Hi every one. This is the chapter where Kagome and Sango get well…drunk. Hope you enjoy this one. I sure did! Let's get on shall we?
I do NOT own Inuyasha. You hear that lawyers I don't, so there!
"Look at me guys!" Kagome said grinning from ear to ear. "I'm driving!" The group had just come from the mall and Miroku's face was badly bruised. Kagome stopped at a red light.
"And I think I'm a pretty good driver too." She said smiling. "You sure you want this car Inuyasha?" Inuyasha made a face at his girlfriend's silly question. "You can drive it any time you want but you're not keeping it." He answered.
"Good enough for me!" Kagome squealed as she gave Inuyasha a quick kiss. "Kagome the light turned green." Sango said while giving Miroku a dirty look for the 100th time since they left the mall.
"Opps!" Kagome said. She put the BMW on drive began to move on the road again. She sighed. "I could do this all day and not have a care in the world."
"If you say so." Inuyasha said looking out the window. "Hey aren't you guys hungry?" Kagome thought for a while. "Now that you mentioned it, I am feeling my stomach growl a little. How bout you Sango?"
Sango once again gave Miroku a look. "I lost my appetite." She said. Miroku sighed. "Sango I'm sorry." He said quietly. "I'll make it up to you by paying for dinner. I'll even burn the bathing suit if you like. I just hate it when you look sad and angry."
'He's apologizing. How sweet!' Kagome thought beaming. 'Miroku actually apologized to her?' Inuyasha thought. "He's never done that to a girl before.'
Sango pretended to think for a while even tough she was happy Miroku apologized. "Fine. I forgive you." She said smiling a bit. "And you don't have to burn the bathing suit. Who knows? I might even wear it."
"You will?" Inuyasha and Kagome said in unison surprised. "You will?" Miroku asked surprised himself and secretly trilled. "Maybe." Sango said again.
"That means no." Inuyasha said. "Hey!" Miroku said insulted. "Come on guys. Let's go get some food." Kagome said. "Look. There's a restaurant right there."
"What will you're order be?" a waiter asked them when they got inside and took their seats.
"I want a cheeseburger and root beer." Inuyasha said. "By the way, do you serve ramen?" "Yep." Answered the waiter. "Great. I'll have that too." Inuyasha said licking his lips.
"Oh brother." Sango mumbled. "I'll just have tea." Miroku said. "I just want onion rings." Sango said. "I want nachos with cheese and fruit punch." Said Kagome. "I'll have fruit punch too." Sango added.
The waiter nodded. "I will come back with your orders in just a few minutes." He said and with that he left. "A few minutes? To them a few minutes is half an hour." Miroku said. "Miroku would you stop acting crabby." Sango said scolding him.
"You guys sure don't eat a lot." Inuyasha said playing with his napkin. "I'm trying to keep my figure." Kagome replied. "Besides you said I was a little fat."
"That was two months ago. It's almost going on three." Inuyasha said smirking. "Besides I just said that to get on your nerves. You always looked in good shape to me."
"Do I?" Kagome said blushing a bit. Even tough they were girlfriend and boyfriend Inuyasha had never really commented on her body. "Of course. You have a nice body." Inuyasha said taking Kagome's hand and rubbing it. His smirk looked somewhat perverted.
"And every one says I'm the pervert." Miroku said under his breath. "Shut up you." Inuyasha said hitting his best friend in the head.
"Here's your food.' Said the waiter as he handed them their cups and plates. "And you said they would take long." Sango said to Miroku. Miroku shrugged. "They usually do." He mumbled.
Inuyasha devoured his ramen while Kagome took a sip of her fruit punch.
"This taste…great!" Kagome exclaimed. Sango was gulping down all of her fruit punch. "I know!" Sango exclaimed also. She quickly finished hers and tapped on a passing waiter's arm.
"Do they have refills here?" she asked. The waiter nodded. "Then can I have one?" Sango said holding up her glass. "Me too!" Kagome said who had just finished hers.
"Don't you think one glass is enough?" Miroku asked. "No. It's really good." Kagome said grinning. "If you say so." Inuyasha said now biting into his cheeseburger.
The waiter then came back with the refills. "Enjoy." He said has Kagome and Sango gulped down the cups of juice.
After they finished those cups, they had another refill. Then another. Then another.
"Okay that's enough." Inuyasha said to Kagome while she was sipping on her fifth glass. Kagome didn't finish it tough and set it down on the table. She then hiccupped.
"Yashie why is the sky blue?" she asked suddenly. "What?" Miroku said confused. "Kagome every body knows that." "I knows!" Sango exclaimed looking a little red in the face like Kagome. "It's because the sky and … the sea and the color blue. Then reflection. Yeah."
While Inuyasha had a confused look on his face like Miroku the waiter suddenly appeared beside them. "Are they…acting funny?" "Uh, yeah." answered Inuyasha. "Wait. Don't tell me this is your fault."
"I'm sorry to inform you this but some how one of the waitresses accidentally mixed up the matinee fruit punch with the regular fruit punch." The waiter said. "What!" Inuyasha exclaimed. "You mean they're drunk?"
"I'm afraid so." Said the waiter. "I don't believe this." Miroku said "Sango you're…hey. Where'd they go?" The three men looked around to see if they could spot the girls and to their horror they saw them standing on a table that belonged to an elderly couple.
"Hiya every body!" Sango yelled at the top of her lungs. "How's you's a doing today?" "Oh no…" Inuyasha said under his breath.
"They a doing great!" Kagome yelled out like Sango. "Now I, Kagome Higurashi, shall sing for you!" "I must be dreaming." Miroku mumbled under his breath.
"Cause I ain't no holla back girl! I ain't no holla back girl!" Kagome said singing the well-known American song by Gwen Stafani.
"It's banana's, B-A-N-A-N-A-S!" Sango said going along. "Come on everybody! SING!" "Cause she's not a holla back girl!" Kagome yelled once more.
"Can't you sing something more…respectful?" Said the wife of the elderly couple. She had no idea the girl's were drunk. Kagome took a moment to think about it then smiled.
"THE HILLS ARE ALIVE WITH THE SOUND OF MUSIC!" she yelled out loud. "YAY!" Sango yelled. "Doe a deer a female deer…!"
"Okay that's enough!" Inuyasha said who had reached the girls through the crowd. "You guys are drunk!" Kagome and Sango looked at each other and then laughed like lunatics.
"You're a so funny Inu!" Sango said. "Can I have more drink?" "No Sango!" Miroku said pulling her hand. "We have to get out of here." "Come on Kagome." Inuyasha said taking Kagome on his back and carrying her out.
Sango however did not cooperate. "I don'ts wants to go!" she yelled. "Love and freedom is the way! Love and freedom!" "Darn right!" said the old man of the couple remembering his younger days.
"Please Sango." Miroku begged. "You…you want candy don't you? If you come with me I'll give you candy." Sango frowned and then did an annoyed sigh. "Fine then." She said while she followed Miroku out of the restaurant.
"Why'd we bring them here?" Inuyasha asked holding a drunk Kagome close to him. She how ever did not want to stay still and squirmed around.
"Well we can't bring them to Kikyo's house drunk." Miroku explained. "We'll just let them cool off at the park. Then after that we'll bring them home. After all Sango's brother is staying over Kagome's house. (Trough Souta.) So Sango won't mind staying over too. My plan is perfect."
"Yeah? Well this isn't." Inuyasha mumbled as Kagome wriggled some more. Sango wasn't holding on to anyone and staggered across the place at a somewhat fast speed. "I'm free! I'm free! I'm freeeeeee!"
"Sango! Come back here!" Miroku yelled chasing after her. "This is the park where I meets a Shippo and Rin!" Kagome yelled out. "Shippo and Rin! Shippo and Rin!" Sango yelled, with Miroku still chasing her.
"Please clam down!" Miroku said as he got hold of Sango. Sango wriggled. "No! I wants to be free!" Sango yelled. 'What is she going to do next?' thought Inuyasha fearing the worst. 'Take off her clothes?'
To his horror he saw that Kagome was taking off her shirt. "Kagome!" he yelled making her stop mind way. Kagome did a confused look. "What? I feels hot." She said sluggishly.
"I know it's a little warm but don't take off your clothes." Inuyasha explained. "Okay Yashie." Kagome said putting her shirt back on properly. "Can we go to the swings? Puh-leeze?"
Inuyasha laughed a little at the way she said please. "Okay." He said taking her hand. "Just calm down."
Kagome dragged him to the swings and quickly sat on one. "Pushie me Yashie!" she said smiling. Inuyasha lightly pushed her back making sure not to make her sick.
"Ahh! To high!" Kagome said laughing even though she hardly moved. "Sorry." Inuyasha said now pushing her even lighter. "S'okay." Kagome said still smiling. "My daddy used to push me up higher."
"Your dad?" Inuyasha asked. Kagome nodded her head only to receive a wave of pain through it. "Yup." She answered. "He's gone now."
"Gone?" Inuyasha said. "He's dead." Kagome said her face becoming serious.
"Sorry." Inuyasha said again. "It's not your fault." Kagome said doing a weak smile. "You don't have to apologize." She then hiccupped. "I'm sort of lucky." She said her speech becoming fully normal. "I have Mom, Souta, and gramps. Poor Sango has no one except her brother."
"I know." Inuyasha said stroking her hair. Kagome looked so pretty even when she was drunk. Kagome smiled and leaned on Inuyasha a little.
"Nighty night Yashie." She said closing her eyes.
"They make a nice couple don't cha think Mirokie?" Sango asked sitting next to Miroku on a bench. She had finally clamed down and agreed to sit down on the bench. The two had been watching Inuyasha and Kagome.
"Yeah they do." Miroku answered. "How are you feeling?" Sango yawned and surprisingly put her head on his shoulder. "I'm fine Mirokie." She answered. "It's nice when it's just you and me."
"Really?" Miroku said surprised. He swore felt like blushing something a guy like him would never do. Sango nodded.
"You're really perverted sometimes." She answered. "Really. But you know what? If you didn't act like that so much you'd be one of the sweetest guys."
"Oh." Miroku mumbled. They were both quiet for a while.
"Um Sango?" Miroku finally said. "Hmm?" Sango answered in a sleepy tone. "Sango you're really not like other girls you know." Miroku continued. "All the other girls I hanged out with were either really slutty or really air headed."
"What are you…trying to say?" Sango said sounding sleepier and sleepier. "It's just…I'm really glad you like me." Miroku said not saying what he really wanted to say.
"Really? Me too." Sango said smiling as she closed her eyes. "Good night."
"Good night?" Miroku said confused. He looked to she Sango sleeping on his shoulder. "Oh. Night then." He said wondering what to do next.
"She fell asleep?" Inuyasha said coming towards them, carrying Kagome in his arms. "Kagome fell asleep too." "Guess we should take them home then." Miroku said lifting up Sango himself.
Inuyasha made a face. "I hope she doesn't mind that you're carrying her like that." He said doing a smirk. "Oh, shut up." Miroku smiled back going to the car.
"Guys. Wake up." Inuyasha said as he shook both Kagome and Sango. The girls opened there eyes and looked around.
"Is it time for school already?" Kagome asked. "No. I think we're dead." Sango said. "Neither." Miroku said half sighing. "You guys are at Kagome's place. Think you can go in by yourselves?"
Kagome and Sango looked at the two boys. "Of course we can." Kagome said, her face looking a little annoyed. "You don't think I can Yashie?"
"Yashie?" Miroku said making a face. "I can go by myself Mirokie." Sango said rubbing her eyes. "Mirokie?" Inuyasha said making a face himself.
"Bye guys." Kagome said smiling as she and Sango got out. "See you later." Sango said as she closed the door. The two boys watched as they ran up the steps and went into the house.
"Well today was a long day." Miroku said as Inuyasha pulled up to his place. "I know. I think I'm going to sue that restaurant." Inuyasha said unlocking the doors.
"I had enough for one day." Miroku said opening the door and yawning. "Later Yashie."
"Later Mirokie." Inuyasha said about to close the door. The two boys paused for a sec. They turned around and looked at each other a little annoyed. They said the same thing that was on their mind.
"Shut up."
Well I'm done with that. Hope you liked it. My dad read the part where Kagome and Sango were singing Holla back girl and he laughed. Since the guy is in his forties I think you should like it too. (You're all younger right?) Anyways her with me I have the three boys Shippo, Souta, and Kohaku. Say hi.
All three: Hi.
MG1: You guys like my story?
Souta: I can't believe you made my sister drunk.
Kohaku: And my sister too.
MG1: Sorry. It was only to be funny.
Shippo: Besides that it's good.
Souta: Except for the mushy parts. Ewww.
MG1: So one of you wouldn't mind introducing the next chapter?
Souta and Shippo: Me!
Kohaku: No me. I'm older.
Souta and Shippo: Aww!
Kohaku: Inuyasha and Koga are really sick of each other and finally have a showdown.
Souta: To find out who will win…
Shippo: You got read the next chapter.
Kohaku: Hey I was supposed to say that. Anyways Moomoogirl1 has to update first.
MG1: But you have to…
Kohaku: Go
Souta: and
Shippo: review!
MG1: That's right. So go and do that! Seriously, what are you guys? Triplets?
Moomoogirl1 out. (Just for a while:)