

"For the site, of course!"

"You have already obtained an embarrassing picture of me for the site."

"Yeah, but Mikuru has tons of them! You need to catch up, woman!" She looked around. "Now we just need a prop…" She saw Kyon. "Hey! I think the image of you holding Yuki like you were in the SOS Club room would be perfect!"

"What? No!" Kyon stepped back, putting his hands up. "Why do I have to be in pictures?"

"Shut up and do it!" She walked over and pushed him to Yuki. "You could do it then, do it now. Pick her up."

He looked from Haruhi to Yuki, who was looking up at him. She blinked. "Okay." He whispered. "Are you okay with this?"

"Of course."

He sighed. Bending over a bit, he picked her up, letting the cape trail down so that it was hitting the ground.

"Perfect!" Haruhi jumped up and down. "Now, Yuki put some emotion into it! Get sexy, woman!"

Yuki looked down to her boots and thought about this. "Sexy?" She looked up to Kyon. "What is… 'Sexy'?"

He looked up at the sky and closed his eyes. "Um…Oh, God."

"Is it something that has to do with the act of 'sex'?"

He gulped. "Sort of…"

"I see." She looked to Haruhi. "Okay." She put her arms around Kyon's neck and brought her face up to his, kissing him on the cheek, and then let her right arm fall just enough down so that the laser gun was showing. Then, she brought her right leg up a little, bending it at the knee.

Haruhi stood still. "Umm…good job!" She brought her camera up. "Yeah!"

Once she was done taking pictures Kyon let Yuki down. "How'd you know to make those poses!?"

She blinked. "I do not know. It seemed appropriate."

"Oh." He didn't know what else to say. Except that he wanted copies of those pictures.

"Alright! Time to take the outfit off!" Haruhi walked up to Yuki. "I can't wait to see the reactions of all the people when they see you in this outfit at the convention! It's going to be priceless!" She took Yuki by the hand and started dragging her toward the door to the school. "We have to get these pictures up on the site right away. It's sure to attract a lot of attention. Maybe even get some new members! What do you think? I think so, too!"

The door slammed open and then shut and Kyon was left outside as the sun was setting. He smiled. This convention would definitely be interesting.