I know it's been a while. I've been working on the Piktionary a lot. But now I'm going to try to add chapters actively. Last time, a huge battle had broken out. Whipahl was attacking The Valley of Repose. The Bulb Empire and Bug Alliance both launched an attack on the Pikmin. Ramilo and Eiuol had made their mark. A Pikmin ran off to warn the Council.

I'd be sued if I said I own Pikmin. I own all names not in the games, however. P.S. 754,624,864,753,635,357,375,388,826,276 Pikmin were killed in the making of this story.

TPWAW

Chapter 5

Fall of the Pikmin

Redmin ran through blasts by Gatling Groinks, lunges by Male Sheargrubs, leaps by Bulblaxes, and stomps by Bulborbs. He ran to the waiting Red Onion. He climbed up the nearest leg. Several other Onions were near by. Pikmin were retreating into them. Redmin's Onion was filled and took off. Several other Onions did the same. The others, however, were destroyed by the Bug Alliance. Yelmin was heading towards the ocean, running over all in his path. He occasionally fired to get large creatures out of his way. He made it to the ocean. A ship was waiting with an open ramp. Several Pikmin retreated to this ship. "Damn bugs." Yelmin said to himself as he drove his tank on the ship. As a last resort, Pikmin that couldn't get away rolled catapults into a safe location and launched Purple Pikmin towards the action. Sometimes they put on a Red Pikmin and set it on fire. Or a White Pikmin. A Purple flew right on to Oran's back. He screeched in agony. He had been stunned. He let out a string of swear words too bad to put in this story. "OH, YOU BEEPING BEEP! I'M GOING TO BEEPING SHOVE YOUR BEEPING BEEP DOWN YOUR BEEPHOLE UNTILL YOU BEEPING GET BEEPED, YOU BEEPING BEEP!" Several Bulborbs heard Oran and surrounded the Purple Pikmin. "I can explain. He's retarded." The Purple Pikmin said. The Bulborbs jumped the Purple. His screams were soon silenced with fighting. Then the yells of flying Purple Pikmin. Then the agonized screams of Bulborbs. Then the terrified screams of Oran, including Oran running away. Then silence.

Whipahl approached the Pikmin base. He knew this was where the Council was. He would love getting revenge. First he would hang Pinpul over a tub of boiling lava. He would grab Yelnag and shove his head in a tank of water until the bubbles stopped. He would then cut off the head of his replacement and put it on a stake. Then he would rip Bluha's gills out with his bear hands, tie his arms together, and throw him in the water. He would then feed Redmo to his own pet Bulborb. He would continually punch Pinpul, put Anode Beetles around the lava, put a helmet on Pinpul's head full of water, put poison spouts on the inside edge of the tub, and cut the rope holding Pinpul. But when they broke into the building, the council was gone. Instead, a screen was on the wall. Whipahl didn't remember that. It turned on. The council had made a recording. "Hello, dick." Pinpul said. "Pinpul!" Whik scolded. "As you can see, Whipahl, we are no longer here." Redmo said. "We have fled to our last base on Mt. Pikpik. The Valley of Repose was getting too dangerous for us. Whimin has also left. It is the only safe place. Especially from you. What with its Light field and all. I'm afraid you coming here is just not possible. Believe me Whipahl, this is the last thing we wanted to do. Mt. Pikpik is unsafe. I'd say were doing you a favor." The screen faded. Whipahl broke the screen with a Dark blast from the Shadow Gem. And the wall.

Emperor Bulblax was sleeping in his den, when a Dwarf Red Bulborb woke him up. "Who dares to wake me during nap time?" Emperor Bulblax said. "Forgive me, my Emperor, but the Bug Alliance has just taken all the caves. They are poised to take the Awakening Wood." "Shit. Well, we still have the Wistful Wild. What of the Pikmin?" "Those who weren't killed fled to Mt. Pikpik." Perfect. I want a full attack launched on The Valley of Repose. In the meantime, have a full retreat of the Awakening Wood. Oran and his troops are too valuable to die. I want Admiral Bulrea to lead The Valley of Repose assault." Yes my Emperor." The Dwarf ran off.

A Female Sheargrub scout surfaced in front of the Titan Dweevil. "Sir, the Awakening Wood is almost ours! All the caves have been captured, and the Bulb Empire is launching a full retreat! All Pikmin have retreated to Mt. Pikpik for as of yet unknown reasons. This leaves us poised to take several of their forts." She said. "Perfect. Waterwraith! I want you to lead every assault on Pikmin territory! You both may leave." Two "Yes sir" s were said, and then they both left. The Titan looked around, saw no one was there, then walked up to a box and picked it up, rubbing it. "My precious…" He said. "Don't worry. You'll soon have a friend."

"Well done, you too. This almost makes up for you not accomplishing your previous objective. Intelligence tells me that a Shadow Gem was involved. Why didn't you tell me this?" A creature in the shadows said. "I swear, this is the first we've heard of it!" Ramilo said. "No matter. Construction on Armageddon 1 is going ahead of schedule. In the meantime we must rely solely on Darklight. I MUST have the Shadow Gems. I also want the map. Without it, this is a blind hunt." "Yes master." Eiuol said. They both ran off. "The dumb fools. Why aren't Olimar and Louie smarter?"

THE END

There it is! The end of this part! Don't worry, though. Part two is in the works! I'm working hard on the Piktionary, so that's another thing to look forward to. Please review, as always. Part two will NOT be started until I get a review. I thank you for reading. Goodnight.